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A small group of students have returned to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, and have inadvertently volunteered to be guinea pigs for the new Ministry-mandated course: Householding. This class will teach a young witch or wizard everything they need to know to keep a happy and tidy home in wizarding Britain: cleaning and cooking spells, wizarding table etiquette, financial management, and what happens when a married witch and wizard love each other very much.
Of course, the Ministry can't actually force school students to make babies before their education is complete. What they can do is have them practice: for their final project, the students are paired off, dosed with a potion, and forced to undergo and record the results of a four-month, therapeutic pregnancy. You know. For educational purposes only.
It doesn't go the way anyone expects.