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"Heh, did you know that Hell's power is measured by at least three different ways when it comes to power?" Lucifer felt like toying with this one.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Based off how you die, how you lived and the magic type you fell with, what's the fucking point?" Vox said standing tall, looking down on Lucifer whilst taping his foot; irritated, no doubt.
"Right, right. So we use all these things to measure you sinners by and you'll never ever even guess what?!" Lucifer said excitedly.
Vox sneered at his antics, "What?"
"You, by law and by the declaration of my now ex, are my wife!" Lucifer said bowing his head to Vox and grabbing his hand in a romantic grasp.
"Hahaha! Yeah, sure. That's -!" Vox started but after looking at how Lucifer wasn't moving or looking as if he was getting ready to pull a fast one, he paused.
"Uh, haha!" Vox laughed. "Hm, jajbkahfujneo ha!"
Or....
Lucifer receives a very interesting text after that talk he has with Vaggie. And the train just derails from there.