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1. Never Getting Laid by CowboyTragedy

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino & Velvette & Vox Friendship (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino and Velvette and Vox Care About Each Other (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Insecure Valentino
   • Soft Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino & Velvette & Vox as Family (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession With Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Jealousy
   • On-Again/Off-Again Relationship
   • The Vees - Freeform
   • Light Angst
   • they’re down bad for each other
   • jealousy as a form of foreplay
   • Angry Valentino
   • Jealous Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • staticmoth
   • Vox’s obsession with sharks

   Summary

   Vox says the wrong name in bed.

   There are consequences.

   Series

   • Part 7 of Valentino is Hell's Best Friend

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,614

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   8

   Kudos:

   70

   Bookmarks:

   5

   Hits:

   612