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1. Hey, Neighbor! by boredhufflepuff

   Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   31 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Madeline Ashton/Helen Sharp
   • Madeline Ashton
   • Helen Sharp (Death Becomes Her)
   • Lisle von Rhuman
   • Viola Van Horn
   • Ernest Menville
   • Original Characters
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • i love my girls who have zero communication skills!!
   • yet again madeline ashton is a raging lesbian
   • starts out dirty lol
   • this is just miscommunication trope on steroids
   • this is a you’ve got mail au if you SQUINT

   Summary

   "Looking up, she is immediately met with blue eyes - eyes she realizes she recognizes.

   It’s the blonde from the bar.

   Flashes of blonde hair, soft skin, hands gripping her shoulders, and loud moans enter Helen’s brain all at once."

   OR Madeline and Helen, and a master class in the art of miscommunication - AU

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   28,503

   Chapters:

   10/10

   Comments:

   97

   Kudos:

   166

   Bookmarks:

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