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1. Be cruel to me, 'cause I'm a fool for you by Thje_Grape

   Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Monty/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne
   • Monty (Dead Boy Detectives)
   • Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne
   • magic penis
   • ghosts have ectoplasm instead of bodily fluids
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Cunnilingus
   • Anal Sex
   • Monty is a tease (Dead Boy Detectives)
   • There should be way way more stuff on that tag
   • My boy is as much of a little shit as Edwin Crystal and the Cat King
   • Charles Rowland mention
   • Rip Charles rowland you would love getting cucked
   • I stand by my words
   • This boy would die if Edwin and Crystal do something together for him
   • I might write that actually lmao
   • Monty has a Cloaca (Dead Boy Detectives)

   Summary

   Monty's voice was intoxicating, every whimper and gasp making his head spin. He could spend centuries between his darling's legs and never tire, but today, he couldn't wait. His own need was a fire, and he couldn't bear it any longer. "Shh, darling, I'm going to take care of you,"

   "You better." Came Monty's breathy response. Still, he moaned at the loss of Edwin's mouth as he straightened himself up, fingers tangling in his dark hair. "Undress. I have a surprise."

   Or: Usually, Edwin and Monty have sex where Monty is the bottom; he thought it was moment for a change.

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