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Pete Venkman @DrV
Some days I think my friends are too smart for their own good. Then there are days like today when I remember nope, just too many screws rattling around up there.
Being dragged to the 50th “ghost” sighting this week isn’t my idea of fun.

Pete Venkman @DrV reposted Pete Venkman @DrV
I’m a big enough person to admit when I’m wrong

Ghostbusters through the lens of Social Media (let's ignore the fact that it's set in the 80s)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: The Haunting of NYPL

Chapter Text

SpookCentral @GhostRreal

So anybody else hear about the incident at NYPL this afternoon?? Some real weird shit

 

     Danny @PhantomBoy

     No?? tf happened this time????

 

     SpookCentral @GhostRreal

     Okay so, according to like 10 separate witnesses a ghost was sighted at NYPL. It was blowing books around the place and someone working there fainted after coming into contact with it.

 

     Nobody calls me Chicken @McFly

     No way its real, gotta have been some sort of gas leak induced hallucination or smthn.

 

     SpookCentral @GhostRreal

     That’s the thing! They all separately described the ghost the same way!!!: An old woman wearing a dress glowing pink

 

     Danny @PhantomBoy

     I swear these sightings are getting out of hand, this is like the 5th sighting this month.

 

     Nobody calls me Chicken @McFly

     I’m still calling bs on this whole thing, probably some assholes trying to pull some viral stunt to get likes on TikTok.

 

NY Public Library @NYPL

Reports of a disturbance at the library this afternoon have been spreading so we want to put these rumours to rest, yes there was a minor disturbance caused by some kids this afternoon.

Reports of a “Ghost” are false and anyone saying so is simply trying to frighten people from visiting our wonderful library.

Please do not be afraid to visit today or any other day!


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Pete Venkman @DrV

Some days I think my friends are too smart for their own good. Then there are days like today when I remember nope, just too many screws rattling around up there.

Being dragged to the 50th “ghost” sighting this week isn’t my idea of fun.

 

Pete Venkman @DrV reposted Pete Venkman @DrV

I’m a big enough person to admit when I’m wrong

 

                Pete Venkman @DrV

                Some days I think my friends are too smart for their own good.

                Then there are days like today when I remember nope, just too many screws rattling around up there.

                Being dragged to the 50th “ghost” sitting this week isn’t my idea of fun.


Stay Puft Marshmallow Man @StayPuft                                                                                         #AD                    

[Advert featuring an animated version of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hanging around a campfire telling ghost stories while cooking S’mores with kids]


Mator @Towman

Recently came into possession of a few junk cars, since I don’t really have the ability to store all of them long term, I’m gonna start selling some of them off one at a time.

Starting with a 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor ambulance needs new Suspension, Shocks, Brakes, Brake Pads, Steering box, Transmission, etc. asking for $5,500 but I’m willing to negotiate on price. DM me for more details.


Danny @PhantomBoy

Anyone else see that run down firehouse on the corner of North Moore Street and Varick Street finally got bought? Wonder what they’re gonna do with the place?

 

     its Fantastic @SayThatAgain

     No clue buddy, that place is run down to hell, honestly the building should have been condemned YEARS ago.

 

     Banjo @indieFan

     Think it might be being converted into some sort of lab? Saw some really weird equipment being moved in there earlier.

 

Mator @Towman reposted Mator @Towman

Update this vehicle has been sold! If you’re interested in any other vehicles, please check the link in my bio!

 

                Mator @Towman

                Recently came into possession of a few junk cars,

                since I don’t really have the ability to store all of them long term,

                I’m gonna start selling some of them off one at a time.

                Starting with a 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor ambulance needs

                new Suspension, Shocks, Brakes, Brake Pads, Steering box, Transmission, etc.

                asking for $5,500 but I’m willing to negotiate on price. DM me for more details.

 


 

Ghostbusters @TheRealGhostbusters

If you’ve seen something strange, we’re Ready to believe you! – call the professionals at 555-2368

 

[Advert featuring Ray, Peter and Egon standing in front of the firehouse. “Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?”

“Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?”

“Have you or your family actually seen a Spook, Spector or Ghost?”

“If the answer is yes, then don’t wait another minute. Pick up your phone and call the professionals”

 “GHOSTBUSTERS!”]

 

     Jarnathan @DMsFav

     This is a joke, right? Like no shot this is anything other than an elaborate ad campaign for a show or something

 

     Danny @PhantomBoy

     @GhostReal we thinking this is legit?

 

                SpookCentral @GhostRreal 

                Not sure just yet, looking into these guys creds atm

 

     its Fantastic @SayThatAgain

     Wait, are these the guys who bought the old Firehouse? I swear that’s it in the background!

 

                Danny @PhantomBoy

                Oh shit yeah that’s totally it!

 


 

“WE GOT ONE!”

 


SwordMan @Hyah!

Just heard the weirdest fucking siren go past my window

 

Notes:

Hope you all enjoyed this breif frist chapter! writing isn't normally my thing so I hope it wasn't too rough of a read, I always love fics with this sort of premise so I figured I'd give it a go myself.

Special thanks to my friend imabookwormreally for beta reading this fic!