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“Meta Knight.” Great. Just great. He was here. Most likely to- “What does LMFAO mean?”
….Ask a question?…
“...What?” I managed.
“LMFAO. What does it mean. Come on, it's not that difficult.”
…Is…Is he for real? He can't be that bad at terminology…can he?
“Hello? Are you hearing me?” He waved his hand near my face.
“This can't be that hard to understand. What does LMFAO mean? Though… On that note what does FML mean?”
Oh Stars he can be.
“...Where did you hear those?”
“Oh good, you can hear me. Anyways I heard the youth say them sometimes and I was wondering what they meant. They also sometimes on the … In-ter-net or something of that nature. What do they mean.”
…Oh holy NOVA how do I explain this.
“...The words you are asking about are acronyms-”
“Wuzzat?”
…How is he this ignorant?
“...An acronym is a word where the individual letters-”
“I don't like your tone.” He hissed, wrapping his cape around himself.
“... Each individual letter means a word.”
“Ohhhhh, yeah, I think I have heard about those before. Didn’t know they were so popular nowadays. Anyways. What do LMFAO, FML, and IDK mean?”
“IDK is an acronym for ‘I Don’t Know’.”
He nodded “Makes sense. What about the others?”
“... Well, LMFAO is an acronym for…’Laughing My Fucking Ass Off’ an-”
“Wait. Waitwaitwait wait. Thats what that means? But… The rat man doesn’t have an ass. Is that why he doesn’t have one? Meta Knight did the rat man laugh his ass off?”
“...Do…Do you mean Daroach?....”
“Yeah, the rat man. Did he laugh his ass off? Is that he doesn't have an ass?”
“...I find it concerning that you have looked at Daroach's ass, but no that is not why he doesn't have one.”
“Excuse you, I can look at whoever’s ass I want.”
“...”
“And second, how do you know? He could have lost it. Also what does BTW mean?”
“...Ok then.”
“What do you mean by that.”
“BTW means ‘By The Way’.”
“Intersesting…. Also how do you know all of these?”
“...It happens I am well versed with kids. In order to be so, I have researched the random things they said to better understand them.”
“Weird. And also you never learned Archaic when I asked.”
“These are more modern and are sometimes needed to understand what people are saying.”
He held a finger up, most likely going to argue. “I-...You know what tha- That actually makes sense. Kinda.”
…He gave up an argument? Odd…
“Alright, now what does FML mean? That’s the one I was most curious about.”
“...FML means ‘Fuck My Life’. It is usually used when something bad happens and you want to express dissatisfaction with something.”
“...Huh. Never would have thought.”
“If I may ask, what made you ask about these?”
He visibly perked up at me asking him something. “I heard that girl, what’s her name? Adrenaline? Adenosine? Arsenic? Ehh something with an A. Anyways she had said that to the little pink fairy, who, by the way- Wait I can say BTW for that right? Anyways, the pink fairy is a psychopath who for some reason keeps a crystal around her at all times and constantly uses astrology signs, which, really annoying because nobody cares what stars were out when you were born and also it is so inconsistent. I was once on a planet where you could not see any of the star signs, so, like what would their star sign be? Some completely different constellation that has nothing to do with any of the signs? Yeah no. They’re disproven anyways, so they hold no weight at all. Anyways the fairy was asking something about hanging out when Apartment tripped and landed in the mud. It was really funny. The fairy girl asked if she was ok to which Acrobat, still face down in the mud, said FML to which the rat, who was conveniently behind a tree for the entire interaction, popped out and said LMFAO and then ran away when the fairy girl chased him away. Mind you this all happened within the span of like…10 or so seconds. That was something interesting that happened to me today.”
I wish it was possible to go to sleep in the dreamscape, but alas, I must stay awake for this bitch’s rambling. At least I can tune it out somewhat.
“Anyways, I have another question. What is a sext?”
…This night is going to be much longer than anticipated.