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Voldemort, formerly known as the wizard Tom Riddle, had always had a unique way of saying fuck you in so many words. Before the last battle with Harry, he implanted a diabolical plan to destroy his enemies and allies alike. What was that, you ask? Why, cursing the entire water supply of the country to only effect the Wizarding populace.
Some may wonder...what was that curse?Infertility and eventual death by magical leaching.
After six years of research, a possible cure has been found. To ensure it's survival, the Ministry Of Magic orders every healthy adult of child bearing age to undergo testing for a perfectly matched spouse. They must conceive a child within a year, or be imprisoned in Azkaban.
The humiliating part? Orgasms and sexual compatibility are monitored...closely...with a schedule to follow.
Hermione, of course, is matched with her former bully...to which, shenanigans unfold.
For reference:
Harry and Ginny married on her 17th birthday. Their twin sons were born May 15th, 1999.
Oliver Wood and his wife had a daughter in June 1999.
No wizarding children have been born since.