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1. A Kind of Merry War by vickyballynihinch

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sirius Black/Hermione Granger
   • Sirius Black
   • Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter
   • Remus Lupin
   • Nymphadora Tonks
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Seamus Finnigan
   • Dean Thomas
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Parvati Patil
   • Padma Patil
   • Slow Burn
   • Romance
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Sexual Tension
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Falling In Love
   • Idiots in Love
   • Sexual Bet
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Eventual Smut
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Bring Back Black | Sirius Black Returns From Beyond the Veil
   • Age Difference
   • Explicit Sexual Content

   Summary

   A night on the town. A drunken bet. And, suddenly, all bets are off...

   Sirius and Hermione have always traded little barbs and quips in front of their friends, but their witty banter has taken on a nasty new edge since Harry and Ginny's break-up — and everyone has noticed.

   But when fate — in the shape of Draco Malfoy — throws them together, how long before their passionate war-of-words becomes a different kind of sexy battle?

   A screwball smutty romance.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   49,602

   Chapters:

   9/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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