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Today was…tiring to say the least one he had to deal with his (now dead) neighbors child, he was never good with kids and it was a pain the kid just continued to cry and cry; And he tried everything! But lucky he was able to get the kid to stop by letting her watch the tv in his room which made her stop for the time being. Then he had to get rid of a visitor and, god it was messy! He had to spend hours and hours and hours! Of scrubbing making both of his hands, arms and back hurt like hell so of course he wasn’t happy but luckily he had one thing to look forward to.
His cigarettes! They were cheap, easy to find and you could order a ton of them on ForRest! But he had heard the tell tale sound of that thing knocking on his door…ugh the cigarettes will have to wait for now.
But the pale one would just start talking about death and him needing to accept change or some cryptic shit like that but he was just getting more and more annoyed “yeah yeah look, I don’t care today has been shitty and I would just rather be doing anything else than be talking to you” he would quickly interrupt the pale visitor making the pale visitor look at him in…confusion?
“Hm…that is new you never interrupted me before…are you getting more brave? More bold?” That pale thing would say to him but he got an idea what if he just walk away?! What could that ugly, UGLY man do? Break in? He wasn’t alone and he would be able to have his cigarette! So, he would just walk away from the door grab the box of cigarettes crack to window near the front door a little bit and would start smoking finely a nice smoke break.
But then he saw the pale asshole make his way near the window! “Oh dear homeowner don’t you know that smoking is bad for you?” The pale visitor would say to him and would give him that creepy smile, “and? I don’t care” he would just bluntly respond to the superior visitor as then the superior visitor GRABBED his cigarette and snuffs it out!
“Now look at me taking care of my favorite homeowner, no need to thank me” that pale ASSHOLE! Why would he snuff out his cigarette! On his smoke break! And that thing was talking down to him as if he were a child, so he did what any man who had his smoke break interrupted so he lost his shit and stared yelling at the superior visitor. Of course his outburst had surprised the pale man I mean this is all coming from the guy who usually just replies to him with a sigh or a witty remark but this? Completely out of character for the man.
He could even feel his voice starting to give out so he would stop yelling and just heavily breathe from yelling so much as he would look up at the pale visitor in annoyance and the pale visitor looked down at him in shock “…oh…uh that was…interesting homeowner”the pale man would just simply say out of sheer shock “…fuck you…” he would rasp out as he SLAMMED the window shut and stopped his way back to his room to angrily fall asleep as the pale visitor would just giggle to himself feeling the aftereffect of the homeowner’s outburst.
Morale of the story? Don’t take an homeowner cigarettes ig.