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1. Getting the blood pumping by BroadwayFangirl222

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • radioSILENCE
   • watch an asexual badly write smut for the first time lol
   • staticmoth
   • AU where Val is a cannibal and lives in Cannibal Town
   • First Time
   • My First Smut
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Alastor Loves Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • but not the way he wants...
   • Staticmoth endgame
   • One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Soft Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Soft Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • virgin vox (he was busy on his career and had a cult to run ok? He was a busy guy...then he was pining after alastor)

   Summary

   Thanks to her darling Ace in the hole, The Emporium has a new high ticket item: Virgin Blood - Perfect for drinking and magic spells. The only issue is, Alastor can realistically only donate so much, so often before it's an issue…they need more virgins. Simple enough fix, right?…

   No. Now there's a NEW problem.

   Valentino, one of Rosie's favorite cannibals, seduces and eats every virgin they hire so they keep having to find new ones. Vox, Alastor's new friend, is the latest virgin on board this new business venture (He was focused on his career and he was busy pining after Alastor, OK? Don't judge him)…can Vox and Val keep it in their pants?

   (stage whispers: No..no they can't)

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