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Sans the Skeleton scanned the surroundings of the Underground. No human had set foot in this accursed hellscape for god knows how long. Bonetown was this wretched place he called home. When going to the food place to get borger he noticed something odd. a strange person clad in red and black shouting with some accent.
"YO! i'll hurt ya busta! Grass grows, birds fly, and buddy? I HURT PEOPLE!" The odd man raved as he kept screaming for a nonexistent bucket of fried chicken to the poor worker. Sans decided he had enough of the incessant noise and strolled over to the man to speak,
"Egheghegh..egheghehgeghghegheeghegh" He said, trying to get the man to calm down slightly to no avail.
"Da fuck?! What did you say to me pal?" the man screamed as he waved his baseball bat wildly.
"What yous tryna say?! I don't speak German or whateva you sayin!" Sans sighed through his skeletal nose as he spoke again,
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"eghe. egheghegheghe"
"Ohhhhh," The strange man says, approaching Sans and getting in his face,
"So you think you're some kinda wise guy dont'cha?!? Well I'll show you what I thinka' wise guys!" Sans barely has time to dodge as the man swings his bat towards the skeleton's head.
"egheghegheghegheghe! egheghegeheg" The bone man says, hands up and a little disturbed at how quickly the situation has gotten out of hand. He tries to calm down the armed man but it seems to be to no avail as swing after swing is aimed towards his head, arms, legs, kneecaps, and more. As they swerve around the restaurant, Grillby seems to have enough of them and opens a door. Sans quickly maneuvers them into the snow outside, giving an apologetic wink towards the fire monster as they go.
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After a few more swings, it seems the man has run out of breath, pausing with his bat raised midair.
"You know you, uh," he says between pants, "you're pretty fast for a little guy."
"eh ehehe eheheheheheheheheheh eheheh eh."
"Heh, you talk funny too."
"eheheheh," Sans shrugs.
The man lets out a little laugh, "Sorry about that. I've just had bad experiences with short people in the past." He pauses and shudders. "but maybe youre not so bad?"