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NOT TODAY, SATAN!

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WRITERS: mr skelly, dani, sanjisfeet

Wittle Oncey did an oopsy woopsy and summoned a demon 🥺! What in the world could she ever want! Hopefully a thneed <3

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Frantic fanfic means we get to be silly with the most ridiculous of groups.

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Work Text:

Every animal gasped in unison as the axe hit. A single song and dance, marshmallows and rainbows and now their home was being attacked. The green clothed stranger payed them no mind. And the tree falls...

And with it, the sky turns red. Fire spouts from the lone stump and from it rises.... a demon woman?

"Woahh Nelly! What whatwhatwhathwat WHAT"

"Greeting mortal, it is I-" the woman attemps to speak

"BEGONE FOUL DEMON

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"Foul demon? Well that's no way to treat a pretty lady!" answered the crimson skinned woman. The Oncler took a pause, how could he vanquish her? What was her weakness?

"What do you want we me, creature?"' He pestered her as he raised his double-bladed axe high.

"Why I just want to take revenge on the priest who sealed me away! That filthy rat took away my favorite host and left me for dead!" The woman screamed before calming slightly and speaking in a more level tone,

"My name is Meru, what about you?"' He looked her up and down. She was rather scantily clad.

"You look like you need a Thneed," he tossed one too her as she wrapped it around her body,

"I can help you find this...priest." He said a bit begrudginfly as he lowered hsi deadly axe

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"Really? That'd be great! And if you do help me find him I can definitely grant you a favor!" She winks at him. Onceler pauses for a second, considering all the things he could make her do.

*Chopping trees... Hauling the lumber... I could definitely use another worker.* He smiles.

"Heh, they only thing that could be better than this is a short hot sexy yellow haired orange man!

Notes:

And they worked happily ever after, the end :)

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