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04 Jan 2026
我接着再燃起了一根烟,烟气笼罩下却无端想起件往事——放到现在来看还是好笑得紧。她曾经问过我喜欢她哪里,我笑着说这道题的标准答案或许是乌鸦像写字台,但如果真叫我说我当然无非最喜欢她三点:脸、胸和屁股,这不是理所当然的吗。见她释然地笑过后又对我的轻浮佯怒,我就知道我这才是真的答对了。因为我是“Quagmire”,所以我会对我的美女邻居起一些可以被任何漂亮女人勾起的色心,于情于理似乎都变得有迹可循了起来。