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turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC]
TG: hey are you around
GC: Y3S
TG: holy shit really
GC: >:?
TG: i havent heard from you in days
TG: i left you a lot of messages
TG: didnt you see them
GC: 1 4M SORRY D4V3 1 MUST H4V3 LOST TR4CK OF T1M3
TG: youve been with gamzee havent you
GC: HOW D1D YOU KNOW 4BOUT TH4T?
TG: im not fucking deaf terezi
TG: you two are sneaking around in the vents like a couple of really small elephants that fit in vents
TG: why didnt you tell me
GC: 1 D1DNT TH1NK YOUD UND3RST4ND TH3 NU4NC3 OF 4 ROM4NC3 QU4DR4NT HUM4NS DONT 3XP3R13NC3
TG: bullshit
TG: arent you all about cultural exchange
GC: W3LL TH3N WH4T DO YOU W4NT TO KNOW?
GC: 1 4SSUR3 YOU COOLK1D 1 ST1LL L1K3 YOU JUST 4S MUCH 4S B3FOR3
GC: L3TS M33T 4T C4NTOWN TON1GHT >:]
TG: …
TG: do you really like that he hits you
TG: i know its some troll thing but thats some sick pornography shit
TG: i didnt think any girl liked that in real life if pimps arent paying her to moan about it
GC: SO GR4PH1C COOLK1D >:[
GC: DO YOU 1M4G1N3 M3 MO4N1NG OFT3N? >;]
TG: not what were talking about right now
GC: UUUUUHHHGGG
TG: he killed your friends
TG: doesnt that bother you when youre having your sexy fights
TG: doesnt that make you want to kill him for real
GC: 1 COULD N3V3R DO TH4T D4V3
GC: FOR ON3 TH1NG 1T WOULD UPS3T K4RK4T SO MUCH
GC: 4ND H3 H4S 4LR34DY B33N 4T 4 D4NG3ROUS L3V3L OF MOP1N3SS FOR MONTHS NOW
TG: so youre saying you do want to kill him though
GC: …
TG: if you had killed any of my friends i dont think id ever forgive you
GC: OH? WOULD YOU K1LL M3 TH3N? 3V3N THOUGH 1 4M YOUR3 F4VOR1T3 TROLL? >:]
TG: you know i once called gamzee my favorite troll
TG: i only ever had one conversation with him before the game started and i thought him blowing up at me when i linked him a stupid video was funny
TG: but that was back when i thought you were all a bunch of loser humans who id never meet in real life and probably didnt ever actually do the fucked up shit you threatened
TG: but hes a real life psycho murderer and now i live with him in space
TG: i dont understand how you can love someone who hurt you so bad
GC: 1 K1LL3D JOHN
TG: what
TG: no you didnt
GC: 1 D1D
GC: 1 K1LL3D H1M BY S3ND1NG H1M TO H1S S3V3NTH G4T3
GC: YOUR3 H4NDSOM3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3 S3LF FROM TH3 DOOM3D T1M3L1N3 W4S JUST 4 L1TTL3 M1FF3D AT M3
GC: DONT YOU R3M3MB3R
TG: …
TG: that doesnt count
TG: that wasnt the real john
TG: and that wasnt the real me
GC: B31NG R34L OR NOT DO3SNT M4TT3R D4V3
GC: TH3R3 1S 4LW4YS 4NOTH3R YOU ON TH3 OTH3R S1D3 OF TH3 CO1N
GC: 4ND ON3 OF TH3M W1LL 4LW4YS G3T SCR4TCH3D
TG: why are we talking about this
GC: YOU BROUGHT UP TH3 SUBJ3CT OF MURD3R D4V3
GC: 4ND 1 H4V3 MURD3R3D LOTS
GC: 1V3 K1LL3D K1DS W1TH COOL SH4D3S 4ND DORKY GL4SS3S
GC: 4ND NUBBY HORNS 4ND 4DOR4BL3 OV3RB1T3S
GC: 4ND 1T D1DNT M4TT3R 1F 1 D1DNT TOUCH TH3M B3C4US3 TH3Y 4LL D13D JUST TH3 S4ME
GC: 4ND TH3Y 4LL WOULD H4V3 D13D SOON 3V3N W1THOUT M3
GC: B3C4US3 TH3 WORLD W4S 3ND1NG SOON 4ND TH3Y WOULDNT H4V3 H4D MUCH T1M3
GC: BUT TH3Y W3R3 4L1V3 JUST L1K3 YOU
GC: 4ND SOM3 OF TH3M CR13D 4ND SOM3 OF TH3M D1DNT
GC: 4ND 1 K1LL3D TH3M FOR VR1SK4
GC: BUT TH3N 1 K1LL3D VR1SK4 TOO
GC: 4ND YOU KNOW WH4T 1 C4NT STOP TH1NK1NG 4BOUT D4V3?
GC: D4V3! >:[
TG: what
GC: 1 C4NT STOP TH1NK1NG 4BOUT HOW *FUN* 1T W4S
GC: HOW GOOD 1T T4ST3D TO DO 1T 3V3N B3FOR3 1 KN3W TO D3SCR1B3 TH4T F33L1NG 4S T4ST3
GC: WH4T DO YOU TH1NK OF TH4T D4V3
TG: i think
TG: i think you can do whatever you want
TG: but i cant be a part of this
TG: i cant be your kismesis or whatever
TG: i cant be mad at you
TG: i cant give you whatever fucked up thing it is that trolls need out of life
TG: from either direction
TG: and even if you and me were gonna be in a different quadrant than you and him
TG: i cant be that close to him
TG: i cant watch you do that to each other
GC: TH4NK YOU D4V3
GC: TH1S 1S 4 GOOD TH1NG
GC: TH1S W1LL M4K3 YOU STRONG3R
TG: dont see how
GC: TH4T 1S B3C4US3 YOU C4NT S33 TH3 TH1NGS TH4T 1 S33
GC: BUT C4N 1 4SK ON3 F4VOR OF YOU?
TG: fine
GC: DO NOT T3LL K4RK4T 4BOUT TH1S
GC: 4BOUT 4NY OF TH1S
GC: H3 1S NOT 4S STRONG 4S YOU
TG: yeah
TG: alright
TG: ill keep in touch
TG: and ill make sure your other loser ex boyfriend doesnt get his feelings hurt
TG: and if you could try and not get too horrifically injured id really appreciate it
TG: as a friend
GC: GOODBY3 D4V3
TG: bye tz
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC]