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TRANSCRIPT: Jackie Pike: "—I'm just saying, the kids love him so much. Ruby keeps asking when Uncle Ilya is coming back."
Melissa: "Wait, Rozanov? Like, Ilya Rozanov? From Boston?"
Jackie: "Ottawa now, but yeah. I mean, I know it's weird, but he's genuinely so good with them. And honestly? I'm excited for him to become Uncle Ilya for real."
Melissa: "For real? What does that mean?"
Jackie: [laughing] "Just, you know, officially part of the family. He and Hayden act like they hate each other but it's just them pulling pigtails."
Melissa: "Pulling... pigtails?"
Jackie: "Yeah, like when boys used to tease girls they liked in elementary school? It's kind of cute actually."
Melissa: [pause] "Jackie, are you saying—"
Jackie: "And Shane has been so helpful so we can get time for ourselves. Like, he'll take Ilya and the kids to the park and Hayden and I actually get a date night for once."
Melissa: "Shane... Hollander?"
Jackie: "Yeah. The whole thing just... works, you know?"
[Video ends]
mtl gossip @mtlteaspill · 4h
um WHAT is this video of jackie pike talking about ilya rozanov
[video attached]
↳ sarah @sarahm_mtl · 4h
PULLING PIGTAILS???? MA'AM????
↳ dave @hockeywatch · 4h
"uncle ilya FOR REAL" bestie what does that MEAN
↳ emma @emwatson_nottheactress · 4h
the way my jaw literally dropped
Sports Center @SportsCenter · 3h
Video surfaces appearing to show Jackie Pike, wife of Hayden Pike, discussing a relationship with Ilya Rozanov.
[link]
↳ mike @sportsguy2024 · 3h
THIS CANNOT BE REAL
↳ ashley @hockeyfan4life · 3h
IM SCREAMING
jen @jenwrites · 3h
okay so jackie pike said:
• ilya is becoming "uncle ilya for real"
• hayden and ilya "pull pigtails" like people who LIKE each other
• "the whole thing just works"
ARE THEY IN A THROUPLE???
↳ mark @markanthony · 3h
I DID NOT HAVE HOCKEY THROUPLE ON MY 2025 BINGO CARD
↳ sam @samiam · 3h
wait is this actually happening or
lily @itophollander · 3h
everyone jumping to conclusions meanwhile jackie was probably just talking about family dynamics. y'all are WILD.
↳ chris @hockey4ever · 3h
found jackie's burner account
↳ lily @itophollander · 3h
OR i just have critical thinking skills?? try it sometime
dan @dantheman · 2h
I've watched this video 47 times and every time I'm more convinced that Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are dating and Jackie is just cool with it
↳ rachel @rachelreads · 2h
no i think it's all three of them together
↳ dan @dantheman · 2h
that's what im SAYING
NHL Memes @nhlmemes · 2h
[Image: Distracted boyfriend meme with Hayden Pike looking at Ilya Rozanov while Jackie Pike watches]
Caption: "When your husband's rivalry gets a little too friendly"
↳ melissa @melissaM · 2h
I'M CRYING
↳ brian @brianbrian · 2h
NOT THE MEME ALREADY
katie @hockeyanalysis · 2h
Let's look at the FACTS:
• Jackie says "uncle ilya for real" = permanent fixture
• "Pulling pigtails" = romantic tension
• "The whole thing works" = functioning relationship
• Hayden and Ilya are ALWAYS together at games
This is a throuple. Case closed.
↳ lily @itophollander · 2h
or hayden and ilya are just friends? revolutionary concept i know
↳ katie @hockeyanalysis · 2h
friends don't "pull pigtails" bestie
↳ lily @itophollander · 2h
it's a METAPHOR for them bickering oh my god
alex @alexhockey · 2h
THE PIKE/ROZANOV EVIDENCE THREAD:
• Ilya photographed at Pike house multiple times
• Hayden's kids wear Rozanov jerseys
• They sit together at NHL events
• Jackie posts IG stories with Ilya
• "Uncle Ilya FOR REAL"
[thread continues]
↳ alex @alexhockey · 2h
(2/12) Last year Hayden flew to Ottawa on an off day. Said it was "visiting friends." Ilya posted an IG story that day of homemade pasta with "best chef in the league" and a WINKING EMOJI
↳ nina @ninasportsfan · 2h
OH MY GOD
↳ lily @itophollander · 2h
yeah this is called "being friends" you absolute walnuts
hockey daily @hockeydaily · 1h
Hayden Pike has made his Instagram private. Jackie Pike's account is now also private.
↳ tyler @tylertime · 1h
THEY'RE CONFIRMING IT BY HIDING
↳ amanda @amandapanda · 1h
or they're being harassed???
↳ tyler @tylertime · 1h
if they had nothing to hide they wouldn't hide
lesbian @sapphichockey · 1h
not to be that person but as a polyam bisexual this would actually be really cool representation if true
↳ queer fan @rainbowpuck · 1h
RIGHT?? like imagine the first out relationship in NHL being poly
↳ straight guy @dudebro · 1h
this is disgusting. what about the kids.
↳ lily @itophollander · 1h
the kids who are reportedly happy and well-loved? those kids? shut up.
shayden truther @shaydenforever · 1h
EXCUSE ME but everyone is forgetting that SHANE HOLLANDER exists???
Jackie said Shane helps out???
What if it's SHANE and HAYDEN???
↳ hollanov girlie @hollanovcanon · 1h
girl what. the video is clearly about ILYA.
↳ shayden truther @shaydenforever · 1h
Shane and Hayden have been FRIENDS FOR YEARS. they have CHEMISTRY.
↳ hollanov girlie @hollanovcanon · 1h
ilya is literally the one being called UNCLE ILYA
↳ shayden truther @shaydenforever · 1h
JACKIE COULD BE COVERING
hollanov truther @enemiestolovers · 1h
how can i make this about hollanov
[image: the thinking emoji]
↳ another truther @secretships · 1h
LMAOOO NOT RIGHT NOW
↳ hollanov truther @enemiestolovers · 1h
but like... where IS shane in all this
why is he babysitting ilya's throuple children
make it make sense
↳ lily @itophollander · 1h
or maybe shane is just a good friend helping out? like normal people do?
sports updates @sportsupdates · 1h
BREAKING: Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov both missed practice today. Team sources say "personal reasons."
↳ marcus @marcusmtl · 1h
PERSONAL REASONS = DAMAGE CONTROL
↳ olivia @livvysports · 1h
they're both hiding this is REAL
chris @hockeyguy88 · 1h
this is sick. a man should be with a woman. hockey is going to hell.
↳ lily @itophollander · 1h
hockey went to hell when they let your dusty ass have opinions
↳ maya @mayamtl · 1h
LMAO LILY WENT OFF
r/hockey
u/mtlhockeyfan: The Jackie Pike video - what do we actually think is happening here?
u/analytics_nerd: I've analyzed the language and facial expressions. 87% probability this is a polyamorous relationship between Jackie, Hayden, and Ilya.
u/skeptical_fan: Or 87% probability you don't understand context clues
u/pike_rozanov_4ever: Evidence for Pike/Rozanov throuple:
• Video evidence
• Social media posts
• Hayden literally flew to Ottawa once
• They're ALWAYS together
• The kids love Ilya
This is REAL.
u/old_school_hockey: Back in my day hockey players just played hockey
u/queer_hockey_fan: Back in your day everyone was closeted and miserable, Bob
u/shayden_supremacy: Why is everyone ignoring that SHANE HOLLANDER was mentioned??? Shane and Hayden have been close for years. What if that's the real story?
u/pike_rozanov_4ever: Because Jackie literally said "Uncle ILYA for real" not "Uncle Shane for real"
u/conspiracy_corner: What if Shane is dating Ilya and Jackie is covering for them both
u/hollanov_account: Actually it makes PERFECT sense but go off
Instagram (screenshots):
@hockeygossip
[Screenshot of Ilya's Instagram from 3 months ago]
Caption: "family dinner 🍝" [photo shows a table set for 5 with kids' drawings on the wall]
Top comment: "WHO WERE THE OTHER TWO ADULTS ILYA"
@nhlupdates
[Screenshot of Jackie's now-private Instagram]
Last public post: Photo of Hayden and Ilya laughing, Jackie in the middle
Caption: "my boys ❤️"
Top comment: "BOYS??? PLURAL??? MA'AM???"
mtl reporter @jessicamtl · 45m
Source close to Pike family says the video has been "misinterpreted" but won't elaborate on what the correct interpretation is
↳ ben @benhockey · 44m
"MISINTERPRETED" = CONFIRMED
↳ lily @itophollander · 44m
"won't elaborate" = none of your damn business
hannah @hannahsports · 40m
Okay conspiracy theory: what if Hayden is dating Ilya and Jackie is just being a supportive wife covering for them
↳ mike @mikemtl · 39m
this actually makes sense
↳ sarah @sarahm_mtl · 39m
but she said "the whole thing works" implying she's PART of it
↳ lily @itophollander · 39m
or "the whole thing" means her friendship with ilya? their family dynamic? use your BRAINS
NHL discourse @hockeytalk · 35m
The internet discovering that men can have close friendships without it being romantic: impossible challenge
↳ jake @jakehockey · 34m
okay but "pulling pigtails" is literally romantic language
↳ NHL discourse @hockeytalk · 34m
or it's a woman describing how two grown men bicker like children
tiktok user @hockeyedits · 30m
I made a FULL timeline of every Pike/Rozanov interaction and I'm 100% convinced they're together
[link to 18-minute TikTok]
ottawa fan @ottawacentaurs · 25m
as an ottawa fan i'm just sitting here wondering how ilya rozanov became the center of a throuple scandal and NOT shane hollander
like if anyone was gonna be in a scandal i would've bet money on hollander
↳ mtl fan @mtlvoyageurs · 24m
RIGHT?? hollander has HISTORY
↳ lily @itophollander · 24m
what history? being a private person? you people are exhausting
confirmed bachelor @gaydar_sports · 20m
As a gay man I'm just saying: the way Jackie talks about Hayden and Ilya sounds EXACTLY like how my female friends talk about me and my boyfriend
She's covering for them.
↳ bi icon @bisexualhockey · 19m
WAIT
↳ confirmed bachelor @gaydar_sports · 19m
"pulling pigtails" = they bicker because they're in love
"uncle ilya for real" = hayden's boyfriend becoming permanent
"the whole thing works" = their arrangement with jackie covering
IT'S RIGHT THERE
↳ lily @itophollander · 19m
finally someone with SENSE
↳ alex @alexhockey · 18m
okay but then why mention the kids loving him
↳ confirmed bachelor @gaydar_sports · 18m
because hayden's kids DO love ilya? that's... normal?
shayden truther @shaydenforever · 15m
SHAYDEN EVIDENCE THREAD because y'all are SLEEPING on this:
• Shane and Hayden: teammates for 6 years
• Photographed together constantly
• Shane is Godfather to one of the Pike kids
• Jackie said SHANE helps out
• Shane is single (convenient)
[thread]
↳ hollanov girlie @hollanovcanon · 14m
bestie the video is about ILYA not SHANE
↳ shayden truther @shaydenforever · 14m
jackie is COVERING for shane and hayden by making it about ilya
↳ hollanov girlie @hollanovcanon · 14m
the mental gymnastics
↳ lily @itophollander · 14m
both of these theories are insane but the shayden one is at least creative
breaking news @breakingnewsMTL · 10m
Multiple sources confirm Jackie Pike has been receiving harassment online following the viral video
↳ emma @emwatson_nottheactress · 9m
this is so fucked up
↳ concerned fan @hockeyfan_87 · 9m
people are really sending her hate over this???
gross person @traditional_values · 8m
Jackie Pike is a disgrace to hockey wives everywhere. Allowing her husband to be with another man? Disgusting. What about the children?
↳ lily @itophollander · 8m
the children who are HAPPY and LOVED? shut your bigoted mouth
↳ maya @mayamtl · 8m
lily is on a RAMPAGE today and i'm here for it
awful person @godsplan_truth · 5m
Jackie Pike is going to hell for allowing this perversion in her home
↳ lily @itophollander · 5m
you're going to hell for being annoying
gossip account @nhlgossipnow · 3m
Reports that Jackie Pike is receiving death threats over the video. Multiple users have posted her address online.
↳ sarah @sarahm_mtl · 2m
DEATH THREATS???? OVER A VIDEO???
↳ concerned citizen @worried_mtl · 2m
this has gone way too far
↳ lily @itophollander · 2m
this is disgusting. leave her alone.
Shane Hollander @SHollander · 28m
Jackie Pike is one of the kindest people I know. She's been protecting Ilya and me for years. The harassment she's receiving is unacceptable. Do better.
Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov · 28m
Jackie is family. Anyone sending her hate can fuck off. She was trying to be good friend while internet made up crazy stories. Leave her alone.
immediate reactions:
mtl gossip @mtlteaspill · 27m
SHANE AND ILYA JUST CAME OUT
THEY'RE TOGETHER
THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER
JACKIE WAS COVERING FOR THEM
I CANNOT BREATHE
lily @itophollander · 26m
TO EVERYONE WHO SPENT 24 HOURS HARASSING JACKIE:
I hope you feel like the absolute clowns you are. She was being a good friend. You were being assholes. Apologize.
↳ maya @mayamtl · 25m
LILY HAS BEEN SAYING THIS THE WHOLE TIME
↳ chris @hockey4ever · 25m
wait who even is lily
↳ maya @mayamtl · 25m
the only person with a brain apparently
hollanov truther @enemiestolovers · 25m
I HAVE BEEN SHIPPING HOLLANOV FOR SIX YEARS
SIX YEARS
AND IT'S REAL
IT'S BEEN REAL THE WHOLE TIME
[screaming crying gif]
↳ another truther @secretships · 24m
WE WERE RIGHT
THE FANFICS WERE REAL
THE TENSION WAS REAL
EVERYTHING WAS REAL
shayden truther @shaydenforever · 24m
well fuck
↳ hollanov girlie @hollanovcanon · 23m
told you so told you so told you so told you so
↳ shayden truther @shaydenforever · 23m
okay but in my defense shane and hayden DO have chemistry
↳ hollanov girlie @hollanovcanon · 23m
as FRIENDS bestie
confirmed bachelor @gaydar_sports · 23m
I FUCKING CALLED IT
I SAID JACKIE WAS COVERING
I SAID IT SOUNDED LIKE HOW MY FRIENDS TALK ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND
WHERE IS MY AWARD
↳ bi icon @bisexualhockey · 22m
your prize is being right on the internet
congratulations
↳ confirmed bachelor @gaydar_sports · 22m
i'll take it
Sports Center @SportsCenter · 22m
BREAKING: NHL stars Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov announce they are in a relationship. Full statement on our website.
[link]
↳ mike @sportsguy2024 · 21m
ENEMIES TO LOVERS IS REAL
↳ ashley @hockeyfan4life · 21m
THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY FANFIC
alex @alexhockey · 20m
me 24 hours ago: they're in a throuple!
me now: i am so sorry jackie pike
katie @hockeyanalysis · 19m
I made a whole thread about Pike/Rozanov evidence and I was SO WRONG
Jackie if you're reading this I'm so sorry
I'm deleting the thread
I'm logging off
I'm moving to a cave
↳ lily @itophollander · 18m
maybe next time don't make elaborate conspiracy threads about real people's lives?
↳ katie @hockeyanalysis · 18m
you're absolutely right and i'm sorry
NHL Memes @nhlmemes · 18m
[Image: "Congratulations, you played yourself" meme]
Caption: "The entire internet spending 24 hours convinced it was a Pike/Rozanov throuple"
dan @dantheman · 17m
i watched that video 47 times convinced hayden and ilya were dating
turns out i was half right
just got the wrong Voyageur
↳ rachel @rachelreads · 16m
THE WRONG VOYAGEUR IM SCREAMING
jen @jenwrites · 16m
"pulling pigtails" = shane and ilya bickering because they're in love
"uncle ilya for real" = ilya becoming permanent in shane's life
"the whole thing works" = their arrangement with jackie helping them hide
WE WERE SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR
lesbian @sapphichockey · 15m
i'm happy for them but also lowkey disappointed we're not getting poly representation
but also SHANE AND ILYA????
ENEMIES TO LOVERS???
my brain is doing somersaults
queer fan @rainbowpuck · 14m
SCOTT HUNTER: out gay hockey player
SHANE HOLLANDER: out gay hockey player
ILYA ROZANOV: out gay hockey player
2025 is INSANE
↳ maya @mayamtl · 13m
we went from ZERO to THREE in two years
gross person @traditional_values · 13m
This is disgusting. Two men together is—
↳ lily @itophollander · 13m
shut the fuck up
blocked
awful person @godsplan_truth · 12m
The bible says—
↳ lily @itophollander · 12m
the bible says a lot of things you don't follow
eat a brick
blocked
r/hockey (new post)
u/HOLY_SHIT_GUYS: HOLLANDER AND ROZANOV ARE TOGETHER. ACTUALLY TOGETHER. FOR YEARS.
u/analytics_nerd: I need to recalculate everything. My entire model was wrong. How did I miss this.
u/skeptical_fan: We tried to tell you it was being misinterpreted!!!
u/pike_rozanov_4ever: I'm deleting my account. I'm so embarrassed. Jackie Pike I'm so sorry.
u/conspiracy_corner: Okay but in our defense, Jackie DID say "pulling pigtails" and we weren't COMPLETELY wrong about the romantic tension
u/queer_hockey_fan: You were just shipping the wrong people
u/hollanov_account: [pinned comment] I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS. YEARS. CHECK MY POST HISTORY. I HAVE RECEIPTS.
u/shayden_supremacy: I'm in mourning but also happy for them I guess
mtl reporter @jessicamtl · 10m
Hayden Pike just released a statement: "Shane and Ilya are family. Jackie is the strongest person I know. Anyone who sent her hate should be ashamed. We support our friends completely."
↳ ben @benhockey · 9m
hayden is a real one
Scott Hunter @ScottHunter · 9m
Proud of you both. @SHollander @IlyaRozanov
Welcome to the club. It gets easier.
↳ supportive fan @prideinhockey · 8m
THE FIRST OUT NHL PLAYER SUPPORTING THE SECOND AND THIRD
I'M CRYING
Rose Landry @RoseLandry · 8m
Shane will always be one of my favorite people. Sending love to him and Ilya. 💕
↳ pop culture fan @popculture_tea · 7m
rose is CLASS
Montreal Voyageurs @MTLVoyageurs · 7m
The Montreal Voyageurs support Shane Hollander completely. We are proud to have him as our captain.
Ottawa Centaurs @OttawaCentaurs · 7m
The Ottawa Centaurs stand with Ilya Rozanov. Proud to have him on our team.
NHL @NHL · 6m
The NHL supports all our players and is committed to fostering an inclusive environment in hockey.
lily @itophollander · 5m
to everyone asking who i am and how i knew:
i didn't "know" anything
i just have basic critical thinking skills
and i think doxxing and harassing someone over a misinterpreted video is fucked up
that's it
that's the tweet
↳ maya @mayamtl · 4m
lily for president
↳ chris @hockey4ever · 4m
lily single-handedly defended jackie while we all lost our minds
↳ emma @emwatson_nottheactress · 4m
lily is the only person with rights in this situation
hollanov truther @enemiestolovers · 4m
i need to know WHEN it started
i need to know HOW it started
i need to know EVERYTHING
i need a TIMELINE
i need a DOCUMENTARY
↳ another truther @secretships · 3m
"for years" could mean TWO years or it could mean TEN years
i need SPECIFICS
concerned fan @hockeyfan_87 · 3m
everyone who sent jackie pike death threats better be apologizing RIGHT NOW
supportive mom @hockeymom2024 · 2m
I don't care who loves who as long as everyone is happy and those kids are loved.
And it sounds like they are.
Good for all of them.
Jackie Pike @JackiePike · 1m
Thank you for the support. We're all okay.
And to be clear: Ilya has been part of our family for a long time. That part was never a lie. He's Uncle Ilya to my kids, and he always will be.
Shane too. They're both family. ❤️
↳ supportive fan @kindperson · 1m
JACKIE YOU ARE A QUEEN
↳ lily @itophollander · 1m
sending you so much love jackie 💕
↳ Sarah @sarahm_mtl · 1m
we don't deserve jackie pike