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1. It's Funny You Should Ask ('Cause I Don't Remember) by bn10iko

   Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Feb 2026

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Izumi Kyouka & Nakahara Chuuya & Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakahara Chuuya & Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Izumi Kyouka & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Akutagawa Gin & Nakahara Chuuya & Tachihara Michizou
   • Akutagawa Gin & Nakahara Chuuya
   • Nakahara Chuuya & Tachihara Michizou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Akutagawa Gin & Tachihara Michizou
   • Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakahara Chuuya's Parents (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Shirase (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Yuan (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Adam Frankenstein (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Akutagawa Gin
   • Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Tachihara Michizou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Severus Snape
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakahara Chuuya-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Crossover
   • Alternate Universe - Hogwarts
   • Izumi Kyouka & Nakahara Chuuya & Ozaki Kouyou Are Siblings (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Angst
   • Nakahara Chuuya is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu & Yosano Akiko Are Siblings (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • One chapter in and I'm already sick of this
   • Title from a The Front Bottoms Song
   • Slow Burn
   • The Akutagawa siblings but Gin is a year older than Ryuunosuke
   • just go with it
   • Completely random update schedule but I try my best to do it every other day/few days
   • Chuuya will have childhood trauma in every AU and this fic is not an exception
   • Overpowered Nakahara Chuuya (but he's OP in canon too soooo)
   • Overpowered Dazai Osamu too i guess (but that's nothing new either)
   • Theyre all little baby cuties
   • no beta we die like the flags
   • Mori Ougai is Not a Pedophile (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai-Typical Suicide References (Bungou Stray Dogs)

   Summary

   Eleven years ago, the Dark Lord had met his downfall in the form of a mere infant.

   His efforts had not been in vain, of course; the infant, too, had met his downfall at the hands of the strongest, most powerful wizard to ever grace the (ungrateful) planet with his presence. After all, how could a baby manage to thwart the Dark Lord himself and hope to escape unscathed?

   Nobody knows the real story, not even the ever curious Nakahara Chuuya.

   He knows that he's involved with this "Dark Lord" figure, and also knows that his father is actively choosing to hide life-changing information from him. It was almost funny, seeing his father so burnt out all the time, weighed down by the memories that he so stubbornly kept secret from his own son - memories that Chuuya could not even remember.

   And he'll do whatever it takes to get those memories back...one day.

   ...Oooooooor...

   I started planning a BSD/Hogwarts AU fanfic about two and a half years ago, and never actually got around to writing it. Also, I low-key just killed off Harry for plot convenience + Chuuya solos any day anyways.

   DISCLAIMER‼ I do NOT in ANY WAY support/agree with J. K. Rowling 's actions/views.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

   9/?

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