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It was a.. average day at the amazing digital circus, our favorite cast of characters are not…doing well.
Everyone is off doing their own thing. Kinger is in his fort, Jax is…being a d&#k he has been picking on Ragatha extra hard today.
a very funny array of pranks were thrown her way, a jax in the box prank, the exploding cake prank, the 3500 centipedes that scream in agony all over your bed prank ha! Classic. Jax loved that one, Ragatha didn't love that prank at all she hated it actually and ragatha was currently pacing the circus and burned and singed grumbling to herself
“grr! He's such….such a friggin jack rabbit! He's the freaking worst! It's like he's trying to make me cry!’ she wipes her eyes before muffled screaming into hands.
She takes a deep breath running her hands through her hair exhaling heavily. “It's ok…he will get what's coming to him.. eventually one day.” She stands there trying to calm herself down.
Ragatha's eye shoots wide open with a million thoughts. She has an idea. She immediately runs down the amazing digital hallway at the top speed her ragdoll legs can carry her.
She runs and turns corners trying to keep her breath steady, despite the fact she doesn't need to breathe. She runs and runs until she finds a table, currently occupied by Gangle and Zooble each drawing and sketching their own thing as she cartoonishly skids to a stop “PAPER! PAPER I NEED PAPER!" Ragatha screeched
Gangle and Zooble just stare at her. “Well hello to you too.” zooble replies sarcastically, Gangle blinks before sliding a sheet of paper over “you wanna draw with us?’ she asks with a small smile.
Ragatha slowly sits in the small stool scooting closer to them. “.. Yeah I'd like that actually.” She mutters as she takes an amazing digital pencil and starts doodling. “So uh…you doing alright?” Zooble asks awkwardly “no! Jax is the worst! I wanna just…I wanna hurt him real real bad!” Ragatha snaps flailing her ragdoll arms like a Muppet.
Gangle nods slowly “yeah I get that…Jax sucks.” Her voice gets quieter to a whisper she leans in closer to Ragatha and Zooble. “Especially after he ruined the escape for everyone. I mean…I know it was an adventure and that sucked for all of us. But we thought it wasn't! And- and we could've been an escape but he hit the red one which kept us here! That sucks, "Gangle whispered loudly while trying to be quiet.
“Yeah we like to ‘gossip’ at this table, it's a safe space..“ Zooble deadpans as Ragatha slowly smiles. “Thanks guys I mean…yeah that was awful…but I think the fact…that it was an adventure kinda overrides what Jax did” Ragatha explained trying to sound…smart, educational.
“But still!” Gangle yells as Ragatha nods “but still…and then he acts like everything is fine! He put like a million centipedes in my bed. He's so mean!” She whines as she sniffles loudly “...which is why I had an idea…what if we did like an adventure…where we get back at Jax.”
Ragatha suggested looking at their faces gouging their reactions. “Yeah I'm down” Zooble shrugs. “...but how? I mean I don't think Caine would allow us to do like…violence. “ Gangle already sounds so sad and defeated.
“I mean if it has a cohesive story I think Caine would let us do just about anything.’ Zooble monotones before they get an idea, snapping their fingers. “...what if we just did fight club?” They suggested as Gangle gasps so loudly. “Yes! Can I be Tyler Durden?” She bounces in her seat.
“Uh…I had an idea,” Ragatha says awkwardly, raising her hand. “I mean…not really an idea fully for an adventure…but I was thinking I could be an assassin and I could..kill Jax or…something..” the idea leaves Ragatha's throat before it could die she already felt embarrassed.
“..yeah ok..more original then fight club I guess..” zooble rolls their eyes as gangle raises her hand already excited. “ooh! Ooh! Adding onto that! What if you're like an assassin on one of those tall impossible Chinese mountains!” Gangle grins “..why?’ ragatha asks “because it's cool! You can do like…assassin parkour!” She's bouncing in her seat rapidly. “What if…you have to kill Jax before he gets to the top.. because..” zooble stops looking around trying to think of anything, turning to kingers fort conveniently behind them “....to protect the king..” they slowly turn back around.
“..What?’ Ragatha asks, confused. “What if.. mountain assassin Ragatha is like…kingers right hand..and she has to protect kinger…who is..a king” zooble explains this very slowly. “I mean that sounds cool..but why would Jax want to kill Kinger?" Ragatha ponders.
'Because he's Jax and he sucks!’ Gangle yells slamming her ribboned fist onto the table “ok so…Jax wants Kinger dead…because of evil reasons so he climbs a mountain and I stop him..” ragatha recaps scribbling it down “and I'm venom!” Gangle raises her hand as they turn to her. “Yeah like what if my ribbons can wrap around you to make you stronger it's like your characters curse!” She smiles bouncing with her hands on the table as Ragatha writes it down. “...and gangle..is..ribbon.. venom “ she writes down.
“Wait come on I wanna f#$k up Jax toon” Zooble interjects “well I’m the assassin!...Can you be my sword?” Ragatha suggested as zooble blinks. “What no! That sucks, I don't wanna be a sword!’ they object. “...a magic talking sword that I can hit…Jax with…” Ragatha shrugs as zooble sighs deeply. “Whatever..” They lay back in their seat.
“and..let's just say…that Pomni is..with Jax, as a duo because they're SO close already!” Ragatha aggressively writes it down. “Passive aggressive, I like it!” Gangle stands up looking at Ragatha. “Come on! Let's go put this one in the suggestion box!!” Gangle pulls her up as they run away giggling excitedly like school girls.
“Did someone say insect collection?” Kinger pops his head out