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how the sweetness riddles by Validity_For_Dissonance
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
21 Jan 2026
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Summary
Violet looks around and notices the leaky ceiling and the drafty windows and the dripping faucet.
'Why do you live in this house, Mr Snicket?'
'Lemony,' he interjects. 'Please.'
'Lemony,' she amends.
He heaves a dull breath and takes his time picking his words. 'I'm alone and deeply unhappy,' he says at last. 'I don't see that changing anytime soon. I wanted a house that suited my temperament.'
'So you're punishing yourself.'
'So I am, Miss Baudelaire.'
'Violet.'
'Violet.'
