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ausername updated status.
* don't interact if you have soft white fur, like snails, are really good at making pies, or are a dorky mom.
GoatMom updated status.
* Do not interact if you are made of bones, make the best puns, drink ketchup straight from the bottle, or are a bone head.
ausername updated status.
* don't interact if you unironically laugh at my jokes, can make me laugh at your gold tier jokes, are raising a great kid, or if you don't know what "ligma" is.
GoatMom updated status.
* What is "ligma"?
ausername updated status.
* ligma bones, goatmom.
GoatMom updated status.
* Do not interact if you ask people to "ligma bones" on the internet instead of in private.
CoolSkeleton95 updated status.
* DON'T INTERACT IF YOU THINK AUSERNAME AND GOATMOM DO NOT NEED TO GET A ROOM.
CoolSkeleton95 updated status.
* OR IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE DON'T INTERACT IF YOU THINK AUSERNAME AND GOATMOM NEED TO GET A ROOM?
ausername updated status.
* maybe you should ask the alphypedia of memes, coolskeleton95.
CoolSkeleton95 updated status.
* SANS!
ALPHYS updated status.
* It's okay, CoolSkeleton95. If you're trying to do the meme format, then your second post is right.
CoolSkeleton95 updated status.
* THANKS, ALPHYS.
CoolSkeleton95 updated status.
* DON'T INTERACT IF YOU THINK AUSERNAME AND GOATMOM NEED TO GET A ROOM.
GoatMom updated status.
* I am going to get a room after I pick up my child from school and drop them off at soccer practice. ]: )
ausername updated status.
* don't interact if you're going to get a room.
GoatMom updated status.
* Do not interact if you are going to follow me into the room.
StrongFish91 updated status.
* Oh my GOD get OFF THE INTERNET THE BOTH OF YOU!!!
FlowerDad updated status.
* Do not interact if you want to get a room with a beautiful goat mom too.
GoatMom updated status.
* Do not interact if you murdered six of said goat mom's children, and I mean it.
FlowerDad updated status.
* ]: (
