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On one particularly obsessive evening, he’d spoken into his phone, eyes burning from looking at the picture for far too long:
“Hey Siri, what is the average Slavic penis length?”
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I don’t understand your question.”
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Or: Nine inches. Shane thinks that’s a big fucking lie.