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67 partey 😳 || sat, 3:12 pm.
paladin:
[: 3] - ranger, bard, cleric [❓️: 3] - cleric, ranger, bard reacted
ranger: what the FREAK is this mike its 3 in the afternoon
paladin: 🥺🥺🥺
bard: ..???
paladin: yes..😁
ranger: this pains me
cleric: mike..wgat..areyoudoung..mmiike...
paladin: mnnmm.mnmnmmm..👀
cleric: ...??
paladin: ok so you hate me huh isee hwo it is
paladin: im Leaving capiral L
cleric: nononono mik im sorey come back pesl😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😭😢😭😢😢😭😢😭
paladin: ok....for u ig.......ueessss....
bard: hey.what about.me...????👀👀👀👀👀👀
paladin: uhmweho are you 8hm what what whobarre y9uuu hruuu eho are you... ❓️❓️❓️
bard: bWHAT
ranger: oh mygawd bru
bard: MIKE i cannot believ oyu.
[😭: 2] - ranger, cleric reacted
ranger: IMCRINENEN
cleric: DOTPOVMYGOSHB😢😢❓️❓️❓️
bard: i amTIRED od thsi...
bard: cmon luxa..s...lets...ditch these...homosexuals..DIGHHHHH
ranger: yes.okay..bro...❤️❤️❤️🏳️🌈🌈
paladin: okay.and you.call US the homsoesyals okay.gaha so fuy.
cleric: i mean like
paladin: nonono shhh shhh do not go against alpha
cleric: im blocking you
paladin: NONWAOIT WAIT IM SPRREYEYYY ill buy you jollibe...???will.?will..WILL
ranger: lozinf the huzz in thebtiny 26😂😂
paladin: shut........😓
paladin: wil sid yib acrually vlockmeWILL
paladin: THSIBIS HOMOPHOJIc
cleric: dude.im literallyGAY.??.?.???
paladin: omg!!🥺🥺will!!! 🥺🥺
bard: emo lesbian michael james wheeler found dead in a ditch
paladin: kay.
paladin: haters.gonan hate amirite lads
ranger:
paladin: when i SHIOOT myself imgonan write a note beforehand and attach it to the fridge using.a COOKIE monster magjet and itll.read "LUCAS AND DUSTINS FSULT" because boyhbof you ard horrible horrible people
[🍅: 2] - ranger, bard reacted
paladin: StoppDOTPPP
paladin:
[❤️🩹: 1] - ranger [😂: 1] - bard reacted
cleric: class of 09 ref but at whaf cost
paladin: my🥺🥺my lwife🥺🥺
bard: notice 😂😂how 😂 wil isnt😂😂mentione😂d
[🏳️🌈: 1] - ranger reacted
ranger: 😂🥺🥺🥺🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🥺🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🥺🥺🏳️🌈🥺🏳️🌈🥺🏳️🌈🥺🏳️🌈🥺🏳️🌈🥺🏳️🌈
paladin: okay.
cleric: but like
paladin: WILL youbare not helpijg our case..??
cleric: you said you liked the rumors and you wanted to feed mpre into it
bard: what
paladin: when eid i say that guys hahahahHahahah
ranger: "how do i capitalize off of havinf a crush onbmybhestfrienf"
[😭: 1] - bard reacted
cleric: ...???? who is tjat meant for..???
paladin: NOONE lucas is dumbb and atupid and he hates gay people.youwanna play mkmecraft hahaHa Lets play Minectaft
cleric: hhhyuuyewyt okayWhat youtold me you were gonna do your math homework today
paladin: I Forgot aboutthat UhM ANYWAY youbdient answer the questiojWE are getting sidetracked hop on vc 🥺🥺😁
cleric: OhKay....???
bard: oh my god bru
ranger: me when mw ehwen im in a homo competition but my oppoment is moke qheeler
paladin: 😂😂haha! real knee slappee there buddy😂😂 you should delete your account
[❤️🩹: 1] - ranger reacted
ranger: i loeb yiu tooo..????
extended partey || sat, 4:02 pm.
aunt: dirrrrr
aunt: mnmnmmmm i got like hella money
mom: 5$ tip btw
aunt: 5 dollars is 5 dollars bruYou dont get it..
aunt: PLUS it was from aCUUTE GIRLLLsiigushbsnmmmb mmdmmgnfhygyturhh
[🏳️🌈: 3] - baby wheeler (he CANNOT be talking), unc sinclair, duh tih reacted
mom: oh..kay..???
aunt: can yiu stop judging me for like 5 minutes MAXIMUM i amHAVING a Moment in my Humble abode .
mom: if yiu consider having a lesbian crisis under the counter a moment then Okay...yiu do you..???
aunt: SOTP RUINIKG MY VIBES STEVEN. i am Aura farming.
[❓️: 2] - mom, unc wheeler reacted
baby wheeler: is the aura in the room with you
aunt: ok so you hateme.okay. whatever tuys.
aunt: if yiu dont Love me at my lowes5 then tou dont deserve me ar my highest. .. .
unc wheeler: what if i blocked you
aunt: OH MYGOUSSHSOTP im gettijt jumped
aunt: steve alreaey blocked me Y98cannotndo thist9nme
mom: whats she saying
duh tih: she said uuuhmm youre the stinkiest person alive and she wants to shove icecream up your nostrils
[😭: 1] - aunt reacted
aunt: NO I DIDNT EHAT THE HLELL GUSY
aunt: stwve just said "isee hwo it is buckley" in aome sort of faux sad voics and he pretended to sniffle.ans then he walked away and left me to deal with teh countwe.r
unc wheeler: why are you using your phone during your shift anyway
aunt: becaus
aunt: OHFUCK our managers.glarigk at me
aunt:
aunt has gone offline.
baby wheeler: rip robin you will not be missed
unc sinclair: son im crine why are you such a hater
67 partey 😳 || sat, 6:43 pm.
zoomer: backreading is genuine torture what the fuck
zoomer has forwarded a message from paladin.
paladin: ohh my gawd thats crazyWHOO would send that 😂😂😂🙏
[👀: 4] - ranger, bard, cleric, mage reacted.
paladin: hhey man dont look at me
zoomer: looking directly at you wheeler
paladin: cartoonishly lpud gulp
ranger: i wonder
paladin: SOTP
paladin: this should be considrted bullying..❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️ ://
mage: No this is enforcing justice 🥹🥹
[❓️: 1] - paladin, [✅️: 4] - cleric, zoomer, ranger, bard reacted
paladin: IS IT DOGPILE ON MICHAEL JAMES WHEELER TODA.Y.
zoomer: ding ding ding ✅️
paladin: this groupchat is a prison
paladin: ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️
zoomer: And we're gonna keep it that way 😂🙏
bard: SON😂😂💔
paladin: Me on the outside: 😁😁😁😁😁
paladin: Me on the insideS: 😭😭😭😭😭
cleric: is this.you..🥹❤️🩹❤️🩹
[😭: 3] - ranger, bard, zoomer reacted
zoomer: HHEKLPME
paladin: okay.okayI THOUGHT YOUQERE.ON MY SIDE OKAYA OKAY ISEE HOQ W IT IS
paladin: 😢😭😢😭Uuuuuu ee uaueueyehhvaggghh😢uuu😭😢😢😢😭aauuuuuuu😭😢😢aq😭😢😭uuq😢😭😢😢yuaaaaaa😭😢😭uuuuuy😢😭😢uu😭😢😭😢😭😭😢😢 uuu e euuu 😢😢😭😭😭😭😭
ranger: okay.mjke okayy...
cleric: ❓️❓️❓️
wheelie 🔒 @bestwheeler6767 • 43 seconds ago.
When your friends lwokey BULLISSsith zigh sithGouknow whoyou Are.
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lucas 🏀 @balljuggler100 • 36 seconds ago.
"upset because of a certain someone, they know who they are." ahh
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wheelie 🔒 bestwheeler6767 • 28 seconds ago.
STPP REPLTING TO ME ON MAIN OHMYGOSHSHHH
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dustinrnnnr😽 @dustybunlala • 39 seconds ago.
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wheelie 🔒 @bestwheeler6767 • 21 seconds ago
DDEACTIGATE DEACITVAET I HATE YUOUUUU
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wbyers 🔒 @vronicaswyer • 25 seconds ago
we love u too mike
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wheelie 🔒 @bestwheeler6767 • 14 seconds ago
Yeswill okay will🥹🥹🥹🥹