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1. That one time in the bathroom by Ash_is_here for Bradleysass

   Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Coat Guy/Wireface (No I'm not a Human)
   • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)
   • Wireface (No I'm not a Human)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Blow Jobs
   • Face-Fucking
   • Anal Fingering
   • slightly innapropriate use of Coat guy's void
   • but thats not the main thing happening
   • Backshots
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Submissive top Coat guy
   • Power bottom Wireface
   • Dirty Talk
   • but in atbash cipher bc its Wireface
   • sexy foreigner asks cold emo boyfriend to fuck him
   • Aftercare
   • Post-Coital Cuddling
   • makeshift leash
   • Coat guy on a leash
   • Coat guy on his knees
   • Praise Kink
   • Begging
   • But the sexy kind
   • Clothed Sex
   • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
   • Anal Sex
   • Sex
   • does this count as semi public sex
   • i would have added more dialogue but i wrote this in 2 days bc the parasites were getting violent

   Summary

   It's rare for Coat guy to just take the lead like that, still Wireface is not complaining. "R orpv rg dsvm blf gzpv xlmgilo..." Coat guy pushes Wireface against the door once they're inside the bathroom, hands grabbing his hips and lips back on his in the matter of seconds. "Tlw, R drhs blf'w ufxp nv zoivzwb..."

   Series

   • Part 4 of Cold as a void and warm as blood

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   English

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