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WILL BYERS FUCKING RUNS OVER ALL OF THE BITCH BOYS

Summary:

Will byers fucking runs over Mike, the duffers, and Carlton with his car. Can you tell i fucking hated the finale.

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Will Byers starts his car, revving the engine, his hands shaking with delight as they rest on the steering wheel.

In the street stands Mike Wheeler, The Duffers Brothers, and Carlton. Four useless men who have done nothing but fuck up his life.

Will starts driving, the speed up as high as possible. He keeps his eyes on the road, and his hands planted firmly on the wheel.

Mike tries to run first, the coward he is, and the others quickly follow. But Will isn't worried, since Mike hasn't exercised in his life, both Duffers need a diet, and Carlton is about as athletic as a pencil.

Will runs over Mike first, backing up a couple times for extra flair. Will laughs and carries on.

Carlton is next. Will grabs him by the sleeve as he drives by with the window down, and pulls him into the car.

"Hey." Carlton says nervously.
"Hey." Will says back, with a grin on his face.

"Are you ready?" He asks. Carlton looks confused. "Ready for what?"

Suddenly, Will manhandles him again and throws him straight out of the window. It sends Carlton rolling across the pavement. Will quickly runs over him too.

Finally, the Duffers. They move as one, so it's easier. Will crashes into Ross first, the impact scraping his face against the road. Will catches the bastard before he can run away like the bitch he is.

Will scans for Matt, and he laughs, hah! He's hiding behind a bush scared shitless. Will drives over to the sidewalk, and crushes the bush with his car.

He steps out and admires his work, a job well done.