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1. But I did everything right! Why the hll aren’t you hard yet!? by Galactic_Zero

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alastor & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox/Zestial (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Zestial (Hazbin Hotel)
   • How Do I Tag
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alternate Universe
   • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox Not Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Bad Flirting
   • Bad Sex
   • Vox Loves Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Forced Masturbation
   • Light Angst
   • Alastor and Vox Have a History (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Jealous Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Needs Therapy (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox Needs a Break (Hazbin Hotel)
   • AO3 Tags - Freeform
   • Staticsilence
   • StaticWeb
   • Alastor doesn't know how to fuck lol
   • Vox is in a polyamorous relationship
   • Alastor is a Wendigo
   • Different character designs

   Summary

   Vox wakes up in a terrifyingly familiar place, tied up right in front of the last person in the world he'd want to see, Alastor. The person who seems to have decided to show her all their affection in a way that's a little too... strange.

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   English

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