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@4:50 pm Kyle added 3 people:
autism the smart
autism the dumb
kid on coke
4:55 pm Kyle: guys do we fw the users
4:55 pm Autism the dumb: why is that my name
4:56 pm Autism the smart: I understand why my name is this but Kyle Erza is smart too
4:56 pm kid on coke: KYLE YOU DID IT :D YOU MADE A GC IM SO PROUD
why do you have me saved as this
4:58 pm kid on coke changed autism the dumb to audhd the confused
4:58 pm audhd the confused: thank you ava; I appreciate it
4:58 pm audhd the confused changed Kyle to audhd’s other half
5:02 pm kid on coke: erza? kyle?
do you two have anything to share with the class?
5:02 pm autism the smart: yeah what ava said.
5:07 audhd the confused: I thought this was a safe space
5:07 audhd’s other half changed the group name to inbestigators :)
5:09 pm kid on coke: you can’t change the group name to distract me and Maudie, kyle
5:10 pm audhd’s other half: …
Ezra you couldn’t have waited until Monday?
5:10 pm audhd the confused: no.
5:11 pm autism the smart: WHAT IS GOING ON? ARE YOU DATING OR NOT? EZRA I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU’RE GAY BUT IM UNSURE ABOUT KYLE
5:11 pm kid on coke: damn Maudie didn’t know you had that in you
5:12 pm autism the smart: I have a lot of pent up rage :]
5:12 pm audhd the confused: oh no looks like im going through a tunnel i can’t hea you wait Maudie what do you mean you “know for a fact you’re gay” Maudieeeeeeeeeeeeee
5:12 pm autism the smart: I said what I said
5:12 pm kid on coke: rather be famous instead
5:12 pm autism the smart: not the time
5:13 pm audhd’s other half: yes me and ezra are dating
we’ve been dating for like 2 years
5:15 pm audhd the confused: wow after two years of dragging your feet this how you tell everyone?
5:15 pm autism the smart: wait Kyle you put together an actually readable sentence.
5:15 pm audhd’s other half: ezra :(
I thought you loved me :(
5:15 pm audhd the confused: that’s what you think
5:16 pm kid on coke: get a room you two
5:16 pm autism the smart: those are called PMs ava
5:17 pm kid on coke: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Private message> audhd the confused to> audhd's other half
5:18 pm audhd the confused: you aren't actually mad about me doing the user are you? I'm so sorry if it made you uncomfortable and if you want to
5:18 pm audhd's other half: Ezra. Calm down
5:19 pm audhd the confused: but I kinda made you come out to Maudie and Ava. You should be able to do that on your own terms without being forced to because your boyfriend made a stupid joke in a group chat
5:20 pm audhd's other half: I mean does it really matter? I was probably going to do something like that anyway. Besides I got to see Maudie yell over text
5:22 pm audhd the confused: okay. we still on for tomorrow?
5:22 pm audhd's other half: what's tomorrow?
5:23 pm audhd the confused: I'll just pick you up. Bye love you
5:25 pm audhd's other half: bye. Wait what did you delete. Ezra!