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--SECURE COMMUNICATION CHANNEL ESTABLISHED – 11:34 UTC--
ALEX DANVERS joined the chat
ALEX DANVERS added DIRECTOR HENSHAW, SUPERGIRL, WINN SCHOTT, JAMES OLSEN, MAJOR LANE
ALEX DANVERS: no, this won’t do
ALEX DANVERS changed name to AGENTDAMNVERS
AGENTDAMNVERS: much better
DIRECTOR HENSHAW: agent danvers what is this?
AGENTDAMNVERS: calling people on the team isn’t always the best way to get in touch so here’s a secure communication channel for us
AGENTDAMNVERS: or is this too advanced for you?
DIRECTOR HENSHAW: advanced?
DIRECTOR HENSHAW: Danvers I am offended
SUPERGIRL changed DIRECTOR HENSHAW’S name to GREEND00D
AGENTDAMNVERS: KARA NOOOOOOOOO
GREEND00D: are you sure this is secure?
GREEND00D: I am a Martian Manhunter, not a ‘green dude’
SUPERGIRL: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
AGENTDAMNVERS: kara please
GREEND00D: this is to be a serious channel is it not?
MAJOR LANE: what in the fresh hell is happening
AGENTDAMNVERS: lucy! glad you could join us
MAJOR LANE: who is greend00d? Henshaw?
SUPERGIRL: ur welcome
SUPERGIRL: the deo is too serious
SUPERGIRL: who wants some cat memes?
MAJOR LANE: cat memes as in cat grant memes?
MAJOR LANE: in that case, yes
GREEND00D: no we do not want cat memes alex says this chat is for serious DEO matters
GREEND00D: also how do I change my name
SUPERGIRL:
GREEND00D left the channel
AGENTDAMNVERS: look what you did kara
MAJOR LANE: holy shit
SUPERGIRL: CAT JUST WALKED PAST ME AND SHE SAW MY SCREEN THIS IS IT
SUPERGIRL: MY FINAL MOMENTS
SUPERGIRL: IM DEAD
WINN SCHOTT: hi guys
WINN SCHOTT: also, rip kara
JAMES OLSEN: what the hell is going on
AGENTDAMNVERS: okay so I have to go and convince hank that this was a good idea
AGENTDAMNVERS: this is no place for memes! (even if they’re good ones)
AGENTDAMNVERS left the channel
SUPERGIRL changed name to SUPERMEME
SUPERMEME: one last thing before cat “fires” me
SUPERMEME: if I die winn u can have my super suit I think u’d look cute in it
WINN SCHOTT: kara pls