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1. Three Guys Walk Into A Bar... by AndeliaMaddock

   Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   15 Aug 2016

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • shane/harvey/sebastian/female player
   • Harvey/Female Player (Stardew Valley)
   • Shane (Stardew Valley)
   • Harvey (Stardew Valley)
   • Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
   • Emily (Stardew Valley)
   • Female Player (Stardew Valley)
   • listen all im saying is i might be the lady in this because it is hard af to get off
   • Group Sex
   • Masturbation
   • Desperation
   • gangbangin
   • theyre just fuckin
   • this is an excuse to write them just all fuckin

   Summary

   So, three guys walk into a bar, and they all start talking about a farmer they haven't seen since Winter began, and one guy says, "I'm not worried, but I'm going to check on her." And he fucking blushes.

   And another guy says, "That's a great idea, me too." And he puts on his coat and hat.

   And the third says, "It's not like I like her or anything..." And follows.

   And the punchline's in the story. Hint: it's group sex.

   Language:

   English

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