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1. 5 Stages of Crystal Meth by Oneych

   Fandoms: Rick and Morty  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Rick Sanchez/Reader
   • Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith
   • Beth Smith/Jerry Smith
   • Reader
   • Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
   • Beth Smith (Rick and Morty)
   • Jerry Smith
   • Morty Smith
   • Summer Smith
   • Shameless Smut
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Desperation
   • Praise Kink
   • Hurt
   • Improper Use of Bionic Arm
   • Porn With Plot
   • Older Man/Younger Woman
   • Exhibitionism
   • Dirty Talk
   • Comedy
   • Nihilism
   • Light BDSM
   • Drugs
   • Reader likes ‘em older
   • Soul Bond
   • Soul Sex
   • Manhandling
   • Rick is insane
   • Beth is concerned
   • Rick is afraid
   • Reader is in the 9th circle of hell
   • Female Reader-Insert
   • She/Her Pronouns for Reader-Insert
   • Rejection
   • Rick and Reader are emotionally constipated
   • Pet Names
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Alternate Universe - Soulmates
   • Rick c-137
   • Reader C-130
   • Not from the same universe
   • Reader is a walgreens pharmacist

   Summary

   Rick and Morty visit an alternate dimension, specifically C-130. Known as the ‘soulmates’ dimension… or more known as the dimension that legalized hard crystal drugs. Rick is none the wiser, waltzes right into the nearest walgreens and is met with the most beautiful sex-goddess behind the counter. The pharmacist.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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