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1. Heathens by Tardis_jpg

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Number Five | The Boy/Klaus Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Mafia AU
   • Mafia Boss!Five
   • Prostitution
   • Everyone's gay
   • New York City
   • Eventual Smut
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Tags May Change
   • Light Angst
   • Repaying Debt
   • Groping
   • Betaed
   • Frottage
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal
   • Smut
   • bottom!Klaus
   • Top!Five

   Summary

   Five Point's newest mafia leader, Five Hargreeves, just wants to be left alone.
   It proves to be a harder task with a new bunny he found in a strip club.

   In the short week that they spend their time together, Five experiences the greatest bliss life has to offer.
   Everything comes with a price.

   Beta: @crankytrashpanda

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   25,085

   Chapters:

   5/8

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   14

   Bookmarks:

   2

   Hits:

   215