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1. Paper and Water Never Mixed Well by Anonymous for Crispy_Chips

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi, F/F, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman
   • Flambae | Chad/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Flambae | Chad/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy/Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
   • Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
   • Z-Team (Dispatch)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Waterboy | Herman-centric (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man-centric
   • POV Alternating
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • Waterboy | Herman Needs a Hug (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Needs a Hug
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • During Canon
   • Letters
   • fanmail
   • Mentioned Waterboy | Herman's Grandmother (Dispatch)
   • Bisexual Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Alternate Universe - No One Gets Cut From The Z-Team (Dispatch)
   • Alternate Universe - Phenomaman | Katon-Ur and Waterboy | Herman Are Added To The Z-Team (Dispatch)
   • Bisexual Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
   • Bisexual Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
   • prompted
   • Gift Fic
   • Slowly falling in love with your biggest (anonymous) fan
   • weird asf metaphors/similes
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Work In Progress
   • Slow Burn
   • Mutual Pining
   • Panic Attacks
   • Self-Worth Issues
   • i think?? its one of those i apologise if im wrong TwT
   • im probably forgetting a lot of important ones oml
   • Author learnt how to use em dashes and can't stop but also DIDNT use ai

   Summary

   "Waterboy always dreamed of being a hero. So, when he discovered, or more specifically found, his all-time favorite hero's address, he couldn't help but try and put pen to paper and write Mecha Man a letter."

   Anonymous letters, an all-too-familiar new dispatcher, and a ton of repressed homosexuality.

   -

   (Steam Mech with a side of sparkling water and whatever invisiblazer is called)
   Based on Crispy_Chips's Waterboy prompts, tags may change at any given moment.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,149

   Chapters:

   3/?

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