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[Podfic] The Long Road Begins at Home

Summary:

Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Notes:

So in an attempt to recover my chill after the last Very Serious Project, and going on the theory that there's probably at least one other person out there who'd like to be able to listen to these, and in light of the fact that the whole dealio is at current count almost 100K, imma gonna do something wild and crazy and purely for fun, and post this chapter by chapter, pretty much as recorded, with (almost) no editing, agonizing, fussing, etc. I'll keep going as long as my interest holds and life allows.

I've listened to Dusty Soul's recording of the first story in this series approximately 1 billion times, so hearing this in my own voice is kind of weird. Lemme know if you like. Input, positive or negative, always welcome, preferably sometime before, yanno, the next 80K words. ;)

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Chapter 1: Blood Loss and Awkwardness

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Audiobook Part 1 (Chapters 1-11)     M4B (Length 4:35:51)(126 MB)

Audiobook Part 2 (Chapters 12-22)   M4B (Length 2:34:02)(70.4 MB)

Audiobook Part 3 (Chapters 23-32)   M4B (Length 3:15:46)(89.5 MB)

Audiobook Part 4 (Chapters 33-40)   M4B (Length 2:29:21)(68 MB)

 

Chapter 1

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Chapter 2: Incremental Adjustments

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Chapter 2

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Chapter 3: Turkeys > Spiders

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Chapter 3

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Chapter 4: Barnes & Steve vs. Foolproof Thanksgiving

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Chapter 4

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Chapter 5: Trust issues

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Chapter 5 - now with actual Non-Supersoldier volume! Thanks to the listeners who pointed out the problem! 

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Chapter 6: On trees and trousers

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Chapter 6  

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Chapter 7: Right and proper celebrations

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Chapter 7  

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Chapter 8: Relocation, again

Notes:

Ta da, two chapters today! Because unlike Certain People You Know Who You Are, I hate cliffhangers and would never do that to you. ;)

Also, things are about to get rough on this ride, kiddos. Warnings for disassociation and general Hydra related nastiness.

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Chapter 8  

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Chapter 9: Mission protocols violated

Notes:

SIGNIFICANTLY LESS FLUFFY! This chapter contains self-punishment (mostly emotional/mental), mentions of self-harm, and sleep deprivation.

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Chapter 9  

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Chapter 10: Brief interlude

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This chapter overlaps with chapter 2 of Team-Building Exercises (http://archiveofourown.org/works/3456710/chapters/7615091)

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Chapter 10 

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Chapter 11: Unwanted Stories

Notes:

Author's Note: VERY DIFFICULT STUFF HERE: MENTIONS OF TRAUMA AND TORTURE, BOTH EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL

Reader's Note: Assessment: 1000% more suffering. 10/10 on the tissues and tequila scale. Mission note: do not listen on the way to work if job requirements include smiling.

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Chapter 11 

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Chapter 12: Preliminary clean-up

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Chapter 12 

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Chapter 13: The world's least intelligent target

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Chapter 13 

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Chapter 14: Effective treatments for nightmares

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Chapter 14 

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Chapter 15: Spatial expansion

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Chapter 15 

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Chapter 16: Hair Club for Assassins

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Chapter 16 

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Chapter 17: Expanded communication options

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Chapter 17 

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Chapter 18: Détente

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Chapter 18 

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Chapter 19: Snow day with superheroes

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Chapter 19 

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Chapter 20: A crack in the armor

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20 chapters! I feel accomplished.

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Chapter 20 

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Chapter 21: The Anti--Valentine's No-Touch Club

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Chapter 21 

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Chapter 22: Other people's projects

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This chapter mentions (very briefly) events from the weirdo epilogue of "This, You Protect" (http://archiveofourown.org/works/1752638/chapters/6663965) and chapter 4 of "Team-Building Exercises" (http://archiveofourown.org/works/3456710/chapters/7680830).

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Chapter 22 

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Chapter 23: Stepping among landmines

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Chapter 23 

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Chapter 24: Revelations from ancient history

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Chapter 24 

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Chapter 25: An important promise

Notes:

Identified: Previous chapter security issue. Status: resolved. Excellent mission assists deserve new chapter.

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Chapter 25 

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Chapter 26: Return, reunion, and a gendered meal

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Chapter 26 

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Chapter 27: Positive demonstrations

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Chapter 27

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Chapter 28: long think and a helpful action

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Chapter 28

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Chapter 29: Returns, gifts, calculations

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Chapter 29

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Chapter 30: Resolution of an equation

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Ya'll, 30 chapters! I'm almost caught up! What the hell am I supposed to do with my life now????????????
Identified: existential crisis imminent.

 

This chapter references chapter 5 of Team-Building Exercises (http://archiveofourown.org/works/3456710/chapters/7706450).

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Chapter 30

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Chapter 31: While the target's away, the bodyguard ... mopes

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Chapter 31

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Chapter 32: Separation with only a modicum of anxiety

Notes:

Happy Friday, I'm caught up!!!! In celebration, audiobook format is now available below. Huge thanks to all the wonderful listeners who took the time to comment and encourage this project. Since I can't bake you cookies, I've recorded the sweet little side story Spa Day. I hope you like. All Mission Assists deserve massages and pampering! Ya'll are the best!

Future chapters will be recorded as soon after posting as I can manage for as long as the story continues and rl allows.

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Audiobook Part 1 (Chapters 1-11)     M4B (Length 4:35:51)(126 MB)

Audiobook Part 2 (Chapters 12-22)   M4B (Length 2:34:02)(70.4 MB)

Audiobook Part 3 (Chapters 23-32)   M4B (Length 3:15:46)(89.5 MB)

 

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Chapter 33: Three days to the next bad idea

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Lo, I return! First Cold of the Year has been defeated, or at least successfully endured. Pardon any residual sniffles.

Chapter 34: Support operations

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Chapter 35: Aftermath

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Chapter 36: Intensive preparations

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Chapter 37: Reinforcements and muscle memory

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This chapter takes place during the events of chapter 7 of Team-Building Exercises (http://archiveofourown.org/works/3456710/chapters/7822196)

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Chapter 38: Push through toward home

Summary:

This chapter covers events that occur in chapter 7 of Team-Building Exercises (http://archiveofourown.org/works/3456710/chapters/7822196)

(still! it was a long chapter)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

*glances down modestly* Why yes, a perfect Moroccan French accent is totally one of the many little skills acquired during my long and fascinating life. Ahem.

Chapter 39: Re-establishing baseline

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Chapter 40: Late-night walks and reciprocity

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Chapter 40

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Audiobook Part 1 (Chapters 1-11)     M4B (Length 4:35:51)(126 MB)

Audiobook Part 2 (Chapters 12-22)   M4B (Length 2:34:02)(70.4 MB)

Audiobook Part 3 (Chapters 23-32)   M4B (Length 3:15:46)(89.5 MB)

Audiobook Part 4 (Chapters 33-40)   M4B (Length 2:29:21)(68 MB)

Notes:

Assessing pollen level: High.

Sinus status: non-optimal.

EASTER

Good point mission. Calming activity required to build up reserves for impending holiday drama.

CHAPTER 40

Yeah, also numbers containing a zero are pretty exciting.

CONFIRM

Confirm.

Chapter 41: Heat-related levity

Notes:

My computer woes are resolved, and I am so happy to be getting back to this series! Even more so since I am 100% in agreement with Barnes' opinions on both ice cream flavors and the resemblance between drinking gin and being electrocuted. Blech.

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Chapter 41

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Audiobook Part 1 (Chapters 1-11)     M4B (Length 4:35:51)(126 MB)

Audiobook Part 2 (Chapters 12-22)   M4B (Length 2:34:02)(70.4 MB)

Audiobook Part 3 (Chapters 23-32)   M4B (Length 3:15:46)(89.5 MB)

Audiobook Part 4 (Chapters 33-40)   M4B (Length 2:29:21)(68 MB)

 

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Chapter 42: Experiments and apologies

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Chapter 42

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Audiobook Part 1 (Chapters 1-11)     M4B (Length 4:35:51)(126 MB)

Audiobook Part 2 (Chapters 12-22)   M4B (Length 2:34:02)(70.4 MB)

Audiobook Part 3 (Chapters 23-32)   M4B (Length 3:15:46)(89.5 MB)

Audiobook Part 4 (Chapters 33-40)   M4B (Length 2:29:21)(68 MB)

 

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Chapter 43: The delicate art of Rogers management

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Chapter 43

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Audiobook Part 1 (Chapters 1-11)     M4B (Length 4:35:51)(126 MB)

Audiobook Part 2 (Chapters 12-22)   M4B (Length 2:34:02)(70.4 MB)

Audiobook Part 3 (Chapters 23-32)   M4B (Length 3:15:46)(89.5 MB)

Audiobook Part 4 (Chapters 33-40)   M4B (Length 2:29:21)(68 MB)

 

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Chapter 44: Just when you catch your breath

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HEY I'M BACK

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Chapter 45: One unexpectedly awakens

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Chapter 46: High flying, new baselines, and robotic assistance

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Chapter 47: The affinity for late-night emotional chats among space princes

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Chapter 48: Everybody come gawk at the sick guy

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Chapter 49: Olds therapy

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Chapter 50: Home

Notes:

It is finished and I am very sad and happy about it.

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