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Judelow smoothed his hand over the sandstone block. Looking forward, he finds the trap he was working on yesterday.
However, it didn't look very natural as Jusdelow wanted it to be since it was completely flat.
He took out the sand in his inventory, then began expanding the second layer close to the trap.
As he placed the last piece, his ears picked up a sound. Potion splashing. Sneaking footsteps.
Unlike a real bunny, his ears don't perk up, giving him the advantage of pretending to be unprepared.
He splashed his own as well before they got too close, listening in on who it may be.
A sword sheathed. Louder footsteps.
Turning around, Judelow unsheathed his sword, barely blocking the head slash made by the attacker.
He came face to face with Sharpness, that familiar, bloodthirsty glint in his eyes.
"Oh? Where'd this come from? I thought we were a team!" Judelow asked, rather sarcastically.
Sharpness leaned in close, making sure Judelow saw the grin on his face as he continued to put pressure on Judelow's sword— he was a lot stronger than Judelow which is a problem.
"Not much of a talker during fights huh?"
Judelow glided his sword across Sharpness' horizonatally and pushed him away, making him take a few steps back. He windcharged upwards, slamming down with the mace, but Sharpness dodged out the way.
"Your all for those flashy moves, for such a talented player I expect you to be even a little bit more efficient in fighting."
"What can I say? If I'm doing so well against you using 'flashy moves', then you wouldn't stand a chance if I stopped using them."
A crossbow arrow got sent flying straight to Judelow's shoulder plate as he swapped out for the axe.
Before he could do anything, Sharpness pulled the arrow out of Judelow's armor and stabbed it in his leg before Judelow got away.
"Remember that time you trapped me?" Sharpness raised his axe overhead, slashing with it just to be blocked by his shield.
"Of course, why wouldn't I?"
Judelow ran a bit further, a bit too obviously leading him to a trap.
Yet, Sharpness followed anyways. He swung aggressively at Judelow like he was any other enemy.
"This is revenge, Judelow."
Judelow windcharged to the ground... but nothing came up. Caught by surprise, it gave the perfect opening for Sharpness. He dug his axe straight into Judelow's shoulder, then kicking him down.
Sharpness thursted his sword down, just for Judelow to roll over and lodge his axe in Sharpness' back, making a big dent in his armor.
"Ohoh, revenge huh? Who knew I'd be betrayed so soon," Judelow deadpanned, clearly not taking this very seriously.
Sharpness turned and slashed at Judelow's neck, only nicking it a bit before trapping him in a cobweb.
Splashing an instant healing potion, Judelow blocked a few attacks with his shield before getting himself out.
A sword got stabbed in Sharpness' foot, but he paid no mind to it, instead opting to slash at Judelow's neck again. Once removed, it revealed a deep wound.
"Damn you really like aiming for my neck." Judelow tried to do the same, but Sharpness hopped backwards to avoid it.
Sharpness scoffed, "Predictable as always."
"Awh, what an insult! It's not like my entire reputation is based on being unpredictable!" Judelow windcharged up. Expecting a mace attack, Sharpness shielded himself, but Judelow landed behind him and stabbed where Sharpness' rib is. "And I've got a pretty good reputation."
Immediately after pulling it out, Sharpness whipped around and tried to slice his head which was blocked by Judelow's sword. He stumbled to the left a little.
Sharpness took the opportunity to swing at his hip, forcing a cough out of Judelow as it hit. Deep.
"Final words, Judes, what're they gonna be?"
Judelow thought for a moment, then looked Sharpness straight in the eye. Never did his jokester persona falter.
His heart beat fast. His mind dizzy. "You look so majestic when you fight." He grinned. Sharpness' eyes widened only for a second, but that was enough.
Judelow lunged forward and tried to stab Sharpness. He moved out rhe way just in time. He was noticeably more distracted.
Another instant healing potion, and Judelow sheathed his sword. Snaking behind Sharpness, he whispered in his ear, "I think I prefer you more flustered than majestic though."
Sharpness did a horizontal swipe, but Judelow was already far away.
"Aww you blushin'!" He couldn't help but realize his breath is more unstable then usual. Fuck he was good.
"You and your fucking tricks!"
"Your sooo in love with me," Judelow taunted, walking closer after Sharpness dropped his shoulders, "I mean, everyone sees you as this scary, composed demon." Judelow's hand glided down Sharpness' chin, turning his face towards Judelow's. Then he let go. Fucking.tease.
Sharpness tried one last ditch effort, cutting his head off, but Judelow just simply ducked. "What would they think when they see you like this?" Judelow cocked his head in mockery. He chuckled, "Well they won't. Because I'm not planning to share this."
Expecting a kiss, Sharpness stared at the purple bunny expectantly, but Judelow bent down slightly and latched on to his neck.
"I swear to god Judes— do not start biting me." He panted. Judelow's hot breath stuck to Sharpness' skin.
"I don't think your looking for revenge anymore."
He felt something on his neck. Not any teeth, not anything he was familiar with.
...
"What the fuck— Judelow!" Sharpness started laughing uncontrollably, trying to hide his neck as Judelow tickled him. He tried to push Judelow weakly, tears in his eyes from laughing. "I'm— I'm gonna start tickling you back if you don't stop!"
"Ooh, shame, I'm actually not ticklish," Judelow said in fake disappointment, retracting his hand from Sharpness' neck.
Sharpness stopped to catch his breath, "Fuck, your basically immune to everything."
"Except the heat, but you already know that."
Sharpness paused for a moment, then clicked his tongue, "Seems you don't even know your own weaknesses." He took a step closer.
Judelow crossed his arms, "I think I—" Sharpness leapt forward and pinned Judelow to the ground, grabbing his chin and kissing him.
Judelow's lips were smooth, his were chapped. Did that matter? Not in the slightest. He smelled like redstone and wood. Sharpness opened his eyes, staring at Judelow's face— that bitch was smiling.
He shut his eyes again, relishing in the moment that they're sharing.
Sharpness pulled away to catch his breath, but Jude used his free hand to pull him back in, his hand tangled with the neat bun he worked so hard to do this morning. Did that matter? Yeah, but it's Judelow, so it cancels out. Judelow pulled the hairtie out, letting his hair lay on his shoulder.
Judelow hummed in satisfaction, his hand was on Sharpness' chest, making him aware of how fast his heart was beating. Even when silent he manages to be a tease.
The world stayed silent for them, and they forgot about the world.
Saparata whispers to you: hey uh
Saparata whispers to you: sorry to interrupt whatever's happening there but I kinda need more practice on pvp with you
Saparata whispers to you: ok i will wait in judes base
Saparata whispers to you: also whats sharplow my chat keeps spamming it
Noticing the message, Sharpness' eyes widened as he pulled away from Judelow, reading the message.
"...Oh my god Saps spotted us."
"Bro what did you expect? You legit pinned me down in broad.daylight. Honestly I'd be shocked if someone didn't spot us."
"Why didn't you tell me beforehand!?"
Judelow grinned, "Can't miss the only time to see your hair down, can I?"
Sharpness' lips thinned as he tried not to smile, "You are not helping."
Judelow sat up and flicked Sharpness' forehead, "You chose to love me— that means your getting trolled more than anyone else."
Sharpness sighed and stood up, "Well, I'll go practice pvp with Saps now."
"Can I come?"
"Nah, I don't want Saps feeling like he's thirdwheeling on his second day."
"Just say you hate me."
Sharpness rolled his eyes and walked away, passing through the forest and back to spawn where Saparata was digging around some random chests for whatever reason.
"Hi Saps, sorry for... over there." He opened his mouth, about to elaborate before remembering Saparata is streaming. "anyways, what specifically do you need to practice with?"
"I've been wanting to improve my aim, you got any tips? Also, I've never seen your hair down, looks nice."
"Thanks, so to improve your aim..."
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"Okay, bye Saps," Sharpness waved goodbye, biting into a golden apple.
Saparata waved back, disappearing immediately after.
Saparata left the game
Judelow whispers to you: yo
Judelow whispers to you: did you like my new trap ;)
you whisper to Judelow: you seriously waited until saps left??
Judelow whispers to you: im not thirdwheeling now am i
Judelow whispers to you: bruh dont ignore me
Judelow whispers to you: you maaaddd??
Judelow whispers to you: all because i said
Judelow whispers to you: you look majestic
Judelow whispers to you: allllll becausr i said
Judelow: /whisper sharpness I love you
Dol9hin: ????????
_Tai: JUDELOW WHAT IS THIS
Spongs: HELLO??
Spongs: LOLLL
Spongs: GET A ROOM YOU TWO
Judelow: FUCK [2]
Judelow: THAT DIDNT HAPPEN SHH
Judelow: IT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT
Judelow: sHARP BACK ME UP :sob:
conexion: you know what, your on your own
conexion: fuck you judelow
Spongs: OHHHH HE FRIENDZONED YOU WITH THE FULL USERNAMEE
_Tai: ohhh so thats why there was smudged lipstick on your lips at one point
Spongs: Tai im sorry for calling your base pasted join vc NOW
Judelow's jaw clenched as a red blush spread all over his face, backreading the interaction over and over again in his base. He's embarassed, but still grinning ear to ear. Some things never change.
Now everyone knows it's not a temporary alliance anymore.
...No one assumed it was anyway.
He buried his face in his knees as smoke was probably gonna come out his head.
Maybe he'll trap himself tonight.
conexion whispers to you: this is what you get for trying to ragebait me buddy boy
conexion whispers to you: trapper get trapped <3