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    “Why you?”, she asked eventually and Mike’s stomach dropped through the floor. “Why… like how did they even think of you? Did you apply to a program without telling us? I mean what are you even supposed to do up there?”

    “Sit down honey, will you?”, his father said, once more not looking up from his chicken.

    “Ted, I swear to God-”

    “They want me as a negotiator”, Mike said, before she could snap entirely. “You know…to break a deal with the blue people.”

    “They’re called Na’vi”, Holly commented.

    Mike nodded. “Right.”

     

    Or:
    The Crossover Fic my brain cooked up as a coping mechanism.

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