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2026-01-05
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2026-01-11
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Ilya Rozanov: Walking PR Nightmare

Summary:

Harris Drover thinks Social Media presence these days are important and can boost the interaction of the team to their supporters and fans.

Sadly, the captain of Ottawa Centaurs is Ilya Rozanov.

Ilya Rozanov is a walking PR Nightmare.

Chaos ensure in Twitter Community.

(PS: This is a Social Media AU)

Notes:

Hi Everyone! This fic is basically the chaotic energy of Ilya and his daily tweets to which teh fans adored so much. (Ilya having fun and Harris having a nightmare.) Life of Shane and Ilya after Shane joined the Ottawa Centaurs. 

 

This fic is heavily inspired by The Crowell Tapes by Nineteenohtwo. Thank you so much again, author for letting me be inspired of your work! 

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: First Day on Twitter

Chapter Text

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Centaurs_Rozanov81

Hello Twitter. 

Ice Ice Baby @PuckingIt
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
Rozanov is finally here!

🐻🐻🐻🐻@ForeverBoston
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
Come back to Boston Rozanov!! We miss you here!! 

LetsgoBoston @Cliff_07
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
Rozanov, reunion with your former team please !! 

Zane Boodram ✅ @Centaurs_Boodram02
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
Uh oh Boston Fans I see what you are doing 🤔🤔🤔

Troy Barrett ✅ @Centaurs_Barrett17
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
I told you @HarrisDrover not to give this man a Twitter account. #SecuredRosanov

Cliff Marleau ✅ @Raiders_Marleau07
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
ROZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY! I don’t mind taking you back brother. Don’t you miss the chilly Fall of Boston?? 😎😎😎

Troy Barrett ✅ @Centaurs_Barrett17
Replying to @Raiders_Marleau07
NOT COOL. @HarrisDrover locked down Ilya now! #IlyaCentaursJailed

Zane Boodram ✅@Centaurs_Boodram02
Replying to @Raiders_Marleau07
Hey man, you’re just joking right hahaha… right? 

Cliff Marleau ✅ @Raiders_Marleau07
Replying to @Centaurs_Barrett17 and @Centaurs_Boodram02
Who knows? See you guys next season  🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

LetsgoBoston @Cliff_07
Has anyone seen the comment section on Rosanov’s tweet? DAMNNNNNNNNN Centaurs watched out Marleau is gonna get our boy back 😝😝😝😝😝

🐻🐻🐻🐻@ForeverBoston
Replying to @Cliff_07
I JUST SAW THE COMMENTS 😂😂😂😂 ROSANOV IN BLACK/WHITE JERSEY WHEN

Jessica ⭐@Lowkey_Raider
Replying to @Cliff_07
Rozanov must be stopped playing our hearts like this 😭😭😭😭😭THAT MAN KNOWS THE POWER HE HOLDS

MentallyWeak @PhysicallyThick 
Replying to @Cliff_07
I don’t think Ilya would move back to Boston. I know we are hoping for it, but it’s
practically impossible now. With all the fiasco happened these past few months? Happy for him and Hollander though. 

🐻🐻🐻🐻@ForeverBoston
Replying to @PhysicallyThick
DAMN 🥹no need to hurt us like this!! 

 Jessica ⭐@Lowkey_Raider
 Replying to @PhysicallyThick
  Hey @PhysicallyThick Does you parents know you bully people online😩Still, better watch out Centaurs! We never know 👀. 

 BrainRot @24forever
Replying to @Lowkey_Raider
Thanks but we got the ultimate weapon 😇
                     

 


Hollander’s Lawyer @DefenderofShane 
Has anyone seen the new season photos of Shane? He really got the big dick energy.
I SAID WHAT I SAID #NoRegrets 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Centaurs_Rozanov81
Replying to @DefendersofShane
Very true. 

Hollander’s Lawyer @DefenderofShane
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
EXCUSE ME? MR. ROZANOV?! 😭😭😭😭 IS THIS A LEGIT ACCOUNT? 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Centaurs_Rozanov81
Replying to @DefendersofShane
Yes, I am very real. This is Ilya Rozanov of Centaurs.  

🐻🐻🐻🐻@ForeverBoston
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
iLYA WE LOVE YOU BUT YOU SOUNDS LIKE A SCAMMER HERE 😭 

MentallyWeak @PhysicallyThick
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
I KNOW THIS IS ILYA’S LEGIT ACCOUNT BUT WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO ASK FOR MY CARD NUMBER AND SOCIAL SECURITY????? 

Ice Ice Baby @PuckingIt
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
Sounds fishy if you ask me. Someone pretending to be Ilya would definitely say this. 

 Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Centaurs_Rozanov81
 Replying to @PuckingIt
 Uh, no I am very real, yes?
   

 Hollander’s Lawyer @DefenderofShane
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81 
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL NOT ILYA SENDING ANOTHER PIC TO PROVE HIS EXISTENCE?!?!?!?!


Ilya's Defender @TeamRozy4ever
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
HOW THE FUCK WE ARE IGNORING ILYA'S CONFIRMATION THAT HIS HUSBAND HAS A BIG DICK? NO WAY THIS IS THE REAL ILYA 😭 😭 😭

Hollander’s Lawyer @DefenderofShane
Replying to @TeamRozy4ever
GHURL YOU BETTER STOP PLAYING I KNOW, WE KNOW, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU JUST WANT ANOTHER PIC OF ILYA 😭 😭 😭 

Ilya's Defender @TeamRozy4ever
Replying to @DefenderofShane 
It might work tho 👀👀👀👀

Ottawa Centaurs 🐎✅ @Centaurs_OfficialAccount

Centaur fans! @Centaurs_Rozanov81 is the only official Twitter account of our captain, Ilya Rozanov. Any other accounts purporting to represent him are unauthorized and should not be considered legitimate. We deeply urge our fans to exercise caution and only engage with verified accounts to avid misinformation or potential scams. 

Ilya's Defender @TeamRozy4ever
Replying to @Centaurs_OfficialAccount
Damn girl, official Centaurs release a statement because of you 😭 😭 @DefenderofShane

Hollander’s Lawyer @DefenderofShane
 Replying to @TeamRozy4ever
I WANT TO DIG MY OWN GRAVE 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 I'm very sorry @Centaurs_Rozanov81 I was just being careful. Forgive me!! 

 Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Centaurs_Rozanov81
Replying to @DefendersofShane
It's okay good job. Don't get scammed. 

Ottawa Centaurs 🐎✅@Centaurs_OfficialAccount
Replying to @DefendersofShane
As Defense Attorney of Shane, you are just exercising your rights Centaur! 🫡🫡

 Ilya Rozanov ✅ ❣️this tweet. 

HOLLANDER UPDATES @HollanderFanClub
Shane Hollander the cutest hockey player this season! 

 Ilya Rozanov ✅ ❣️this tweet. 

Hollander’s Lawyer @DefenderofShane
Damn, Ilya is so fucking lucky to wake up to this beauty every day. 

 Ilya Rozanov ✅ ❣️this tweet. 

Centaurs_Champion @CentaursFANBASE
SHANE HOLLANDER YOU ARE THE MOST GORGEOUS MAN THIS SEASON 

 Ilya Rozanov ✅ ❣️this tweet. 

BrainRot @DND_HockeySeason 
If I was a hockey player, I'll purposely lose my team so Shane Hollander can win the cup. 

 

 Ilya Rozanov ✅ ❣️this tweet. 

MentallyWeak @PhysicallyThick
Not to be dramatic but I'll kill anyone who tried to put concealers on Shane's freckles. 

 Ilya Rozanov ✅ ❣️this tweet. 

Ice Ice Baby @PuckingIt
Ilya Rozanov this is a warning that if you messed up a lot of us are lining up to be the next. 

      Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Centaurs_Rozanov81
     Replying to @DefendersofShane
     My love for my husband will never retire like Scott Hunter. 

 Ilya Rozanov ✅ ❣️this tweet. 

IronicEra @Lack_Of_Iron
Face card never declined ! 

Zane Boodram ✅ @Centaurs_Boodram02
Damn, someone is enjoying twitter TOO MUCH. @HarrisDrover this is your fault. 

Troy Barrett ✅ @Centaurs_Barrett17
Replying to @Centaurs_Boodram02 
Harris trying to call them, they are not responding lol. @HarrisDrover any regrets?

Harris Drover ✅ @Centaur_SM17
Replying to @Centaurs_Barrett17
Don't mentioned it. 

Cliff Marleau ✅ @Raiders_Marleau07
Replying to @Centaurs_Boodram02 
DAMN 😂😂😂😂 I feel so bad for my brother. Is he not aware his likes were public? No wonder he left Boston for Ottawa! 

Harris Drover ✅ @Centaur_SM17
Replying to @Raiders_Marleau07
Do you still want him???????????

Cliff Marleau ✅ @Raiders_Marleau07
Replying to @Centaur_SM17
Nahhhh Rozy would increase the stress level of Boston's PR Team 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 

 

 🐻🐻🐻🐻@ForeverBoston

OH TO HAVE A HUSBAND LIKE ILYA ROZANOV 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#HusbandGoals 

Ilya's Defender @TeamRozy4ever
Replying to @ForeverBoston
JWU what's going on??????????? 

 🐻🐻🐻🐻@ForeverBoston
Replying to @TeamRozy4ever
Girl I've been calling you for hours! Check Ilya's likes history

Ilya's Defender @TeamRozy4ever
Replying to @ForeverBoston
OK WAIT

Ilya's Defender @TeamRozy4ever
Replying to @ForeverBoston
GODDAMN ILYA DISCOVERED THE SHANE PICTURES 

Hollander’s Lawyer @DefenderofShane
Replying to @TeamRozy4ever
BRUH ILYA JUST LIKED HALF OF MY THIRST TWEET FOR SHANE. MR. ROZANOV I'M JUST ADMIRING A BEAUTY 

Ilya's Defender @TeamRozy4ever
Replying to @DefenderofShane
rip ☠️☠️ lmk if they suspended you for the rest of the season 

Hollander’s Lawyer @DefenderofShane
Replying to @TeamRozy4ever
DONT YOU DARE JOKE LIKE THAT 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Centaurs_Rozanov81

I am not hacked, I liked those tweet. 

Zane Boodram ✅ @Centaurs_Boodram02
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cliff Marleau ✅ @Raiders_Marleau07
Replying to @Centaurs_Rozanov81
That's my Rozy 😂😂😂😂😂😂 @Centaur_SM17 your captain needs PR Training. 

Troy Barrett ✅ @Centaurs_Barrett17
Replying to @Centaurs_Boodram02 
I just check Harris' BP. It was through the roof, great prediction @Raiders_Marleau07 

Cliff Marleau ✅ @Raiders_Marleau07
Replying to @Centaurs_Barrett17
Wishing you good luck🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓