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Bruno Bucciarati added abbacchio💖, Giorno, Mista, Fugo, Trish to "The Gang😁"
The Gang😁
Today 3:16 PM
Hello Everyone!
Trish
wtf is this
Mista
yo
Today 3:18 PM
Giorno
hey bucciarati what's up?
abbacchio💖
Hi Bruno.
Fugo
hey.
Narancia
heyy
Today 3:23 PM
Thank you all for the quick reply.
I have a question to ask you all.
Who took Leone's wine?
Today 3:29 PM
Trish
ew that stuff is nasty no way
Giorno
im still visiting my dad in cairo.
Trish
the only person who would drink it is abbacchio
abbacchio💖
Well, it's gone. And I didn't drink it.
Mista
idk maybe 6 and 7 had something to do with it
Narancia
Trish
narancia get that shit off my screen
Narancia
embrace the power of the 6 7 trish <33
Today 3:40 PM
Fugo
don't you have homework to be doing narancia?
Narancia
yes im doing it sheesh relax king 💔
Back to the subject at hand.
That wine was quite expensive. I hope whoever drank the rest can cover the cost.
Giorno
how much was it? just curious.
abbacchio💖
$120.99. That's the cheapest price.
Trish
how can you even afford that??
abbacchio💖
It was a birthday present from Bruno.
Narancia
that's gay right
Fugo
homework, narancia.
Giorno
that isn't gay at all narancia it's okay for someone to give an expensive gift even if they aren't dating.
Today 3:53 PM
Mista
guys i gotta confess something..
Trish
of course it was you you've been so quiet
Mista
what no i didn't do it
Trish
🙄
Today 3:57 PM
What is it Mista?
Mista
i may have taken a tiny 🤏 sip of it but i didn't drink it all
Trish
he's lying come on he obviously drank it all
Thank you for the confession Mista.
Mista
lowkey it was prolly fugo 🤷♂️
Today 4:03 PM
Fugo
wtf. how did i get looped into this?
Mista
idk you seem sus
Today 4:16 PM
abbacchio💖
If someone doesn't admit to it soon, I'll take the money out of everyone's bank accounts.
Trish
WHAT?? no u can NOT do that that just isn't fair
Mista
i don't even have that much in my account rn lmfao
Narancia
pfft yall got that
Fugo
abbacchio that isn't even fair.
Giorno
im not even at the house how does that make sense?
Today 4:27 PM
Now Leone, I know you're frustrated, but that isn't fair to everyone.
abbacchio💖
Well then, someone better get talking.
Narancia
yooo wait im p sure giorno took it before he left
Trish
no wonder, he is like bruno's favorite so im sure he'll get away with it
I don't have favorites, I love you all equally.
Giorno?
Mista
damn man I never thought giorno would have been the culprit
Today4:35 PM
Giorno
hold on
...
Narancia
bro is typing an essay im crying 💔
Trish
so this definitely means he did it right
Fugo
nah that's crazy i thought Giorno was always the good kid.
abbacchio💖
I should have known it was you, Giorno Giovanna.
I'm sure he had a good reason for doing so. Let's wait for his reply.
Today 4:48 PM
Giorno
okay so essentially i wanted to get a gift for my dad because i haven't seen him in like years, so i asked mista which of abbacchio's wine was the best and so we did a little taste test and we decided that the night owl red wine was the best so i took it and told mista to buy a new bottle but we didn't know how expensive it was so i presume he hasn't bought it yet
Mista
wait why are you bringing me down with you it was your idea
Trish
i KNEW you had a part in it mista
Mista
no you didn't you actually just hate me
Giorno
there's the whole truth, i promise i'll rebuy the wine when i get back 🙏
Today 4:50 PM
That is very honorable of you Giorno.
abbacchio💖
I should charge interest. You should fund two new bottles.
Now Leone, that isn't very fair, I'll buy you another bottle.
abbacchio💖
Ok. 👍
Narancia
gaeeeeee
Trish
bro narancia you are so annoying
Narancia
☹️
Today 4:56 PM
Trish
anyways, now that that's solved, giorno how's cairo?
Giorno
its different, my dad lives in a mansion haha
Narancia
you should def invite us over 😛
Giorno
idk my dad is kinda awkward he doesn't really like people, and he doesn't even go out during the day its like he's some sort of vampire
Trish
that's weird is he at least nice?
Giorno
i really don't know. we've had like 2 conversations, but he seemed pretty kind!
Today 4:59 PM
I'm glad you're having a great time Giorno.
abbacchio💖
Did your father at least like the wine? I'd hope it didn't go to waste.
Giorno
yeah! he like drank it like as soon as he got it haha
i think you two would get along well
It's a relief that he liked it, I'm sure that makes Leone happy.
Today 5:08 PM
abbacchio💖
I'm still angry at you, Giorno.
Bruno shut off his phone, leaning on Leone's shoulder, who sat next to him.
"See, we solved the mystery after all. See how simple it was?"
"I suppose."
"Oh come on, don't be like that, want to go buy the bottle now?"
"Well, if you're offering, how could I refuse?"
Bruno smiled at the man before connecting their lips, pulling Leone closer.
The Gang😁
Today 5:10 PM
Narancia
they're actually making out rn dude i told you guys
Fugo
stop spying on Bucciarati and Abbacchio and finish your homework.
Trish
yeah you're insanely weird for spying on them and duh we all knew they were dating already idiot
Today 5:26 PM
Giorno
i didn't know that...
These messages went unchecked by Bucciarati, and Abbacchio as the two men ventured to the nearest liquor store for Leone's favorite wine.
The mystery had been solved!