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Mission: Rescue Agent Chimera

Summary:

When Mr. Chimera is forgotten, Agent Bond and Agent Anya must rescue him before he is captured by the villains and Dad finds out.

Notes:

Something cute about Bond, Anya and Mr. Chimera, and a little bit of Loid.

I hope you like it! 🤍✨

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The heart hammered against the ribs like a caged bird in the middle of a storm. Rugs flew, cushions were tossed into the air, and the atmosphere filled with golden dust under the twilight light filtering through half-open curtains. Tiny feet thrashed the wooden floor in an erratic rhythm, while sweaty hands rummaged through every crack, every shadow, every dark corner where the void now screamed. It wasn't there. Where could it be? The silence of the living room was a silent and oppressive enemy, interrupted only by the anxious panting of lungs that refused to accept defeat.

"Bond!" the cry came out as a strangled whisper, small hands clutching the vast white fur of the dog resting like a cloud on the rug. "Where? Did you see it? Where is the General?"

The beast raised its heavy head, dark and intelligent eyes focusing on the small figure before him. Bond's ears swiveled like radars. A tremor ran through his massive body, a spasm that did not come from the cold, but from something rising through his paws and settling at the base of his skull. Anya didn't need to wait. She closed her eyes, pressing her forehead against the damp snout, and the familiar static began to hiss in the back of her mind.

The image came in a monochromatic flash, grainy and unstable like an old film.

A long shadow. The glint of metal under a yellow lamppost light. A plush snake tail hanging dangerously over an abyss of gray asphalt, swinging between the claws of something moving fast. Very fast.

"The bus!" Anya recoiled, eyes wide, pupils dilated by shock. "Mr. Chimera got stuck on the school bus!"

Bond let out a short, dry bark and stood up. His large paws muffled the sound of the panic that now flooded the apartment. Anya looked back at the closed door of the office where the silence indicated absolute concentration on documents that could not be interrupted. From the kitchen, the clinking of dishes and soft humming indicated that the routine followed its course, oblivious to the tragedy that had just struck the high command of Operation Strix.

"We have to go now." She adjusted her socks, small fingers trembling while trying to put on her shoes without making the sound of metal against the floor. "Rescue mission. Ultra-mega-super-secret code."

Bond approached the door, his snout nudging the handle with the precision of someone who had already done it in previous visions. Anya held onto the thick collar, feeling the dog's firm musculature tense up. They slipped out, the draft of cold air from the building’s hallway whipping the girl's face, making her hunch her shoulders. The staircase seemed longer, the stone steps echoing the uncertain destiny.

Outside, the city breathed with a metallic roar. Twilight tinged the buildings of Berlint with shades of purple and burnt orange. Anya ran, her short legs trying to keep up with the rhythmic strides of Bond, who seemed to guide himself by an invisible thread stretched through time. He didn't look sideways; his eyes were fixed on the concrete horizon, where the mustard-yellow Eden bus should already be miles ahead, heading for the central garage in the east district.

"He's going to fall, Bond! If he falls in the street, the cars will crush his lion head!" Tears began to blur her vision, turning the city lights into fuzzy neon smudges. "And he's the only one who knows Papa's secrets!"

The dog let out a deep grunt, a sound of encouragement, and accelerated. They cut through the park, Bond's paws kicking up grass and dry earth. Anya felt the wind cut through her ears, the hood of her cape flapping violently. The world around was a blur of figures and muffled voices—people returning from work, newspaper vendors, couples walking slowly—all ignoring the little spy and her furry steed in a race against fate.

Suddenly, Bond stopped abruptly at the corner of a busy avenue. The animal's chest rose and fell heavily. He fixed his gaze on a traffic light two blocks away.

Another vision.

Anya felt the electric discharge. This time, the image was sharper: the plush toy, caught by its dragon wing in a latch on the rear door of the bus, shaking violently as the vehicle went through a pothole in the road. A snap. The fabric tearing. Mr. Chimera flying toward an open drain.

"No, no, no!" She stomped her foot on the ground, frustration burning like embers. "We have to intercept! Bond, use the shortcut! The shortcut through the buildings!"

The dog hesitated for a second, measuring the distance between the trash cans and the fire escapes of a narrow alley. He lowered his body, allowing Anya to grab more firmly onto the fur of his neck, and leaped over a pile of wooden crates. The impact made Anya's stomach climb into her throat, but she didn't let go. They were a single creature now, moved by the urgency of a rescue that no adult would understand.

They crossed the alley, the smell of damp metal and cigarette smoke passing quickly. Bond leaped over a low wall, landing with surprising agility for his size on the asphalt of the parallel street. The sound of the bus's heavy engine was now audible. The grinding of the brakes, the smell of burnt diesel.

"There!" Anya pointed with a trembling finger.

The yellow vehicle was stopped at the signal, a few meters from a construction zone. Mr. Chimera dangled, hung by a single strand of pink thread, a solitary and heroic figure against the dirty bodywork.

"Go, Bond! Operation Swift Paw!"

The dog bolted. He was not just a family dog; at that moment, he was the elite tracker that the laboratories had molded. He dodged a black car that honked furiously, slid under an isolation rope, and jumped.

At the same instant, the light turned green. The bus jolted forward.

The thread snapped.

Mr. Chimera described a slow parabola in the air. Time seemed to slow down for Anya. She saw the felt face of the General, the button eyes that seemed to stare at her with one last military salute before oblivion. He fell toward the dark abyss of the water drainage grate.

"BOND!"

The white figure jumped, his body stretched to the limit. Mid-air, Bond's maw opened and, with a muffled "thump" sound, his teeth closed around the plushy's stuffed belly, millimeters before it vanished into the sewer.

The dog landed on the other side of the street, rolling over his shoulder to cushion the fall, protecting the "package" with his snout. Anya ran to him, tripping over her own feet, falling to her knees on the cold asphalt and wrapping the two of them in a desperate embrace.

"You did it... you did it..." She sobbed, her face buried in Bond's fur, while her small hand squeezed Mr. Chimera against her chest. The doll was a bit dirty with soot and smelled of exhaust, but it was whole.

Bond released the toy and gave a long, wet lick to Anya's cheek, his tail beginning to wag slowly, thumping the ground with a rhythmic sound.

The euphoria, however, was short-lived. A familiar sound of measured and firm footsteps echoed on the sidewalk behind them. A sound that did not belong to strangers. Anya froze. The shadow that projected over them was long, straight, and emanated an aura of "I need a logical explanation in five seconds."

She didn't need to read his mind to know that the peace of the mission had just been compromised.

"Anya? Bond?"

The voice was calm, dangerously calm, coming from above. Anya turned her neck slowly, feeling a click in her nape. Loid was standing there, holding a bag of groceries on one side and a folded newspaper on the other. His blue eyes scanned the scene: the disheveled daughter, the panting dog, and the plush doll rescued from the jaws of fate.

"What exactly," Loid began, adjusting his glasses while a nearly imperceptible vein throbbed in his temple, "are the two of you doing four blocks from home, covered in dust, in the middle of rush-hour traffic?"

Anya looked at Bond. Bond looked at Anya.

"It's just..." Anya began, her mind spinning like a centrifuge trying to invent a lie that didn't involve international espionage, but only the tragedy of a lost General. "Mr. Chimera wanted to see the sunset?"

Loid remained motionless, his silhouette etched against the flickering glow of Berlint's awakening streetlights. To any hurried passerby, he looked like a weary father holding the evening’s groceries, but to Anya—who could catch the whirlwind of tactical calculations and the faint, silent panic inside that brilliant mind—he looked like an impossible "final boss" from a video game.

"The sunset?" Loid repeated, his voice balanced on a thin wire between absolute disbelief and the exhaustion of someone who had come to expect the unexpected. "Anya, our balcony has the best view in the district. Why would Mr. Chimera need to come to a construction zone, in the middle of rush-hour traffic, to look at the sky?"

Anya felt a bead of cold sweat slide down her neck, just beneath her hair ornaments. She squeezed Bond’s fluffy neck tighter. The dog was now desperately trying to adopt a "clumsy pet who knows nothing" pose, instead of the heroic canine rescue operative who had just soared over a drainage grate.

"It’s just... the General said the light here is more... crunchy?" She offered a trembling smile, trying to use big words that sounded like they belonged in the spy dramas she watched on TV. "And Bond needed ultra-mega-speed exercise! His paws were getting 'stagnant' from sitting on the living room rug for too long!"

Loid massaged the bridge of his nose under his glasses. Internally, his thoughts were a blur: Was she followed? Did an Ostanian agent attempt an approach? How did they cross six dangerous intersections without a single neighbor noticing? I need to reinforce the window locks... or maybe buy a GPS collar for both of them.

The little telepath shivered as she caught the acronym "GPS." She needed to shift the focus of the secret mission before Papa discovered that General Chimera had almost become a permanent resident of the city's plumbing.

"There weren't any bad men, Papa! There was only the yellow bus that wanted to kidnap the General because of the secrets!" The second the words escaped, she slapped her hands over her mouth, her green eyes wide like two moons. Oops. The mission code leaked out of my nose.

"Bus?" Loid stepped forward, his Twilight aura intensifying, his protective instinct camouflaged by stern logic. "Anya, what actually happened to the toy?"

Before the interrogation could reach the level of "total loss of peanut privileges," Bond let out an enthusiastic bark, wagging his tail with such force it nearly knocked over Loid’s grocery bags. The dog had foreseen their salvation: the aroma of sesame oil and the sweet voice that was simultaneously the greatest comfort and the most formidable force of nature in their home.

"Loid-san! Anya-san! Bond!" Yor came running down the sidewalk, carrying bags of bread from a distant bakery, her face flushed with genuine agony. "I got home and the door was ajar! I thought you had been taken by villains and I was already preparing my... my firmest greetings for the evildoers!"

Anya saw the perfect opening. She let go of Bond and lunged at Yor’s legs, burying her face in the fabric of her mother's dress.

"Mama! The General almost went to live in the pipes with the alligators and the spy rats! Bond flew like a meat-airplane to save the world!"

Loid looked at his wife—who seemed ready to kick a lamp-post into orbit if he confirmed the presence of danger—and then at his daughter, who was now dramatically sobbing about imaginary alligators. He realized that trying to find a rational thread in this family was like trying to diffuse an explosive device using only a toothpick. The fatigue of a long day at the City Hall (and at WISE headquarters) finally won over his analytical suspicion.

"Fine, fine," he sighed, reaching out his free hand to Anya, while the weight of the bag of potatoes suddenly felt lighter. "Let’s go home. The 'General' needs a deep cleaning, and the two of you need an explanation that is much more plausible than 'crunchy sunsets.' And Anya... for leaving without permission, no Spy Wars cartoons for the rest of the night."

"NOOOOO!" Anya’s cry echoed through the avenue, a miniature Greek tragedy that made several birds take flight from the nearby trees. "The world is so cruel to the agents of peace!"

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