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Once upon a time Medkit kissed vine staff and the end and then on the edge of the cliff medstaff held on to an edge and broker then eats the cliff and they fell dramatically. skateboard decides 202020 dropkicks him. and then shuriken appears out of nowhere and starts to eat vinestaff’s horns. Slingshot then started recording femboy asmr in using his passive.“
boom shakalaka!!” Said shuriken as skateboard continues to 202020 dropkick medkit. “DUDE STOP” said no. MedkitThen uhhhhhhhhhhhh the im scared twin local homosexuals (rocket and sword) decides to uhhh crash Zuka’s car into the cliff my broken boken”So then darkheart started to post 67 mustard rin len miku then started singing brainrot content on his channel, While phishing. Ghostwalker (the ghoster who ghosts all my messages) looked at the situation and disappeared with wind force. Firebrand then takes his grandsons to go see the Roblox museum.
“RUN RUUNNNN RUNNNN” said medkit to vinestaff. “ZUKA OPEN THE DOOR NOW” medkit starts begging on the streets and screams “KNEE HOW. I AM CHINA. I MANUFACTURED ALL UR IKEA CHAIRS LET ME GET MY JOB BACK!!” “Papa, I'm scared,” said biograft. “work son work” said subspace ramona flowers then appear and make us do homework. “I am Spanish,” said gao bao. “Is that my moma” said banhammer. “I am ur mama” said mama. I DO NOT LIKE THIS. Anyways. Uhhh i uhm lik uhh il uhm ( tennis ball mention????)
Darkheart: hello twin
Twin: hello dark heart
Heart: i ain’t dark
Gurt: yo
medkit: i love vinestaff
Subspace riding a biograft then decides to explode the non-existent cliff with his tripmines. He then flyed back to blackrock🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰.
Two then appear with Gaty with the yoylelite then makes subkit disappear.
The end