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✉ MESSAGES > SAGARA
Hey, you coming back anytime soon?
I have to work late.
Man, you always say that. What's your excuse this time?
A murder.
You say that everyday.
And there happens to be a murder everyday.
For a week? C'mon. That's bullshit and you know it.
Is there something you need or are you just texting me to whine?
Fuck you.
Ah, so that's it.
No, just fuck you. Look, it's Saturday. Your turn to cook.
Cook something yourself.
You know I can't cook. I mean, not unless you want me to blow up your kitchen.
Or burn soup.
I've never had a stove before!
Just do what you're good at moron, explode a burrito in the microwave at your own home.
Ah, well. I can't. I'm already at your place.
... Did you break into my apartment?
Maybe ♡
It's 6 stories up. How did you manage that?
Well, ya see, I've got this fancy stuff called cyberware
The patio door is locked. How did you get inside?
How do you think? I hacked the door.
Cute. Now images!
✉ MESSAGES > AHOU
Wanna see something I made?
No.
You're the worst output ever. I'm showing you anyway. ♡
What am I looking at here?
Us, you ass.
Then you have it wrong.
Whaddya mean?
You don't top.
Glad you're leaning into the nickname finally, Roosterhead.
Ridiculous. Let's keep going.
✉ MESSAGES > 🚬🐺 Hajime
You want to see something I made?
After you shit on my doodles? No! That wasn't easy to make!
🚬🐺 Hajime is typing 
How silly. Ending on a 'Contact is Typing' is great. You could put whatever you want in between this for narrative, until the next exchange.
✉ MESSAGES > 🚬🐺 Hajime
You want to see something I made?
After you shit on my doodles? No! That wasn't easy to make!
FINE! Yes! I wanna see.
... You can draw?
No, idiot. It's not hard to render an image. You think I have time to doodle this for you while I'm on the job?
Knew you couldn't draw.
Is that supposed to be you pinning me?
Sure.
I don't think that's how it would work.
What would it look like?
Give me a sec.
Like this.
Why is there a wall?
I dunno, cause it'd be hot?
🚬🐺 Hajime is typing
✉ MESSAGES > INPUT 🐔
I was fucking with your little doodle of us.
Not a doodle. An AI rendered it.
Fuck. I would've thought you of all people wouldn't touch that shit. I mean after the DataKrash?
Blackwall. I'm not too worried. Things are pretty safe these days.
Huh, you of all people don't have a problem with it?
Jansen takes care of anything worrisome. I don't think too much about it.
Perks of having a netrunner at your beck and call.
Show me what you were working on.
Oh yeah! Here:
I see.
That's all you have to say? Cute right?
Kabedon.
Huh?
We really need to work on your Japanese. That position, it's called Kabedon.
Didn't know that. Pinning someone against the wall? That has a term?
Uh-huh.
You guys got a term for everything.
I fixed it for you.
Huh?
!!!!!!!
Oh, so NOW you're just a pro at AI and gifs?
Hold on I have to fix it. Asshole. Like I would sit there for that.
I already regret indulging you.
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Ahou, don't think about anything else?
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Want to make it a bet?
I'll win, so sure.
Prick. You go first.
You're sappier than I give you credit for. That's absolutely not how it would go down.
You cave, every time.
Not if you were a fucking actual wolf!
... Assuming you did get the punch in, are you seriously under the impression you'd get away?
I run fast.
Like a chicken one might say, especially after throwing a sucker punch.
Brat. My turn.
Since you're going to lose, I expect you to be ready by the time I get there. You can prep yourself.
Cocky. It's going to go down like it always does. Like this:
Is that supposed to be us? If so, you might be winning this game after all.
Fuckin' if you're using actual technology I should be able to, right?
Your turn.
Asshole.
Did I win?
Had to go and make it cute at the end didn't you.
Yeah, you win. ♡
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Can I pick?
Yes.
Orange one. 100%
Ambitious.
Fuck you, hurry up.
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Are you going to even wait for me to come home?
Ahou?
Sanosuke.
🧡🍆⏳
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...
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
✉ MESSAGES > OUTPUT 🔌🐺🐕🦺🚨
It's been a few days since I've seen you. Are you okay?
No.
??
Chief. Back to back shifts.
That sucks. Are you going to come by anytime soon?
OUTPUT 🔌🐺🐕🦺🚨 is typing
✉ MESSAGES > INPUT 🐔
That sucks. Are you going to come by anytime soon?
Pick up from the other day? Already?
It's been like a week.
Have your bruises even healed, Ahou?
Almost gone.
🤨 That was fast.
Guess you're going to have to do a better job.
I mean I can still walk straight.
Are you demanding that?
Yeah!
That only happens when... I'm not going to bother to explain.
Objective is sore, not immobile. If you can't walk straight, we're doing it wrong.
I think you're doing it wrong now.
Ahou.
C'mon. I want to see you.
I suppose I'm overdue for some days off. I'll take some PTO, put Coste in charge.
REALLY?!
How many days?
A week maybe?
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I ever tell you that you text like a teenage girl?
Fuck you.
That's the plan.
You're getting way better at this old man.
Getting sappier though.
Jansen checks your agent for like security reasons, right?
Yes, and?
She's going to think you've gone soft.
I'd be more worried about her being jealous.
Oh hell no.
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Never.
You mean it?
Just you, Birdhead.
Mushy.
Sometimes.
C-YA ok? Don't die before I see you.
A whole week holy shit.
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