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1. I saw it coming (when you threw the first punch) by dancedancedemo for chiropterans

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dad Egbert
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
   • Dad Egbert
   • Fighting Kink
   • Fighting as Foreplay
   • Sadomasochism
   • Dad Egbert's Name Is James
   • Dacryphilia
   • Light Masochism
   • maybe its a bit more than light
   • Age Difference
   • Porn with Plot
   • Masturbation
   • Arguing
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   Dirk swallowed audibly. “Can you do it again?” It was hardly a question. If it hadn’t silent, James wouldn’t have heard anything at all. 

   James hummed, leaning down to Dirk’s level on the floor. “I think I almost killed you, kid. You aren’t as durable as you think you are.” He ruffles the younger’s hair and pretends he doesn’t see him squirm.

   “No, like,” Dirk paused, trying to will the shame out of his voice. "Just, hit me.”

   James squinted at him momentarily, the look on his face unreadable.

   Or

   Dirk gets the hots for being beat up.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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