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1. And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid by PaperPrince

   Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer
   • Dave Lister
   • Arnold Rimmer
   • Post-Ace Arnold Rimmer
   • Hard-Light Arnold Rimmer
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Love Confessions
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Idiots in Love
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Misunderstandings

   Summary

   “Did you hit your head or summit?” Lister asked, looking worriedly over at the hologram. “Since when are you me boyfriend?”

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   English

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