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Corbeau added Harmony, Urbain, Lida, & 13 others to “Ragtag Crisis Team”
Corbeau: Hello, team!
Urbain: uh what is this
Corbeau: Well, as you all know, Lumiose has been through TWO crises already. In case anything else comes up, I figured I should have a way to reach all of you at once. Hence this group chat.
Lida: I guess that makes sense
Corbeau: BUT! This is STRICTLY for the prosperity of Lumiose. Do NOT go blowing up this group chat with meaningless chatter. Can everyone reply with a “thumbs up” emoji so I know you understand?
Phillipe: 👍
Vinnie: 👍
Lida: 👍
Gwynn: 👍. and another 👍 on Ivor’s behalf.
Corbeau: Why? He’s too good to reply himself?
Gwynn: he shatters the rotom phones whenever he touches them.
Emma: I thought he said he’d try to be more gentle with them in the future?
Gwynn: he’s still working on it
Emma: Oh. Well, anyways, here’s my thumbs up: 👍
Grisham: If it’s for the benefit of Lumiose, we are always happy to help. 👍
Griselle: 👍
Korrina: 👍
Canari: woah so this means we’re officially like
Canari: Lumiose’s saviours or something right?
Harmony: Who is we?
Canari: cmon bro
Canari: we helped you get to Zygarde during that time the tower went rogue
Harmony: And even then I still did like 80% of the work
Corbeau: What did I say about filling this group chat with meaningless chatter?
Harmony: Just saying.
Harmony: But fine. 👍
Corbeau: That aside, I still have not received a thumbs-up from the rest of you lot.
Urbain: Oh right. 👍
Naveen: Is this really necessary?
Canari: I’ll do it if it gets Corbeau to stop whining. 👍
Naveen: I agree! 👍
Tarragon: 👍
Lebanne: 👍
Jacinthe: Lebanne.
Lebanne: Yes, Lady Jacinthe?
Jacinthe: Did I give you permission to send a thumbs-up?
Lebanne: Well
Lebanne: Um
Jacinthe: This action shall have grave consequences.
Lebanne: WAIT!!!!
Lebanne: LADY JACINTHE! I’M SORRY!!!
Lebanne: PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Jacinthe: You will not be spared.
Corbeau: Seriously? What’s your problem now?
Jacinthe: Before I send my thumbs-up, I would like administrator’s privileges.
Corbeau: No.
Jacinthe: Then I will not be sending anything.
Corbeau: This group chat is for the good of Lumiose. Doesn’t an elite like yourself want to see Lumiose prosper?
Jacinthe: But of course! That is exactly why I should be given admin!
Jacinthe: I will oversee this group chat and ensure you are all becoming the best trainers you can possibly be!
Lebanne: I must warn you that Lady Jacinthe is not one to take “No” for an answer.
Corbeau: Trust me, I am *well* aware.
Corbeau: Alright, fine. Jacinthe, I will give you admin privileges if you give me your word that you will not abuse this power.
Jacinthe: Moi? Abuse my power? Monsieur, I would never do something like that!
Corbeau: …right.
Canari: HELLO???
Canari: are we forgetting the whole Jacinthe Zone fiasco at the tournament???
Jacinthe: Speaking of my tournament…
Corbeau: No. More. Meaningless. Chatter.
Jacinthe: Meaningless? You dare call my super deluxe tournament “meaningless”?
Canari: omg
Canari: can you two get a room
Corbeau: Excuse me?
Gwynn: lmfao
Tarragon: Good one, Canari!
Naveen: That was hilarious!
Jacinthe: Monsieur Corbeau. The admin privileges?
Corbeau: Fine. But I won’t hesitate to remove them if I find you using them for unsavory purposes.
Jacinthe has been made Admin by Corbeau
Jacinthe: Merci! 👍
Corbeau: Now that that’s settled, I think it’s about time we end this conversation. Don’t send any other messages unless they’re related to Lumiose.
Harmony: k.
Corbeau: A pleasant evening to you all.