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The water at the Butterfly Estate was scalding, scented with medicinal herbs meant to soothe bruised muscles and weary spirits. You soaked in the tub until the water turned cool, scrubbing away three days of grime, sweat, and the metallic-iron tang of demon blood. The simple act of being clean felt like a resurrection.

You emerged scrubbed raw, your skin flushed pink. Aoi, ever efficient, had tersely provided you with a fresh set of clothes, but Mitsuri—vibrating with an energy that could power a small village—had intercepted her.

"Absolutely not! You're coming with me!" the Love Hashira declared, practically dragging you by the wrist. "You survived! You were amazing! And you look exhausted! That means you need one thing, and one thing only: a sleepover! And sugar!"

Which was how you found yourself, two hours later, sitting on the sun-warmed engawa of the Love Estate. You were swimming in a borrowed, pale-pink yukata that smelled faintly of cherry blossoms. The estate itself was a reflection of its master: bright, open, airy, and featuring an impractical number of heart-shaped cutouts in the shoji screens.

And there was, as promised, a feast.

It was a sweet-tooth's paradise. There were towering plates of sakura mochi, their pale pink rice glistening; skewers of dango stacked in cheerful rows; ichigo daifuku, plump and white with the red tip of a strawberry peeking out. And in the center, a large ceramic bowl filled to the brim with glittering, multi-colored konpeito.

"I just can't believe it!" Mitsuri said, her mouth full of mochi. Her green-and-pink braids were slightly messy, and she was already on her fourth dessert. "You just... you just did it! You made a dome! A... a garden of petals!"

You blushed, nibbling on a pink dango. After the vulnerability of the bath, your natural shyness had returned in full force.

"It... it wasn't that impressive, Mitsuri-san. I just did my forms. It was Shinazugawa-san and Iguro-san who were truly amazing. They were so fast. When they finally attacked... it was like watching two storms collide. I've never seen anything so powerful."

"Ehhhh?" Mitsuri tilted her head, swallowing. "But... but they're so scary! Shinazugawa-san is always yelling, and Iguro-san is... well, he's always just... staring." She shivered, but it was a happy, excited shiver. "I'm just so glad they didn't hurt you! I was so worried!"

"Oh, no, they were..." You paused, trying to find the right word to describe the terrified awe you felt watching the Wind and Serpent Hashiras work. "They were... focused. Very professional. They didn't talk much to me, but they were incredible."

Mitsuri giggled, a high, bright sound like a string of silver bells. "I guess so! Oh, this is so much fun! We have to do this all the time! Hashira sleepover! We'll invite Shinobu-chan next time! Oh, maybe we could even get Tomioka-san to come!"

At the mention of Giyu, your hand—reaching for a piece of candy—froze. A blush that had nothing to do with shyness and everything to do with a certain stoic Water Hashira rose from the collar of your yukata.

"I... I don't think he would enjoy this, Mitsuri-san," you murmured, your gaze dropping to the plate. You thought of your patrol partner—the long silences, the awkward nods. "He seems... very serious. He barely tolerates me on patrol as it is."

"Oh, probably!" Mitsuri laughed again, a joyous, carefree sound that drifted on the late afternoon breeze, clear over the high stone wall that separated the Love Estate from its neighbor.

…

Clack. Thwack. Hiss.

The dojo at the Serpent Estate was the antithesis of its neighbor. It was all gray stone, dark, unpolished wood, and cold, functional silence.

Sanemi and Obanai were sparring. It was not a spar of skill. It was an exorcism.

Sanemi’s bokken strikes were over-extended, furious, and sloppy. He was putting all his weight and rage into them, trying to shatter something—anything. Obanai's movements were tighter, more serpentine, but they were equally vicious, his bokken darting in like a fang, aimed at joints and nerve centers.

They were both, in their own way, processing the same thing: the profound, infuriating uselessness they had felt in the village during their joint mission.

Clack! Sanemi's heavy downward strike was parried by Obanai, who used the momentum to flow around him.

"You're swinging like a drunkard," Obanai rasped, his bokken tapping Sanemi sharply on the ribs.

"And you're... dancing like... her!" Sanemi roared, spinning, his bokken cutting a wide, horizontal arc that Obanai was forced to duck under.

Sanemi was furious because the new Flower Hashira had been right. Because her defense had been more useful than his offense. He was a storm, but she had been the wall that the storm couldn't break.

Obanai was furious because he hadn't seen it. His eyes, his precision—those were his pride. And you, with those soft, flower-patterned eyes, had seen everything. The traps. The threads. The demon's heart. You had rendered his own senses obsolete.

They were the Corps' sharpest blades, and they had been relegated to the role of... backup.

"Stand still!" Sanemi bellowed.

"Be precise," Obanai hissed.

"I'll show you precise—"

It was then that the sound came. A high, bright, silver-bell laugh, clear as day, cutting right through the strained, masculine air of their dojo.

Obanai froze.

His bokken, which had been aimed at Sanemi's throat, stopped mid-thrust. His head, covered in its usual bandages, snapped in the direction of the Love Estate. Every muscle in his body went rigid.

Sanemi, his own bokken raised, skidded to a halt. "What? What the hell is wrong with you? Don't stop in the—"

"Quiet."

Obanai's voice was a low command. He was listening, his head tilted.

Another giggle, lighter this time, but unmistakably Mitsuri's.

A slow, strange, almost... soft expression entered Obanai's mismatched eyes. He lowered his bokken, his entire focus shifting. The spar, Sanemi, the mission—it all evaporated. There was only the sound.

Obanai turned and moved, not walking, but flowing toward the high stone wall that bordered his estate. He was silent as a shadow.

Sanemi stared at his back, his brow furrowed, his face a mask of aggravated confusion. "Oi! Iguro! Where the hell are you going? We're not finished!"

Obanai didn't answer. He reached the wall and, with athletic, serpentine grace, found holds in the stone and climbed. He was up, perched on the top of the ten-foot wall, in seconds.

"You bandaged freak!" Sanemi snarled, his patience gone. "What are you, a damn cat?"

He was agitated, his spar unfinished, his rage unvented. With a growl, he threw his bokken aside and stalked after him. He was a less graceful climber, his movements more brute-force, but he was a Hashira. He hauled himself up the wall and settled on the wide stone, his legs dangling.

"This is ridiculous," he growled. "If you're just going to spy on Kanroji again, I'm... I'm..."

His voice trailed off. He looked down into the neighboring garden.

His jaw dropped.

"What the hell is that?"

His gaze was fixed on the veranda. It wasn't the two women, not at first. It was the food. The sheer, obscene quantity of sugar. Plates and platters and bowls of it. 

"She's trying to kill herself," he muttered, disgusted. "That's not food. It's poison."

Obanai paid no attention to Sanemi. He wasn't looking at the food. He was looking at Mitsuri.

His gaze was fixed, intense, and unmoving. He cataloged everything. The way her pink-and-green hair was tied up, but strands had escaped to frame her flushed, happy face. The way she laughed, her hand covering her mouth. The pale pink yukata she wore. He just... watched. His breathing was steady, his body perfectly still. It was a silent, total adoration.

Sanemi scoffed. "You're a creep, you know that?"

Obanai didn't so much as flicker an eyelid. "It's... surveillance."

"Surveillance of what?" Sanemi snarled. "Mochi? You're pathetic. I'm leaving."

He started to shift, to climb back down.

"Wait." Obanai's voice was sharp.

"What now?"

"We're not alone." Obanai's gaze had left Mitsuri, lifting to the trees on the far side of the Love Estate's garden.

Sanemi stopped. He squinted, following Obanai's line of sight. The Love Estate was bordered by a small patch of woods that led toward the Butterfly Estate. In the branches of a large, dark-leafed oak tree, there was a shape.

It was a blot of shadow, unmoving. A flicker of mismatched fabric.

"Is that..." Sanemi breathed.

"Tomioka," Obanai finished, and his voice was a low, venomous hiss.

There, perched on a thick branch with all the stealth of a trained assassin, was Giyu. He was in his full uniform, his haori a splash against the leaves. He was partially obscured, but his profile was unmistakable. He was stock-still, silent as the grave, and he was staring, unblinking, down into the Love Estate's garden.

A wave of jealous, possessive rage rolled off Obanai. Kaburamaru, his white snake, seemed to sense it, its head rising from his shoulder, its tongue flicking.

"That disgusting... pervert," Obanai rasped, his voice shaking with a cold fury. "Stalking her. Hiding in the shadows to... to watch Kanroji. He's vile."

"Hah," Sanemi grunted, settling back onto the wall, his own departure forgotten. This was getting interesting. "He's always been a depressing creep. What's new?"

"This is different," Obanai hissed. He was genuinely, truly furious. He was gathering himself, coiling his muscles as if to launch himself across the garden and attack. "He has no right. He has no honor. Spying on her in her private time. It's... it's..."

"It's exactly what we're doing," Sanemi pointed out, his voice flat.

"It's not the same!" Obanai snapped. "We're her... her colleagues. We're next door. He's skulking. He's a... a voyeur. He's probably imagining things."

"And you're not?" Sanemi countered, a sharp intelligence in his gaze.

Obanai ignored him, his eyes narrowed, his hands clenched. He watched Giyu, his disgust mounting. He watched Giyu's head, waiting for it to track Mitsuri as she reached for another dango.

But Giyu's head did not move.

Obanai froze.

"Wait," he whispered.

Mitsuri laughed again, that bright, bell-like sound, and she stood up to retrieve a small teapot from a tray. It was a clear, full movement.

Giyu's gaze did not follow her.

It remained fixed, locked onto the veranda, right where Mitsuri had been.

Where you still were.

Sanemi, who had also been watching Giyu, saw it too. "Huh," he grunted. "His eyes are broken."

"No," Obanai breathed. His mismatched gaze was sharp, analytical, like a hawk tracking its prey.

On the veranda, you had said something, your voice too soft to carry. You smiled, that small, shy smile you’d given Giyu the last time you saw him, earlier that day.

Giyu's posture, which had been rigid, changed. He leaned forward, just a fraction. A centimeter.

Then, Mitsuri sat back down, blocking you from his view for a moment. Giyu's head shifted slightly to the left, his gaze moving around Mitsuri, to reacquire his original target.

You, unaware of your audience, reached for another piece of konpeito. You popped it in your mouth, and your face lit up with simple, childish bliss. And as you did, you smiled—the full, wide, unguarded one.

Giyu moved. He gripped the branch he was on, his knuckles whitening, his entire body tensing as if he'd just been struck by lightning.

And in that instant, Obanai understood.

Sanemi, watching Obanai's face, saw the Serpent Hashira's expression go from rage, to confusion, to a state of such profound, stunned disbelief that his mouth actually fell open beneath his bandages.

"No," Obanai whispered. It was a sound of sheer, existential shock.

"What?" Sanemi demanded, his gaze snapping back to Giyu, then to you, then back to Giyu. "What is it?"

Obanai, the master of silent observation, the man who lived in a state of coiled, hidden intensity, recognized the look. He knew it better than he knew his own breathing forms. He knew it because he saw it in his own reflection every morning.

Tomioka was not looking at Mitsuri.

He was looking at you.

And he was looking at you... with the exact same, silent, fixed, all-consuming, desperate adoration that Obanai felt for Mitsuri.

"Holy..." Sanemi's voice was a reverent whisper. The pieces clicked into place. The patrol schedules. The way Giyu lingered after meetings. "He... Tomioka... her?"

Obanai said nothing. He just stared, his mind finally... broken. He had been prepared to defend Mitsuri's honor from a pervert. He was not, in any way, prepared to discover that the Corps' emotionless Water Hashira was hopelessly, silently, and creepily in love with their newest, sugar-addicted Flower Hashira.

Sanemi, on the other hand, felt a sensation he hadn't experienced in years. It started as a low chuckle, a vibration in his scarred chest. It was a feeling of pure, unadulterated, malicious joy.

This... This was hilarious.

He settled back on the wall, a slow, predatory grin spreading across his face. He wasn't going anywhere. This was far better than sparring!

…

Giyu had not meant to spy.

He was not a spy. He was not a creep. He was not... he was not the kind of man who hid in trees.

And yet, here he was.

He was perched on a thick, dark branch of an oak tree, his back pressed against the trunk, his haori a patch of mismatched shadow among the leaves. His posture was rigid, his breath held, and his heart was pounding with a slow, heavy, mortified beat.

He had been in his own estate. The silence of it, usually a comfort, had become a prison. The Water Estate was a place of perfect, cold stillness, but his mind was not still. It was turbulent. It was... loud.

He had tried to meditate. He had sat on his engawa, overlooking his own placid pond, and had focused on his breathing. Total Concentration. He had tried to find his center. But when he closed his eyes, he did not see the still water.

He saw a blur of your hair. He heard the soft, rushing sound of a million petals cutting through the air like razor blades. He saw your eyes—wide and focused—radiating a terrifying, serene calm.

He had tried to train. He had gone to his dojo and practiced his forms. First Form: Water Surface Slash. Fourth Form: Striking Tide. Eleventh Form: Dead Calm. But his blade felt heavy. Dead Calm... it felt... incomplete. It was a reaction. It was a single, perfect stop.

But what he had witnessed you do with your Flower Breathing... that was not a stop. That was a negation. You had not nullified an attack. You had turned the battlefield into a garden where nothing else could survive.

And then, when he had sheathed his blade, his mind had conjured the other image. The one that made even less sense. You, upon returning from your mission, had offered him a piece of candy.

He had left the blue konpeito on his table. He had stared at it for an hour.

It was... too much. The Hashira who had disarmed him when they first sparred, the warrior who had shielded Sanemi and Obanai during their mission, the kind girl who ate sugar and offered to share it... they were all the same person. It did not compute. His world was made of simple, brutal equations: demons kill, slayers die, duty is absolute, grief is permanent.

You were an impossible variable. You had broken his math.

He couldn't get you out of his head.

So he had walked. He had left his estate, needing air, needing something. He hadn't had a plan. He had just walked. Then after a few minutes, he had heard laughter. A high, bright, unguarded sound. Kanroji. He knew that sound. It was as unmistakable as Rengoku's booming voice or Sanemi's snarl.

He had followed it.

He found himself at the edge of the Love Estate. He had stood at the wall, hidden by the trees, and just listened. He heard Mitsuri's pealing laughter, and then... a softer, lighter sound. A giggle.

You.

He had wanted to see you. He had wanted to look at you, away from combat, away from the formal pressure of the corps. He just wanted to see. To confirm this other side of you was real.

But what would he say?

Hello. I am here. I wanted to see you.

The words, even in his own head, sounded insane. He could picture your polite, confused smile. He could picture Mitsuri's vibrant, excited questions. Tomioka-san! Are you here for some kompeito?

He had felt a cold, immediate panic. So he had retreated. But he hadn't left.

He had taken the only logical, cowardly, and silent path available to him. He had climbed the tree.

From here, he was safe. He was hidden. He was invisible. And he could see.

His gaze had fallen on the veranda, and his breath had caught.

The feast of sweets was the first thing he registered. It was an amount of sugar he found physically alarming. It was a testament to the Love and Flower Hashiras' shared, baffling metabolism for sugar.

But then he had seen you.

You were clean. The blood, the dirt, the grime of the mission... all gone. Your hair, which he had only ever seen in a tight ponytail or a battle-strewn mess, was down. It was damp, silky, and spilled over your shoulders. You were wearing a yukata. It was pale pink, not your usual uniform. It was soft, loose, and... and it made you look...

You weren't the Flower Hashira. You weren't the tactical genius. You weren't the fortress of petals.

You were just... you.

You were small, sitting with your legs tucked under you, laughing with Mitsuri. You looked young. You looked... delicate.

Giyu's mind struggled, trying to hold this image in the same space as the memory of your haori, spinning like a typhoon, shredding a storm of steel. How... how could both be real?

He watched as you nibbled on a piece of dango. You ate it slowly, savoring it, a small, happy blush on your cheeks. And then Mitsuri said something, and you laughed. It wasn't a loud laugh. It was a soft, airy giggle, your hand rising to cover your mouth, your eyes crinkling at the corners.

A strange, unfamiliar, and warm sensation bloomed in Giyu's chest. It was a feeling so foreign he almost identified it as an injury.

It was... peace.

He was watching you be happy. You were safe. You were resting. You were eating your ridiculous, sugary food. And you were smiling.

He found he couldn't look away. He was happy... watching you be happy.

The feeling was a revelation. It was a small, warm light in the cold, gray expanse of his own existence. His life was duty. His life was the memory of Sabito and his sister. It was a long, lonely, twilight path. He had accepted this.

But this feeling. Watching you... it was like standing in a sunbeam. It didn't change the grayness of his world, but it was... there. A spot of warmth. He wanted to stay in it.

He was so absorbed in you, so lost in this new, fragile, and overwhelming sensation, that the world had shrunk to the size of that veranda. There was nothing else. Just the sound of soft, feminine chatter, and the sight of you, small and safe, in a pink yukata.

But then, his gaze, which had been locked on your face, drifted. It was an idle, unfocused movement, his mind still wrapped in that warm, pleasant haze. He scanned past you, past the plates of sweets, past the edge of the veranda. His eyes moved over the manicured garden, over the high, gray stone wall of the neighboring estate.

He saw... shapes.

His Hashira-trained eyes snapped into focus, the warmth evaporating, replaced by instant, cold analysis.

Two figures. On top of the wall.

He recognized them instantly. The spiky, stark-white hair. The bandaged, serpent-like posture.

Shinazugawa. And Iguro.

A flicker of confusion went through Giyu. What are they doing?

His gaze followed theirs. They were staring intently, unmoving, down into the garden.

Giyu's first thought, his logical, immediate conclusion, was Kanroji. He knew of Obanai's... fixation. It was a quiet, universally acknowledged fact. Obanai was spying on Mitsuri. And Sanemi, for some reason, was with him.

Giyu felt a strange, distant pang of... camaraderie? No, that wasn't right. It was understanding. He understood. Watching from a distance. Unable to speak. He understood it, in this moment, perhaps better than anyone else.

He felt a twinge of pity for Obanai.

He watched them for a moment, these two men who hated him, and he felt nothing. He was safe in his tree. They were safe on their wall.

His gaze started to drift back to you.

But... something was wrong.

His internal sense of geometry, his slayer's spatial awareness, kicked in. He paused. He looked back at Obanai and Sanemi.

He studied their posture. Their heads. The angle of their gaze.

They were angled wrong.

They were not looking down, where Mitsuri was sitting. Their gaze was higher. It was aimed... across the garden. Not down into it.

It was aimed...

Giyu's heart stopped.

It was aimed at his tree.

He froze. No. They can't see me. I'm hidden.

But... he tracked the line. From their eyes. To his position. It was... direct.

He looked at them.

They were not looking at the garden. They were not looking at Mitsuri.

They were, both of them, with a fixed, unblinking, and focused intensity, staring directly at him.

Giyu stopped breathing.

His blood, which had been so warm, turned to ice. It drained from his face, from his limbs, leaving him cold and numb. He was a statue, carved from horror, in the branches of an oak tree.

He did not move. He could not move.

They see me.

The thought was a silent, internal scream.

They see me. I'm in a tree. I'm... I'm...

His mind flashed, in a millisecond of pure, abject panic, to the scene below.

He was watching you.

They were watching him.

The full, catastrophic, soul-destroying reality of the situation crashed down on him.

They were not just seeing him.

They were seeing him spy.

They were watching him... watch you.

Giyu's world, which had been so pleasantly rearranged, collapsed into a black hole of social annihilation.

He was pinned. If he moved, if he flinched, if he so much as breathed, it would be an admission of guilt. It would be a confirmation. He couldn't jump down. He couldn't retreat. He was exposed, held in the crosshairs of their two sets of judging, horrified, and...

Giyu's eyes, wide with panic, focused on Sanemi.

He could just barely make out his face in the fading light.

Obanai was a rigid, bandaged statue of disbelief.

But Sanemi...

Sanemi was... smiling.

It was not a combat grin. It was not a snarl of rage. It was a slow, wide, purely demonic grin of absolute, malicious, and unholy joy. It was the smile of a man who had just been handed the single most valuable piece of blackmail material in the entire Demon Slayer Corps.

He knows.

Giyu felt his entire life end.

On the veranda below, oblivious, you laughed again, a light, happy sound. "Oh, Mitsuri-san, that's so funny! Here, you have to try this one!"

The sound, which moments before had been a sunbeam, was now the soundtrack to his own execution.

Giyu was frozen. He remained perfectly, terribly, calm. But inside, his mind was a single, repeating, frantic scream.

He was in a tree. He was a pervert. And Shinazugawa knew!

This was, he concluded with a cold, final certainty, a far worse fate than being eaten by any demon.

…

Back on the wall, Sanemi was still vibrating.

He had just been handed a gift from the gods, wrapped in a mismatched haori and perched in a tree. He was a man who lived on a diet of rage, adrenaline, and ohagi, but this... this was a feast.

He watched, his grin stretching so wide it pulled at the scars on his face, as the realization of his discovery dawned on Tomioka’s.

It was a beautiful thing to witness.

Tomioka, the man of ice. Tomioka, the stoic, the aloof, the better-than-thou pillar of sheer, aggravating silence. Tomioka, who walked through life as if he were a cloud, floating above the petty concerns of lesser men.

That same Tomioka was currently frozen to a tree branch, his face—even in the dying light—a pale, bloodless mask of existential horror.

Sanemi saw the micro-twitch in Giyu's shoulder, the way his hand, which had been resting loosely, clamped onto the branch. He saw the fractional widening of those deep blue eyes.

Gotcha, Sanemi thought. The glee was so potent it was almost intoxicating. You are a pervert.

This was better than a perfect mission. He had, in one instant, found the one, single crack in Tomioka's flawless, infuriating façade. And it was not a crack. It was a canyon.

The man was a stalker.

Sanemi settled his weight on the stone, his back resting against a support. He was going to watch Tomioka figure a way out of this, which he wouldn't. He was going to let this moment burn itself into his memory, a new, warm comfort to revisit on cold nights.

Beside him, Obanai was still stuck.

Obanai's mind, which was usually a sharp, coiling blade of logic, had been knocked entirely off its axis. His protective rage for Mitsuri had been primed, his venom ready to strike. But the target had moved. He was still processing the new, impossible data: Tomioka... likes... the Flower Hashira.

It was nonsensical. It was like saying fire is wet. Or Shinazugawa is quiet. The two concepts did not belong in the same universe.

He watched Giyu's frozen panic. He watched Sanemi's demonic grin. He looked down at the veranda.

He was, in a word, baffled.

…

But back in the oak tree, Giyu was in hell.

He was not in a tree. He was the tree. He had fused with it. If he did not move, if he did not breathe, perhaps he would, by sheer force of will, photosynthesize and become a permanent, leafy fixture. It was a viable escape plan.

They see me. They see me. They see me.

He was a Hashira. He was a master of Water Breathing. And he had been caught.

Not by Rengoku, who would have laughed it off with a friendly, deafening boom. Not by Gyomei, who would have wept for his lack of moral fiber. Not even by Shinobu, whose teasing was a familiar, if unpleasant, pain.

No. He had been caught by the two men who already held him in the lowest possible regard. The two men who saw him as an arrogant, gloomy, anti-social waste of a haori.

And he had just confirmed their every worst assumption.

He was a creep. A stalker. A pervert.

He pictured the conversation tomorrow. Sanemi's snarling laugh. "Oi, Iguro, did you see Tomioka in that tree? The gloomy bastard was..." His stomach hollowed out.

He had to move. He had to leave.

But how?

If he dropped from the tree now, they would watch him. YOU would see him and realize he’s a stalking pervert!

The thought was so humiliating he felt physically ill.

No. He couldn't move. He had to stay. He had to pretend he hadn't seen them. He was just... enjoying the evening air. In a tree. Far from his own estate. Overlooking the Love Estate's garden.

His alibi was non-existent.

He was dead. He was already a ghost. His social life, a flickering, weak thing at the best of times, had just been permanently extinguished.

He squeezed his eyes shut, bracing for the inevitable shout from Sanemi. The "OI, TOMIOKA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU FILTHY STALKER?"

It didn't come.

Why wasn't he yelling?

The silence was, somehow, worse.

…

Meanwhile, on the veranda, you and Mitsuri were still floating on a cloud of sugar and good-natured bliss, having no idea you were the anchor point of a silent, three-way Hashira standoff.

"Ehhhh, I'm just so full!" Mitsuri giggled, pressing her hands to her cheeks. "But this sakura mochi is just so... moist!"

"It's wonderful, Mitsuri-san," you agreed, your voice soft. You had finished your dango and were sipping your tea, your cheeks flushed with warmth and sugar. "Thank you so much for... for all this. I... I really needed this."

"Of course!" Mitsuri beamed. "We're friends! And friends have to talk! We talked about the mission, and how brave you were... but... we haven't talked about the important stuff!"

You tilted your head, your eyes wide and innocent. "Important stuff? Like... like our breathing forms? Or Oyakata-sama's health?"

Mitsuri leaned in, her green eyes sparkling with a new, conspiratorial light. Her voice dropped to a loud, excited whisper.

"No, silly! Boys!"

The word, dropped into the quiet, sugar-filled air, was an explosion.

In the tree, Giyu's eyes snapped open. His blood, which had been frozen, now turned to a hot, scalding acid that flooded his face. No.

On the wall, Obanai's entire body went rigid. His gaze, which had been flickering between Giyu and the veranda, locked onto Mitsuri. His heart, which had been confused, was now hammering against his ribs with a new, desperate terror.

Sanemi's grin, which had been one of simple, malicious glee, transformed. It became a thing of rapturous, unholy joy. He was no longer just watching a creep in a tree. He was getting a show. He settled in, propping his chin on his hand, his eyes wide. This was the entertainment he deserved.

Your face, which had been a polite, happy pink, went a deep, sudden crimson.

"B-b-boys?" you stammered, your voice a sudden squeak. You looked at your teacup, at the mochi, at the sky. Anywhere but at Mitsuri. "I... I... Mitsuri-san, I... I don't... I don't really think about... about... that."

"EHHHHHH?" Mitsuri cried, scandalized. "But you have to! You're so pretty! And so strong! Oh, I bet all the other slayers are already writing poems about you! The Flower Hashira who defends them!"

"No! They're not! Please, they're not!" you protested, hiding your face in your hands.

"Come on, we have to! It's fun!" Mitsuri insisted, grabbing your arm. "Look! We're surrounded by the strongest men in the world! We have to rate them! Like... like sumo wrestlers!"

"Mitsuri-san!" You were mortified.

On the wall, Obanai's soul left his body. Rate... them? He was going to be rated? By Mitsuri? He was going to die. He was going to die on this wall, of pure anxiety.

Giyu, in his leafy prison, had ceased to be a man. He was just a single, condensed point of agonizing shame. He was trapped. He was chained to this branch, forced to listen to this. This was his punishment. This was his personal, customized hell.

"Okay, okay, let's start!" Mitsuri said, her voice full of analytical excitement. "Kyojuro-san!"

Sanemi stifled a snort.

"Rengoku-san?" you said, peeking through your fingers.

"Yes! He's so caring and passionate, isn't he? And so strong! His hair is like a lion's mane! And he's always so warm and cheerful! Like a big, walking bonfire! So reliable!"

"He is very bright," you agreed, your voice still shaky. "His spirit is... it's very admirable. He is always so kind to me."

"I know, right?" Mitsuri beamed. "Okay, next! Tengen-san!"

Sanemi rolled his eyes. "Oh, here we go."

"He's so tall!" Mitsuri squealed. "And so flamboyant! And he has three wives! Three! Can you imagine? He must be... so... strong!"

You giggled, a small, nervous sound. "He is very confident, Mitsuri-san. I don't know if I could handle all that... flashiness. It's a lot."

"It is a lot!" Mitsuri agreed. "Okay, ooh, this is a tricky one! What about... Shinazugawa-san?"

On the wall, Sanemi froze. His grin vanished. His head snapped forward. What?

The air around him, which had been full of his own amusement, suddenly became very still. He was, abruptly, no longer a spectator. He was invested. What were these two little sugar-brats going to say about him? He glared at the veranda, daring both you and Mitsuri to say something stupid.

You shivered. The genuine, somatic kind.

"Shinazugawa-san?" you whispered, as if saying his name might summon him.

Sanemi leaned in.

"He's... he's terrifying, Mitsuri-san," you said, your voice small.

Hmph. Good. She's not a total idiot. Sanemi thought, crossing his arms.

"I... I was so scared of him," you continued, your gaze dropping. "He was so angry. On the mission, he didn't say a single kind word for two days."

Sanemi's scowl deepened. So? It's not a tea party.

"But..." You paused. "When the demon attacked and he drew his blade. His breathing... Mitsuri-san, I... I've never felt anything like it. It wasn't just wind. It was so strong. It was like a real, living storm, right in front of me. It was incredible."

Sanemi's arms, which had been crossed, loosened. ...Incredible?

"I respect his power," you finished, your voice quiet. "I don't think I... like him. But I respect him. Immensely. Even if he's the angriest person I've ever met."

Sanemi... did not know what to do with that.

He was... terrifying. (Correct.) He was angry. (Correct.) He was incredible. And respected. (Also correct.) He... he couldn't even be mad about it. It was just true. He grunted, a short, confused sound, and settled back. He was still aggravated, but... it was a different, less-focused aggravation. He glanced at Tomioka's tree. The bastard was still frozen. Good.

"I know, right?" Mitsuri said, sighing. "So intense! Okay... my turn!" She blushed, a deep, beautiful crimson. "What about... Iguro-san?"

Obanai stopped breathing.

This was it. His life. His entire, coiled, bandaged existence, had led to this single, terrifying moment. He was going to hear, from her own lips... He gripped the stone of the wall, his knuckles white. Kaburamaru, sensing his master's distress, coiled tighter around his neck, hissing softly.

You looked at Mitsuri, and your expression softened. "Obanai-san?"

But Mitsuri was already gone, lost in her own thoughts.

"He's... he's just... so..." Mitsuri began, her voice becoming dreamy and distant. "He's always... there. You know? He's so dedicated! And he always listens! And his eyes are... they're so pretty, aren't they? One is gold, and one is turquoise, and... and he's so precise... and... and his little snake is so cute... and... and..."

She just... dissolved into a happy, incoherent sigh, her face the color of a ripe plum.

On the wall, Obanai... ascended.

He was no longer on a stone wall in the Demon Slayer Headquarters. He was on a cloud. He was in heaven. She said... pretty. She said... my eyes...are pretty. He was fairly certain he was dying. His heart had stopped, and then restarted, and was now attempting to beat its way out of his chest. He was trembling. A faint, dizzying bliss washed over him, and he had to grip the wall to keep from toppling off, either forward into the garden or backward into his own.

Sanemi looked at him. The man was visibly vibrating. He looked pathetic. Sanemi rolled his eyes, his lip curling in a sneer. Disgusting.

"Okay, okay, last one!" Mitsuri said, fanning her face, trying to compose herself.

Her voice cut through Obanai's happy fog. Sanemi's attention snapped back.

In the tree, Giyu's entire body went taut. No. Not last. Skip one. Skip me. Please. For the love of all gods, skip me.

"What about Tomioka-san?"

Sanemi's grin was back. It was blinding. This was it. The main event. He looked at Giyu's tree. He could feel the panic from fifty yards away. It was delicious.

Obanai, still floating, was now also curious. He, too, turned his gaze from Mitsuri to the motionless, leafy prison of Giyu Tomioka.

"Tomioka-san!" Mitsuri said, clapping her hands. "He's so handsome, isn't he? In that cool, mysterious way! Like a sculpture!"

Sculpture? Giyu's mind screamed. I'm a man! I'm not a... a rock!

"But he's so quiet!" Mitsuri continued, oblivious. "He's the only one I can't get to talk! I can never, ever tell what he's thinking! It's so frustrating! What do you think?"

There was a pause.

It was not a long pause. In real time, it was perhaps three seconds.

To Giyu, it was an eternity. It was a vast, cold, silent expanse of time in which he lived, died, and was reborn in a new, more advanced state of dread.

Sanemi leaned forward. His grin was gone, replaced by a focused, predatory curiosity. What would the brat say? "Gloomy"? "Boring"? "Arrogant"? He was ready for the kill.

Your voice, when it came, was different.

It was not the embarrassed squeak you'd used for "boys." It was not the respectful awe you'd used for Sanemi. It was not the friendly giggle you'd used for Rengoku.

It was... small. It was soft. It was hesitant.

"Tomioka-san...?" you said, your voice barely a whisper.

Mitsuri leaned in. "Yes!"

You looked down at your hands, which were clasped in the lap of your yukata.

"He... he was the first person I met here," you said, so quietly the men on the wall had to strain to hear.

"He was?!" Mitsuri gasped.

"Yes." Your blush was back, but it was a soft, gentle thing. "The day I was promoted. I... I ran right into him. By the Butterfly Estate. I... I wasn't looking, and I fell down."

Giyu's memory flashed, sharp as a photograph. The girl on the gravel. The cascade of hair. The red nose.

"I was so embarrassed," you whispered. "I was lost, and I was late, and... and I thought... I thought I was going to fail before I even began. I... I thought he would be angry."

"But," you continued, a small, tiny smile touching your lips, "he wasn't. He didn't yell. He just... stood there. And he... he gave me directions. He was so calm. And quiet."

"He's always quiet!" Mitsuri pointed out.

"I know," you said, your voice still a soft murmur. "But I don't think he's 'cool'. Or 'mysterious'."

On the wall, Sanemi leaned in. In the tree, Giyu braced for the blow. I'm... "sad"? "Gloomy"? "Empty"?

You looked up, your eyes fixed on the darkening sky, as if you could see him there.

"I think..." you said, your voice careful, as if you were articulating a thought for the first time. "I think he's just... very gentle."

Giyu stopped.

Sanemi's jaw dropped.

Obanai's head  snapped around, his bliss-haze shattering, his mismatched eyes wide.

The three men, in their separate, hidden kingdoms, were united in a single, silent, profound moment of what the actual hell.

Gentle? Sanemi's mind roared. Tomioka? The man who had flat, dead fish eyes? The man who radiated so much "do not approach" energy he could freeze water? GENTLE?

"And maybe..." you continued, your voice dropping even lower, to a whisper that was almost lost in the breeze, "maybe... a little... sad. And..."

"And...?" Mitsuri prompted, leaning in so your heads were almost touching.

Your blush was so deep it was crimson. You whispered the next words, a secret you were only just admitting to yourself.

"And... I think... I think he has the kindest eyes I've ever seen."

The words landed.

In the oak tree, Giyu's world simply... fractured. And then it... dissolved.

Kindest... eyes.

He was no longer in a tree. He was no longer in hell. He was... he was... he didn't know where he was. He was floating. The warmth he'd felt earlier, the small sunbeam... it was back. But it was not a sunbeam. It was the sun. It was a supernova, exploding in his chest, a feeling so hot and so bright he thought he might, quite literally, pass out and fall from his branch.

She...

She sees. me...

And she thinks I’m... kind?

His hand, gripped on the branch, was shaking. Not from fear. Not anymore.

On the wall, Sanemi was staring. He was staring at you. He was staring at Giyu's tree. He was staring at Obanai.

He was no longer grinning.

This was not what was supposed to happen. This was not the script. You were supposed to roast Tomioka. You were supposed to call him a gloomy, arrogant bastard. You were supposed to confirm everything Sanemi already knew.

But you hadn't.

You had looked at the Corps' biggest social disaster... and had seen... gentleness. Kindness.

Sanemi felt cheated and confused. He looked at Giyu's frozen, stunned silhouette, and a new, unfamiliar, and deeply irritating emotion surfaced. He was... he was...

He was... almost... angry for Tomioka. No, that wasn't right. He was angry at Tomioka. How had he tricked this girl? How had this gloomy, useless stalker... managed to convince her that he was kind?

It was almost offensive.

Sanemi realized that the universe no longer made sense.

And in his tree, Giyu finally, slowly, breathed.

…

Fifteen Minutes Later…

The sweet, sugary haze that had enveloped the Love Estate's veranda began to thin. 

Mitsuri let out a massive, unladylike yawn, her eyes watering. "Oooooh... I'm so... sleepy..." she murmured, her words thick. The sugar crash was hitting her, and it was hitting her hard. "And so full."

You stifled your own yawn. The long soak in the bath, combined with the food and the sheer, bone-deep exhaustion from your mission, was weighing on your limbs like lead. "Me too. I feel like I could sleep for a week."

"We have to do this again!" Mitsuri insisted, as she began to stack the empty plates with a clatter. "A sleepover, every time you come back from a tough mission! It'll be our tradition!"

"I'd like that, Mitsuri-san," you said, your voice soft. You stood and helped gather the small, sticky dishes. "Thank you. This was the nicest night I've had in... maybe ever."

"Awww!" Mitsuri beamed, dropping the plates to give you a quick, tight hug. "We'll invite Shinobu-chan next time! It'll be a real girls' night!"

You both giggled, your soft laughter a final, bright sound in the growing dark. Together, you carried the dishes inside. The shoji screen slid open, casting a warm, rectangular light onto the veranda, and then, with a soft click, it slid shut.

The garden was plunged into silence.

The light was gone. The voices were gone. The engawa was empty.

In the oak tree, Giyu's world, which had been a supernova of warm, brilliant light, snapped back to a cold, dark, and terrifying reality.

They're gone. She's gone.

He was still suspended in the aftershock of your words. Gentle. Kindest eyes. The words echoed in his head, a mantra that was both a shield and a terrible vulnerability. He had, for a few, fleeting moments, forgotten his shame. Forgotten his prison. Forgotten them.

He hazarded a glance, his head moving with the slow, deliberate caution of a man trying not to trigger a pressure plate. He looked at the wall.

It was empty.

The two shapes, the spiky-haired menace and the bandaged shadow, were gone.

A wave of relief so profound washed over Giyu that his knees, which had been locked, went weak. He sagged against the trunk of the tree, his heart, which had been a trapped bird, now hammering with the frantic beat of escape.

They're gone. They left. They got bored.

He was safe. He had been seen, but... maybe... maybe they didn’t care. He took a deep, shuddering breath. He was alive. He was okay. He was... still in a tree.

He had to get down. He had to leave. He had to get back to his own estate, to his cold pond, and he had to sit there until his heart stopped trying to exit his body.

He moved. He did not climb down. He flowed. His hands and feet found holds in the bark without a sound, his body moving in a fluid, downward motion. He was a drop of water sliding down a leaf.

He landed on the soft earth at the base of the tree. His feet made no sound. Not a rustle. Not a snap of a twig. It was a perfect, silent landing.

He let out one, single, shaky breath. Gentle. Kindest eyes. He allowed himself that one, small, warm thought. He straightened his mismatched haori, pulling the tattered shreds of his dignity back around him. He was the Water Hashira. He had not been in a tree. He had been... inspecting the perimeter. Yes.

He turned, melting from the deep shadows of the woods, and stepped out onto the main gravel path that ran between the estates. The small, gray stones crunched, almost imperceptibly, under his feet. He was heading home. He was free.

"Going somewhere, Tomioka?"

The voice was not a shout. It was not a growl. It was a low, lazy, amused drawl. It was the sound of a cat that had not just cornered the mouse, but had it by the tail, and was now preparing to enjoy a long, slow, and very educational game.

Giyu froze.

His blood, which had just returned to his limbs, did an immediate, painful reverse. It fled, leaving his skin cold and clammy. His spine, which had just straightened with regained dignity, became a rod of pure, unyielding ice.

He did not want to turn around. If he didn't turn, if he didn't acknowledge it, maybe it wasn't real. Maybe it was a demon, a blood art, a hallucination brought on by shame and sugar-fumes.

He turned. Slowly. Every degree of the rotation was an agony, a fresh, small death.

They were there.

They hadn't left. They hadn't gone. They had, he realized with a fresh, dawning wave of horror, climbed down from the wall and waited for him in the shadows of the path, like a two-man ambush.

They stood ten yards away, blocking his path home.

Sanemi was leaning against the cold stone of the Serpent Estate's wall, his arms crossed over his chest. And he was grinning. It was the grin Giyu had seen from the tree—a wide, sharp, predatory expression of pure, unholy, and knowing joy.

Obanai was somehow worse.

He was standing a few feet from Sanemi, his posture deceptively relaxed, his arms also crossed. He was just... watching. His bandaged face was a mask, but his mismatched eyes were sharp, analytical, and—Giyu's stomach turned—baffled. He was being stared at, not as a rival, but as a... a specimen. A new, bizarre insect. 

Giyu was trapped. He was exposed. He was, in every conceivable way, finished.

The silence on the path stretched, drawn taut by Sanemi's grin. The crickets in the garden seemed to be screaming. Sanemi was enjoying this. He was savoring it. He was forcing Giyu to close the distance.

Giyu could not run away. He was a Hashira. So he walked.

Each step on the gravel was a small, loud explosion. Crunch. (They see you). Crunch. (They know). Crunch. (You are a creep). Crunch. (She... she said... kind). The thoughts warred in his head, a chaotic, humiliating battle.

He stopped, a "safe" five feet away from them. 

He forced his face into its usual mask. Blank. Impassive. Calm. He was the water. He was Dead Calm. (He was, inside, a churning, screaming, fifty-foot tsunami of pure, liquid shame).

"Shinazugawa. Iguro." His voice was flat. A small miracle. It sounded almost normal.

Sanemi's grin widened. His teeth flashed. "Tomioka," he purred. "Fancy seeing you here. This is a long way from your own pond, isn't it?"

The accusation was plain. This isn't your territory. What are you doing here?

Giyu's mind was a white, roaring static. He needed an alibi. He needed a reason. A reason to be here. A reason to be in a tree. What was a reason? He had... he had...

"I was..." Giyu began. His voice was hoarse. He cleared his throat, the sound loud in the quiet. "I was just... out for a walk."

The words landed on the path, dead. It was the single, stupidest, most pathetic, most transparently false statement he had ever uttered. A walk. A vertical walk.

Sanemi's face did something extraordinary. He tried, with all his might, to hold in his laughter. His cheeks puffed out. His scarred face went red. A sound like a dying, strangled pig escaped him—hnnngk... pfft. He slapped a hand over his mouth, his shoulders shaking in a silent, violent earthquake of mirth.

"A... a walk?" Sanemi finally sputtered, the words tearing out of him. "You were 'out for a walk'? Up a tree? What, did you get lost? Were you looking for a bird's nest?"

Giyu's face was burning. He could feel the heat on his ears, his neck. He had to fix this.

"I was... surveying the area," Giyu said, his voice flat, his gaze fixed on a point just past Sanemi's shoulder. He was digging. He was digging his own grave with a teaspoon, but he was digging. "From a high vantage point. For security."

"Security."

Obanai spoke. His voice was a cold, dry, sandy rasp. It cut right through Sanemi's choking laughter, silencing it instantly. Obanai was not laughing. He was dissecting.

"You were 'surveying' the Love Estate's veranda," Obanai stated, not as a question, but as a fact. "For 'security'." He tilted his head. "An admirable dedication to your duties."

The cold, precise sarcasm was a thousand times worse than Sanemi's mockery.

"She's not in danger, Tomioka," Obanai continued, his voice flat.

Giyu's head snapped to him. "What?"

"Kanroji," Obanai clarified, as if Giyu were a particularly slow child. "I was... also... surveying. From the wall. She is not in danger. Your 'security' is not required."

A beat.

Giyu's panicked, frantic mind seized on the words. Kanroji. He thinks... he thinks I was there for MITSURI.

It was a lifeline. It was an escape hatch. It was a plausible reason for his creep-like behavior. Obanai was a known, devoted stalker. If Giyu was also a stalker, but of the same woman, it changed the dynamic. It made him a rival. Not a weirdo.

This was his out. Obanai's jealousy was, for the first time in history, a shield.

All he had to do was nod. Or say nothing. Let them believe it. Let Obanai focus his cold, possessive energy on him as a romantic threat. It was a familiar, if unpleasant, social position. He could handle that.

He opened his mouth. He was going to let the lie stand.

But then...

I think... I think he has the kindest eyes... I've ever seen.

The words echoed in his mind, clear and warm. He been spying on you. When you said that. He had been listening.

If he let them believe he was there for Mitsuri... it felt wrong. It felt like he was staining that. That one, pure, warm moment. It felt like he was lying about you. Or lying to you, even though you weren't there.

He couldn't do it.

The logic was idiotic. It was emotional. It was self-destructive. But it was honest.

Giyu made the single worst tactical decision of his life.

"I..." he said, his voice quiet, but firm. "I was not... looking... at Kanroji."

The words dropped into the silence.

He had just confessed. By eliminating the only other logical target, he had, with surgical precision, confirmed the truth.

Sanemi's choking laughter stopped. His head, which had been bowed, snapped up. His grin was gone. It was replaced by the same, stunned, utterly baffled expression he'd worn on the wall. His mouth was open. He was staring. He... he just... ADMITTED it?

Obanai, too, went perfectly still. His mismatched eyes, which had been narrowed with suspicion, widened. He confirmed it. Obanai didn’t expect that.

The three of them stood there, in the deepening darkness, caught in a new, horrifying, and now spoken truth.

Sanemi was the first to recover.

His face cycled through three emotions in a single second. Bafflement. Disbelief. And then... a slow, dawning, monstrous grin. It was not the same grin as before. This was not just glee. This was... this was something else. This was the joy of a man who has just seen the universe fold in on itself.

"So," Sanemi said, his voice a low, dangerous, almost reverent purr. He pushed himself off the wall, taking one, slow step toward Giyu.

Giyu flinched.

Sanemi stopped, his grin widening. He knew he had him.

"So," he repeated, savoring the word. "The... gentle... kind-eyed... Tomioka."

He used your words.

They heard. They heard everything.

Giyu 's world did not just collapse. It was vaporized. He had no armor. He had no alibi. He had no escape. He was naked, in the middle of a battlefield, and Sanemi was holding the executioner's blade.

"You..." Sanemi's voice was low, each word a hammer blow. "You climbed a tree... to listen to the new girl... call you nice?"

He didn't even laugh. He just... stated it. And the fact, laid bare, was so much more damning than any mockery.

Giyu said nothing. He couldn't.

He just stood there, burning in the cold, silent, all-knowing gaze of his comrades.

"Well?" Sanemi was twisting the blade. "Nothing to say?"

Giyu was focusing all his energy, his Total Concentration, on not... simply... disintegrating.

"Hmph," Obanai's dry voice cut in. "Tomioka. You are... a disappointment."

Disappointment. The word was cold. It was, somehow, worse than Sanemi's mockery.

"You have two seconds," Obanai continued, his voice flat as slate, "to provide a reason for your... 'position'... before I retrieve The Flower Hashira."

The threat was real. Giyu's head snapped up. His blue eyes, wide with a flicker of pure, animal panic, met Obanai's.

He couldn't. He couldn't let this get to you. The shame of it... the thought of your gentle, knowing smile being directed at this... at this pathetic, arboreal... failure.

He had to say something. He had to give them something.

His mind, screaming and frantic, scrambled for a lie. But it couldn't find one. All it could find... was the truth. Or, a version of it. The reason he had been walking. The reason he had felt that strange, warm pull toward the Love Estate.

"She..." Giyu's voice was a low, hoarse croak. He had to clear his throat. The sound was horribly loud. "She... looked tired."

The words hung in the air, naked and absurd.

Giyu pushed on, digging his own grave with a frantic, desperate energy. "After your mission. She... she was... she looked... tired. And pale."

This is true, his mind insisted. You were. Your haori had been torn. You were covered in blood and dirt. You were spent.

"The mission," he continued, his voice gaining a stiff, formal, report-like quality, "was difficult. She is new to this rank. To... this... level of engagement."

He was reasoning. He was building a case. A logical, defensible case.

"I was..." he said, his gaze fixed on that same, safe pebble, "just making sure that as my patrol partner, she was alright. That she was... recovering."

He had said it. It was a reason. A plausible, Hashira-level reason. Concern for a new comrade's well-being after a traumatic mission. It was logical.

He had just forgotten the tree part.

He chanced a look at Sanemi.

Sanemi's mouth was open. His eyes were wide. He was processing the staggering, astronomical stupidity of the lie.

And then, he finally broke.

It was not a laugh. It was an explosion.

It was a bark. A howl. A high-pitched, choking, wheezing sound that ripped out of his chest, doubling him over. He clutched his stomach, his entire body convulsing. He was trying to breathe, but he couldn't. He was dying. He was dying of joy.

"Hhhk... HAAAAH!" he gasped, pounding a fist on the stone wall. "He... he... he... hhhhh..."

Giyu stood, frozen, as the Wind Hashira had a complete, hysterical, and very public breakdown in the middle of the path.

"'MAKING SURE... SHE'S ALRIGHT'?" Sanemi finally roared, the words tearing out of him on a fresh wave of laughter. "You… watery BASTARD!"

He pointed a shaking finger at Giyu, his eyes streaming with tears of malicious mirth. "You! YOU! Tomioka! Were 'worried'?"

He staggered forward. "You, who wouldn't know a 'feeling' if it bit you on the ass! You, who hasn't said a 'nice' word,"—he spat the word like a curse—"since the day you were... whelped! You were so... concerned... about the new girl... that you... you..."

He couldn't even say it. He just pointed, his finger stabbing up toward the oak tree.

"You climbed a tree!" he shrieked, his voice cracking. "Like a lovesick squirrel! To 'check on her'?"

"I was..." Giyu tried, his face burning, a deep, painful crimson. "I was just... being..."

And then he said it. He said the word. The single, most damning, most fatal word in his vocabulary.

"...kind."

The word hit Sanemi like a physical blow.

He stopped laughing. Instantly.

His face went from mirth to a kind of stunned, awed reverence. 

"You..." he breathed. "You... you're pining. You're actually, genuinely... pining. This isn't just you being a creep. This is worse. This is just pathetic!"

"I am not... pining," Giyu forced out, the words tasting like ash.

"Oh, aren't you?" Sanemi shot back, his grin returning, but it was colder now. "You're so 'nice' and 'concerned' that you hid in the dark, fifty yards away, and... listened? Listened to her talk about boys?"

Giyu flinched. The blow landed hard.

"A-ha!" Sanemi crowed. "You did hear it! You were listening! You... you... 'kind-eyed'... bastard!"

"Tomioka."

Obanai's voice was like a bucket of ice water. He had not laughed. He had not moved. He was just watching. And his mismatched eyes were filled with a professional contempt.

"You are a fool," Obanai stated. It was a simple, flat diagnosis.

Giyu turned to him. Obanai was a master piner/stalker. He, of all people, should... understand.

"You were not 'checking' on her," Obanai said, his voice a dry rasp. "You were watching her. There is a difference."

"I was..."

"You were hiding," Obanai cut him off, his voice sharp. "You were 'concerned' for her 'well-being'. So you... hid. In a tree. In the dark. While she was safe. Eating snacks."

He said the word snacks with so much venom, it was as if Giyu had been caught committing a war crime.

"That is not 'concern'," Obanai hissed, his snake, Kaburamaru, rising from his shoulder in agreement. "That is not 'nice'. That is cowardice. If you were 'concerned', Tomioka, you would have knocked. You would have spoken to her."

He let the simple, logical, normal social solution hang in the air, a testament to Giyu's staggering failure.

"But you didn't," Obanai continued. "Because you are not 'nice'. You are afraid. You hid. You listened. You spied. And you were sloppy."

This was the final, professional judgment. He wasn't just a creep. He was a bad creep.

Giyu's entire defense, his pathetic, truthful-lie, was in ashes. He was a coward. He was a pining, lovesick, sloppy squirrel.

"You..." Giyu said, his voice low, his hands clenching at his sides. He was, for the first time, not just ashamed. He was angry. He was angry at them, for seeing. He was angry at himself, for his new, stupid, warm emotions.

"You don't understand," he said, his voice a low, vibrating growl.

"Oh, we don't understand?" Sanemi laughed, a harsh, grating sound. "We understand perfectly, Tomioka. We understand that you've got it bad for the new girl. And you're so... 'gentle'..."—he was never going to let that word go—"...that you can't even talk to her! You just climb trees, like a damn monkey!"

"She's new," Giyu insisted, latching onto his only remaining piece of logic. "She's... she's... she needs... to be looked after."

"She disarmed you," Obanai countered, his voice cold. "She shielded us in combat. She is more than capable. She does not need you 'looking after' her... from a tree."

He was checkmated. From every angle. His logic was flawed. His motives were transparent. His execution was pathetic.

He stood there, defeated. The blood was hot in his face. His heart was a trapped, frantic thing. He had nothing to say. He just took it.

Sanemi watched him, his grin finally fading, replaced by a look of... almost... pity? No. Not pity. It was disgust. It was the look of a predator that had finally, completely, broken its prey, and was now just bored.

"You're pathetic," Sanemi said, his voice flat. All the humor was gone. It was just a fact. "You're moonstruck. Over a brat."

Obanai had already turned his back. His part in this was over. He had diagnosed the patient. The patient was terminal.

"This is tiresome," Obanai said, his back to them. "My... 'surveillance'... is complete. Kanroji is safe. Yours..." He looked over his shoulder, his mismatched eyes cold. "...is finished. Do not let this happen again, Tomioka. Or I will inform the Flower Hashira of your new... 'security protocols'."

He didn't wait for a reply. He just flowed into the shadows of his own estate, a silent, bandaged ghost, his snake hissing a final, contemptuous farewell.

Giyu was left alone.

With Sanemi.

This was worse. This was so, so much worse.

Sanemi was looking at Giyu with a new, strange, and deeply unsettling expression. It was appraisal. He was re-cataloging Giyu. He was not "Tomioka the Arrogant Bastard" anymore. He was "Tomioka the Lovesick Idiot."

Sanemi let out a long, slow breath. "Tch." It was a sound of profound, weary disappointment.

He uncrossed his arms. He, too, was done. There was no more sport in this. He stepped aside.

It was not a friendly gesture. It was a dismissal. He was opening the cage. He was allowing Giyu to pass. It was the ultimate, final assertion of dominance.

Giyu's entire body was rigid. He had to walk by the man who now held the single, most humiliating secret of his entire life.

He took a step. Crunch.

He took another. Crunch.

He was walking. He kept his eyes forward. He kept his face a mask of stone. He was Dead Calm. He was Dead Calm. He was... he was...

He was level with Sanemi. He could smell the sweat and the sharp scent of his Wind Breathing. He could feel the heat radiating off his scarred chest.

He did not look. He just walked.

"Tomioka."

Sanemi's voice was a low, quiet growl, right by his ear.

Giyu stopped. He did not turn.

"Don't worry," Sanemi whispered, and the sound was thick with a new, dark amusement. "I won't tell anyone."

Giyu felt a flicker of... hope?

"Not yet, at least," Sanemi breathed, "Watching you squirm is way more entertaining."

He let the words land.

"Now get out of here," Sanemi added, his voice hardening. "You're pathetic. Go be... nice... somewhere else." He paused, and Giyu could hear the grin return to his voice. "We'll talk tomorrow, Gentle-san."

Giyu did not flinch. He did not speak.

He just walked.

He walked down the path, his back straight, his head high. He did not run. He did not stumble. He moved with the perfect, fluid, and measured pace of the Water Hashira.

He turned the corner. He was out of sight.

The moment the stone wall of the Serpent Estate eclipsed him, the mask shattered.

Giyu stopped. He stumbled, his hand shooting out to brace himself against the cold, dark wall of the next estate. His breath, which he had been holding in a state of Dead Calm, came rushing out of him in a ragged, desperate gasp.

He leaned his forehead against the cool stone, his eyes squeezed shut. His heart was a thunderstorm in his chest. His face was... he had never felt his face so hot. He was burning. He was burning from the inside out with a feeling he couldn't name.

It was... it was...

Mortification.

But...

Underneath it. Buried deep, deep beneath the mountain of shame, the humiliation, the sheer, agonizing exposure...

Kindest eyes I've ever seen.

The words were still there. They were a single, burning, indestructible coal.

He had been seen. He had been caught. He had been mocked, judged, and dismissed.

But he had also been seen.

Giyu pushed himself off the wall, his whole body shaking, and he began the long, quiet walk home—a man who had, in the span of one hour, been both completely, utterly destroyed... and, somehow... started.

To Be Continued…