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Monday, 3:22 AM
BrainEmpty: Guys
BrainEmpty: Guys
BrainEmpty: Guys
BrainEmpty: Guys help
Lover boy: What’s going on?
Gun God: wtf is going on?? Why are you texting so early
Speedy boy: Everything okay lad?
BrainEmpty: No! Everything is not okay 😭
Fate is my bitch: Fuck, is some one dead???
Lover boy: Are you okay??? You’re not hurt right?
BrainEmpty: Josuke freaking trapped me in his room
BrainEmpty: Guys?
BrainEmpty: Why are you all typing at the same time???
The Cherry guy™: Yeah so…
The Cherry guy™: The Joestars have this funny little quirk…
Mr. Rage: Basically they all have this phase were they get really possessive and clingy
BrainEmpty: A what.
Mozzarella bitch boy: What happened to easing him into this mess -_-
Mozzarella bitch boy: Also who keeps changing my name?
Gun God: Me.
Mozzarella bitch boy: Fuck you and your stupid ass beanie
Gun God: Anyway, what did you mean by trapped in his room
BrainEmpty: He had Crazy Diamond turn the door into a lock when he’s not nearby and I’m staying at his home for a week while the Speedwagon Foundation fixes up the house and helps dad out
BrainEmpty: Also shout out to Speedie, thank you again
Speedy boy: Happy to help lad :D
Fate is my bitch: Well that’s not too bad I guess
BrainEmpty: FUCK YOU MEAN NOT TOO BAD??
Lover boy: I mean, Joseph refused to let us leave the Joestar family villa for three months
Sweet Suzi: Locked the doors and everything
The Cherry guy™: Same, Jotaro kept me chained in his room for three days until Avdol and Ms. Holly scolded him for it
Speedy boy: Jojo wasn’t so bad, he was just really clingy for a few months after we made sure that rotten bastard Dio was gone
Eri❤️: My dearest, you make it sound like he was just hugging us always or following us around
Eri❤️: Our sweet Jojo could not stand to be away from us for longer than a few seconds, or he would start to go a bit mad with worry…
Mozzarella bitch boy: Johnny used his freaking tears against me… Anytime I tried to leave him when he was still learning to walk again, he would start beginning and crying
Fate is my bitch: Jolyne didn’t let me leave her sight and she wouldn’t let go of Anasui, tied us both up using Stone Free like a leash.
Fate is my bitch: Shit sucked.
Annie: It’s true, as much as I adore and cherish her, it was very annoying…
Fate is my bitch: Mother fucker what is you doing up??? You’re meant to be resting
Annie: You were the ones blowing up my phone.
BrainEmpty: When did all of this happen?
Lover boy: After I recovered from Wamuu
Mozzarella bitch boy: A few weeks after we beat up Valentine
The Cherry guy™: A few weeks after that fight with Kira
Mr Rage: It happened to Mista after he almost died protecting Doppio
Gun God: And it happened to you after you got attacked by your own stand lmaoooo
Mr Rage: You forget, I'm Bruno's favorite child >:)
Fate is my bitch: After we (barely) survived Pucci
BrainEmpty: Okay and how long does it last?
Speedy boy: It doesn’t really have a time limit I’m afraid
Lover Boy: me and Suzi had to deal with it for three months
Eri❤️: Jonathan's lasted about 6 weeks if memory serves me right
BrainEmpty: I’m fucked
Speedy boy: Wish you luck lad
The Cherry guy™: I'll get Jotaro and come get you dw