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1. Hobbit(but my friends and I fucked around and found out) by BlaclLily

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Thorin Oakenshield & Thorin's Company
   • Bilbo Baggins & Thorin Oakenshield
   • Dwalin/Ori (Tolkien)
   • Kíli (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Fíli (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Thorin's Company
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Kíli (Tolkien)
   • Fíli (Tolkien)
   • Smaug (Tolkien)
   • Original Characters
   • Gandalf (Tolkien)
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Eventual Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Sassy Bilbo Baggins
   • It's Always Gandalf's Fault
   • Where In Middle-Earth Is Gandalf?
   • Fíli and Kíli are Little Shits (Tolkien)
   • Slow Burn
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • Gandalf Ships It (Tolkien)
   • Company of Thorin Oakenshield
   • Everyone Needs A Hug
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Major Original Character(s)
   • Gold Sickness (Tolkien)
   • Dwarf & Hobbit Cultural Differences
   • Inspired by The Hobbit
   • Magic
   • Not crack but if you gave it to an addict they might give it a snif
   • no beta we die like the durin line
   • the communication is so shit that the author herself gets fed up with her characters sometimes
   • they could all use some of that good old toby
   • Yuri
   • we cooking this shit like walter white
   • zesty Thorin
   • i play russian roulette with the canon
   • How Do I Tag
   • Everyone Is Gay
   • or Bi
   • or lesbian
   • I Don't Even Know
   • content warning: the Elves
   • crazy i was crazy once they locked me up in a room a rubber room
   • Dorks in Love
   • Action/Adventure
   • This has a plot i promise
   • Men Crying
   • pre-marital hand holding(scandalous)
   • its all good and well(its not im a liar)
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • wrote this a summer ago high on meds
   • the author might regret everything
   • nobody fucks ify
   • god said write men kissing and i am nothing if not her most burned soldier
   • Major Character Undeath
   • Or not
   • someone might die
   • jk
   • good luck

   Summary

   A story about the Hobbit(movies and the books,dj khalid anotha one,a remix), but my friends and I are added into the plot.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   18,680

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Kudos:

   3

   Hits:

   75