Adult Content Warning
This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
-
kill the party with me & never go home by succulentsofa
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
12 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
“Up your own ass, spoilt, throwing your brother’s name around like it has any weight,” said Connor. “Not going to do you any favourssss.” He drew out the last word, all sing-song. He knew it would annoy Kevin, and it did. The other boy scowled.
“You won’t get any sponsors either,” said Kevin.
“Uh, yes I will. The audience will love me.”
“And I’m up my own ass?”
“Yeah,” said Connor. “You are.”
“You’re unbelievable,” Kevin mumbled and stalked away. Connor watched him go, and felt – not regret. Regret was the wrong word. He just felt – another time, another place, maybe he would have maybe have liked to be friends with Kevin Price.
****
Alternatively: it's the 56th Hunger Games, and the odds are in nobody’s favour.