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Part 29 of Battle of the Planets: 2163
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2016-08-06
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The Worst Thing

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100 words of politically-incorrect man-talk. If there's a Bechdel test equivalent for men, this conversation gets an automatic fail.

Work Text:

“The worst thing,” Tiny said, “is when you say something innocent like, ‘How hard can it be?’ and they giggle.”

“No,” Mark said. “The worst thing is when you walk in to the room and they’re talking about…” he shuddered “– women’s health issues.”

“No,” Jason said. “The worst thing is when you walk in to the room, and they stop talking.”

“No,” Chief Anderson said. “The worst thing is when you walk in to the room and they all smirk.”

“Or worse still,” Jason said. “They glance at your crotch, and then they smirk.”

"Women are scary," Tiny concluded.

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