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1. Put Your Head On My Shoulder by auxkabel (cablecurrent) for hazbeing (writtenwordsaloud)

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino & Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • mentioned hotel cast
   • Crack Fic
   • before season 2/canon divergence
   • whacky demon biology
   • Humor
   • Valentino Day
   • new ocs for plot reasons
   • mentioned xeno genitalia
   • Velvette is the backbone of the Vees
   • multiple POVs
   • no beta we die like my motivation when my alarm goes off in the morning
   • secret krampus exchange 2025
   • the chinese drug syndicate living rent free under Valentino's clubs
   • Nudity
   • Ipad Vox
   • filler episode style fanfic

   Summary

   Some people lose their heads. Vox loses his body. It’s a sex thing.

   Or: while Vox is busy making sure Valentino Day goes smoothly, his meatsuit departs on an epic journey across the Pentagram. Now it’s up to Valentino, Velvet and Vox’s head to find the damn thing before something bad happens to it.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,634

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   66

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