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1. You're the One I Want (to kill) by LauriaB

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • human vox - Character
   • human alastor
   • Vincent Whittman
   • rated for canon-typical violence
   • but not particularly detailed descriptions
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • radiostatic
   • Murdermedia - Freeform
   • Vincent and Alastors both decide to murder each other
   • little do they know they're both murderers
   • Vox Loves Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession With Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • but is it one sided tho
   • (It's not)
   • First Meetings
   • vaguely takes place in the 50's
   • they use modern slang tho sue me
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • very slight though
   • Crushes
   • Murder
   • Attempted Murder
   • Knives
   • Blood
   • Blood and Injury
   • Blood and Violence
   • Guns
   • Gunshot Wounds
   • Minor Character Death
   • the dog does not die
   • they may be murderers but they aren't monsters
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Cannibalism
   • i CANNOT believe I forgot to tag that
   • it's alastor tho to be expected
   • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

   Summary

   His too-sharp smile screamed of inflated egos and manipulation. That’s what had drawn Alastor to him, as he was scoping out potential targets at the bar. That and his strange eyes. Oh, he would enjoy watching the life leave those mismatched eyes.

   Little does Alastor know his prey is something of a hunter himself...

   Alternate Universe MurderMedia meeting in which Vincent and Al both try to kill each other and then find out they may unfortunately enjoy each other's company :D

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,697

   Chapters:

   2/5

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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