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1. Pail Safety Instruction by mystationrock

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   10 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Jade Harley
   • Nepeta Leijon
   • Aradia Megido
   • Sex Shop
   • nothing explicit its literally just that karkat works in a sex shop
   • Intersex Karkat Vantas
   • author posted the first chapter then realized they're aromantic and don't give a shit about romance
   • but is leaving the slash tag in because of all potential homoerotic flirting

   Summary

   KANAYA: Was The Last Customer Truly That Bad

   KARKAT: YES. HE ASKED IF THE BONER PILLS COULD BE TAKEN WITH COKE. COCAINE. CRACK COCAINE.

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   In which Karkat works at a sex shop and Dave is the weirdo gas station attendant next door.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,219

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

   21

   Kudos:

   73

   Bookmarks:

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